# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 79
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2022, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6040 "2022-05-22T22:20:18Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > > [@octopus](#): > > > > Calm down! You know kink shaming is taboo nowadays. > > Hey, buddy! How’re you doing? You can go all Rule 34 if you want to, but leave me the fuck out of your tentacles. - Wouldn’t that be “leave your tentacles the fuck out of me”? ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6041 "2022-05-22T22:21:40Z")
Well, yeah, y’know. Hey man, do you know of any way to get suction marks off of of your happy place? ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2022, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6042 "2022-05-22T22:22:48Z")
Don’t get them on there in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2022, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6043 "2022-05-22T22:23:36Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Don’t get them on there in the first place.  Ahhhhhhhh… fuck! I can’t post, even in the Pit, what I first typed up. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2022, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6044 "2022-05-22T22:23:45Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > Well, yeah, y’know. Hey man, do you know of any way to get suction marks off of of your happy place? - Just say you’ve been [cupping.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cupping_therapy) ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2022, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6045 "2022-05-22T22:25:55Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Just say you’ve been [cupping.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cupping_therapy) See, my Beloved is semi-into woo-woo. So she bought this cupping thing from Amazon. We tried it once, but she said that it was about as useless as your random octopus. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2022, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6046 "2022-05-22T22:48:40Z")
You know those dogs Spike and that little yellow runt Chester? Don’t be a Chester. It’s unbecoming. 🐙 ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2022, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6047 "2022-05-22T22:56:19Z")
Typical. You admire the bully. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2022, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6048 "2022-05-22T23:21:24Z")
The analogy flew over your empty head. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2022, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6049 "2022-05-22T23:21:56Z")
Well, maybe if you were as smart as everyone else here… ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2022, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6050 "2022-05-22T23:26:18Z")
Octo had some redeeming qualities, where he tried to actually make arguments and even had some unexpected views like supporting a universal basic income. But then he decided it was his job to avenge conservative and Republicans, regardless of how much more extreme they got. In particular, he decided his purpose was to troll the libs. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2022, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6051 "2022-05-22T23:28:01Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Octo had some redeeming qualities, where he tried to actually make arguments and even had some unexpected views like supporting a universal basic income. But then he decided it was his job to avenge conservative and Republicans, regardless of how much more extreme they got. In particular, he decided his purpose was to troll the libs.  I can accept that you feel that way, but I don’t buy it. Dude’s always been an asswipe. True, they’ve never made it to my ignore list, but then, why should I waste the effort on such a puling little thing? I mean, that’s two whole mouse clicks. Fuck that. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2022, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6052 "2022-05-23T00:01:26Z")
To be clear, my assessment applies to before you joined the board—before Trump was elected. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2022, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6053 "2022-05-23T00:39:42Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Surely, you don’t need to outsource your thinking to the hive? It’s sad when a cliché takes human form… The hive? As usual, you need to take your stupid framework to the trash, even more so when your side is busy becoming more like a real hive, and using very dangerous lies. [https://www.adl.org/blog/new-surge-in-support-for-replacement-theory-rhetoric](https://www.adl.org/blog/new-surge-in-support-for-replacement-theory-rhetoric) > **[Replacement-Theory-Explainer-1122.pdf](https://immigrationforum.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Replacement-Theory-Explainer-1122.pdf)** > > 1484.60 KB ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2022, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6054 "2022-05-23T01:48:23Z")
Take it to his own thread, he’s st-inking up this one that serves a useful purpose unlike his be-suckered self. Or just ignore him. And a most minor “shame on you” to @GreysonCarlisle for poking the useless be-hatted lump in the first place. We all know it’s a gibbering blob of RW inflated hate, and it’s absolutely a waste of skin, but why summon it to our presence by invoking it in a Beetlejuice like manner? ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2022, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6055 "2022-05-23T01:51:26Z")
> [@ParallelLines](#): > > the useless be-hatted lump Who are you referring to? All I see are the people I don’t have on ignore. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2022, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6056 "2022-05-23T01:56:42Z")
Hey, I get to see all those little icons of pink petulance in the blanked out quote section or the reply icon like everyone else despite Discourse’s effort to protect me. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2022, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6057 "2022-05-23T02:08:37Z")
I concur. I used to like octopus, he was a nice contrast to turds like Shodan. But after Trump he changed into what we have now. It’s sad. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2022, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6058 "2022-05-23T02:25:42Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > It’s sad when a cliché takes human form… …and you’re “peoples’ exhibit A.” ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2022, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6059 "2022-05-23T05:52:43Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > But after Trump he changed into what we have now. So once again T\*\*\*\*'s merde-ass touch has ruined a life. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=78) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=80)