# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5560 "2022-02-16T04:02:04Z")

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I’m tired of you all bending our ears about it.

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**Author:** ![GWF\_Hefel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/898d66/32.png) [@GWF\_Hefel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GWF_Hefel)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5561 "2022-02-17T16:22:44Z")

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In the P & E thread concerning flights of illegal immigrants coming into the U.S. under the cover of darkness (presumably to steal our jobs), turtlescanfly is either a troll (98%) or a moron (2%). Aspenglow is all troll, though.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5562 "2022-02-17T17:01:58Z")

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Just an idiot, at least in that thread. It’s easier to tell with long time posters.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5563 "2022-02-17T18:41:38Z")

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Psst - Aspenglow is a mod.

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**Author:** ![Chingon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chingon/32/17645_2.png) [@Chingon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chingon)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5564 "2022-02-17T18:50:12Z")

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The whole purpose of that post was to spread disinformation, which is essentially encouraged by and large by people here thinking they can “debate win” these.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5565 "2022-02-17T18:52:01Z")

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I don’t see any similarity between **turtlescanfly** and previously banned posters, but I’m pretty sure he’s a sock anyway. Jumps on the board, into the right forum, and posts right-wing facebook garbage? Well done, kicking this wasp nest.

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**Author:** ![Chingon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chingon/32/17645_2.png) [@Chingon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chingon)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5566 "2022-02-17T18:55:44Z")

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As long as the subject line “Is Biden really flying in undocumented immigrants at night?” keeps getting bumped into the first “page” that’s a win for the OP. They know most viewers will never click into the thread to see more, and this little nugget will stay in the back of their mind.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5567 "2022-02-17T18:57:53Z")

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I’ll ask a Mod to change it.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5568 "2022-02-17T22:04:58Z")

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👍

It’s standard that if there is a question in a thread title, especially a controversial or otherwise loaded one, that the subject be changed to include the answer.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2022, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5569 "2022-02-20T07:52:36Z")

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Mild pitting, but **cannonkuo** has yet another OP about the Falklands War.

> [@“conspicuous revolution” in the Commons](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conspicuous-revolution-in-the-commons/959812):
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> I read the article: My Falklands War and Theirs by Jean J. Kirkpatrickthe, former US Permanent Rep. to the UN. In the article she noted "Labor government’s 1978 decision not to station a permanent task in the South Atlantic—in order to save 180 million pounds—and instead to explore a “leaseback” solution for the islands like that of Hong Kong. … The enthusiasm for a settlement waned in the Foreign Office and the Labor Party after the “conspicuous revolution” in the Commons. What does she mean…

He’s mostly harmless, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen one person start so many threads on such an obscure and non-controversial topic.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2022, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5570 "2022-02-20T08:06:41Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> He’s mostly harmless, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen one person start so many threads on such an obscure and non-controversial topic.

Everybody’s gotta have a hobby I guess.

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**Author:** ![duality72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duality72/32/3910_2.png) [@duality72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duality72)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5571 "2022-02-22T07:30:35Z")

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I guess this is the most appropriate place for this.

> [@Judge rules against school mask mandates, Chicago Public Schools to ignore order?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/judge-rules-against-school-mask-mandates-chicago-public-schools-to-ignore-order/958998/23):
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> The World Health Organization does not recommend masking schoolchildren.

> [@Judge rules against school mask mandates, Chicago Public Schools to ignore order?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/judge-rules-against-school-mask-mandates-chicago-public-schools-to-ignore-order/958998/24):
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> [Incorrect.](https://www.who.int/news-room/questions-and-answers/item/q-a-children-and-masks-related-to-covid-19)

> [@Judge rules against school mask mandates, Chicago Public Schools to ignore order?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/judge-rules-against-school-mask-mandates-chicago-public-schools-to-ignore-order/958998/25):
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> From your own cite: “Children aged 5 years and under should not be required to wear masks.” Children from 6-11, it depends. However, Illinois is requiring all children over 2 to wear masks.

> [@Judge rules against school mask mandates, Chicago Public Schools to ignore order?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/judge-rules-against-school-mask-mandates-chicago-public-schools-to-ignore-order/958998/26):
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> So you agree that WHO recommends masking schoolchildren, practically all of them, in certain cases. Interesting. (Hint: 5 years and under are mostly not schoolchildren. 6 and up are.)

> [@Judge rules against school mask mandates, Chicago Public Schools to ignore order?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/judge-rules-against-school-mask-mandates-chicago-public-schools-to-ignore-order/958998/27):
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> You’ve never heard of preschool and kindergarten? Under 6 years old.

I didn’t know that goalposts could make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, but now i do.

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5572 "2022-02-22T11:12:28Z")

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Meanwhile in the Ottawa thread MacGiver has out-Stoned Sam.

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**Author:** ![Tfletch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tfletch1/32/5340_2.png) [@Tfletch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tfletch1)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5573 "2022-02-22T13:53:50Z")

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> [@duality72](#):
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> I didn’t know that goalposts could make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, but now i do.

Why keep yapping away like an idiot? Just slink away knowing you’re wrong.

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5574 "2022-02-22T17:24:38Z")

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> [@duality72](#):
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> I didn’t know that goalposts could make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, but now i do.

Please include who you’re talking about. Would have saved me having to click on one of the links to see that it was D\_Anconia.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5575 "2022-02-22T17:35:38Z")

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Even though I have D’cite on ignore, I still saw the quotes, with who they were from. Does your browser not show them to you?

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5576 "2022-02-22T17:37:04Z")

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No. In Firefox I just see the user icon, and I haven’t memorized the combinations of letters and colors for all those with the generics.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5577 "2022-02-22T17:40:57Z")

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Ah, same here.

And I haven’t memorized them either, but that light blue ‘D’ along with what inane points they are trying to make, are unfortunately enough to remember _him_.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5578 "2022-02-22T18:02:38Z")

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For some reason, Discourse seems to think the title of the thread is more important than the name of the poster when using quotes from other threads.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5579 "2022-02-22T18:13:09Z")

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The. Best. Messageboard. Software. Ever.

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