# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 71
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5880 "2022-05-01T06:49:14Z")
A _shred_ is asking for too much. He doesn’t even have an _iota_. ---
**Author:** ![nate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nate/32/13085_2.png) [@nate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nate)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5881 "2022-05-01T07:04:48Z")
Pathetic. “oohhh… Nate was in this Musk thread interrupting our circle jerk about how evil he is… he provided cites that proved what we assumed was completely wrong, but I don’t like that, wwwaaahhhh… I’ll just post that he’s being stubborn, I mean come on, Musk is a terrible person, who cares if the reasons why we think so might be wrong, waaahhh… Oh, Nate wants us to point out where he is wrong? Well, this is not the place! We must tell him to leave because as humans we just have this natural reaction to when we’re confronted with evidence that proves we are mistaken, it just doesn’t feel good!” wahhhwahh ---
**Author:** ![The\_Librarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_librarian/32/402_2.png) [@The\_Librarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Librarian)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5882 "2022-05-01T09:43:07Z")
Who are you guys talking to? Do I have to explain the ignore function again? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5883 "2022-05-01T09:59:24Z")
You’re really bad at this. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5884 "2022-05-01T11:44:57Z")
Your “evidence” in the other thread was primarily attacking the SDMB as horrible for disagreeing with you. The rest were either nitpicking one word out of a post and acting like it would somehow debunk it, or posting citations that actually proved the opposite of what you claimed. But mostly it was just attacking the SDMB because we dared not like Elon Musk. You kept saying you weren’t some Musk fanboy, but you’re clearly willing to burn all bridges here to defend this guy. You’re willing to believe that everyone else is wrong and you are right. You’re now thought of as a troll. People are putting you on ignore for being such a colossal asshole (as I will after this post). Was defending the honor of a selfish billionaire worth all that? Or are you just that arrogant? If I didn’t know better, I would actually think you were Musk, because your behaviors are similar. The only thing is, there’s no way the real Musk wouldn’t tell everyone who he is or threaten to buy the SDMB because we were being mean to him. Still, the reason you can’t seem to figure out that what Musk does is shitty is that you don’t have any problem acting the same way. That’s why I suspect you took this all personally. And why, even months out, you still haven’t taken that calm bit of introspection. All I can say is that at least it wasn’t defending TERFs. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5885 "2022-05-01T15:13:44Z")
FWIW, I do not have **nate** on ignore; I’ve just been scrolling past the sealion’s posts since St. Pat’s. [Trying to communicate with someone who, metaphorically speaking, has their entire forearms in their ears is pretty pointless.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hate-for-elon-musk/961053/129?) > [@BigT](#): > > All I can say is that at least it wasn’t defending TERFs. Better **nate** than TERF. Wish I could find a word for “TERF” that rhymes with “lever”. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5886 "2022-05-01T15:51:00Z")
Can you assholes just **knock it off?** Your Musk act has gotten tiresome. Don’t make the mods close this thread as well because you **just won’t shut up!** ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5887 "2022-05-01T16:07:39Z")
Makes one wonder if someone has done studies seeing if internet trolls tend to be authoritarian in nature and political persuasion. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5888 "2022-05-01T19:04:10Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Don’t make the mods close this thread as well because you **just won’t shut up!** Time for some recipes. Let’s see: [America’s Test Kitchen oatmeal cookies.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfn0O25aDaU) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5889 "2022-05-01T19:06:37Z")
Yoshi has opinions [![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51926888849_dabecda955_b.jpg "D8B5A6BE-77AB-46D5-82BF-54F8573346EC\_1\_201\_a") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/133093217@N04/51926888849/) ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5890 "2022-05-01T19:26:29Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Can you assholes just **knock it off?** Your Musk act has gotten tiresome. Don’t make the mods close this thread as well because you \*\*just won’t shut up!\*\*⁢ Eh. It’s the Pit. The thread’s not going to get closed (unless we want it to be). And someone who was trolling in another thread decided to come in here and troll even more. Now people have the opportunity to say what they wanted to say to him in the thread proper. It’ll all die off soon enough as everyone gets in their last word and then ignores him. ---
**Author:** ![lum\_s\_husband](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lum_s_husband/32/3698_2.png) [@lum\_s\_husband](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lum_s_husband)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5891 "2022-05-01T19:38:28Z")
Maybe Elmo is the true owner of the Dope? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5892 "2022-05-01T22:06:59Z")
No one thinks my grumpy dog is cute. Humphhh. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5893 "2022-05-01T22:46:31Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > No one thinks my grumpy dog is cute. Humphhh.  Beautiful dog! ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5894 "2022-05-01T23:16:01Z")
Lookit that face! ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2022, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5895 "2022-05-02T11:38:38Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > America’s Test Kitchen oatmeal cookies. I like oatmeal cookies, but even better are chocolate chip cookies without the chips. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2022, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5896 "2022-05-02T11:59:31Z")
No, I, it’s not going to be a boring ~~soup~~ cookie! It just, that’s just the base! You put the chips in if you want, but you gotta add other flavors. Flour, sugar, and butter are just a base of a ~~soup~~ cookie! But honestly, chipless Toll House are great. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2022, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5897 "2022-05-02T12:03:34Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > But honestly, chipless Toll House are great. True Fact. But what do we call them? Non-chocolate-chip cookies? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2022, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5898 "2022-05-02T13:42:43Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > > [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > > > But honestly, chipless Toll House are great. > > But what do we call them? Non-chocolate-chip cookies? Toll Paid cookies? Paid in the form of chocolate chips, natch. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2022, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5899 "2022-05-02T16:10:19Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Toll Paid cookies? Toll Homeless [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=70) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=72)