# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6080 "2022-05-24T21:14:00Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> If I hate it here, I will make sure that everyone does as well.

If he hates it here, why does he stick around? Is he a masochist that enjoys being piled on, or a BillyGoats Gruff victim? (I don’t care, he’s been ignored for a long time.)

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6081 "2022-05-24T21:35:13Z")

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> [@Can we have a dictionary, please? {about sealioning}](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-have-a-dictionary-please-about-sealioning/964793/173):
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> No analogy is perfect

> [@Can we have a dictionary, please? {about sealioning}](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-have-a-dictionary-please-about-sealioning/964793/174):
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> I would change if I could, @Cervaise. I want more than anything to be liked and understood and accepted. But there is no magic wand to rewire my brain. We can only do our best with what we have.

> [@Can we have a dictionary, please? {about sealioning}](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-have-a-dictionary-please-about-sealioning/964793/176):
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> Wow! That’s almost like what Trans people describe their experience like! I sure hope this has given you more empathy for their plight.

I couldn’t let this pass without observing… @MrDibble says (unconnected) that no analogy is perfect, and in the _very next post_ @DemonTree describes her own psychological condition, which turns out to be a perfect analogy for the way a trans person might describe their feelings in a world that rejects the validity of their identity.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6082 "2022-05-24T21:45:33Z")

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> If he hates it here, why does he stick around?

Because his actual life is a hollow shell, a void of nothingness, and when people here actually reply to his inane or idiotic comments, it gives him the feeling that he _actually exists,_ and that he is not a sad little nothing.

“People are replying to me. TO ME!! I **am** somebody.”

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6083 "2022-05-24T21:45:54Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> DemonTree describes her own psychological condition, which turns out to be a perfect analogy for the way a trans person might describe their feelings in a world that rejects the validity of their identity.

I don’t buy that this is a coincidence, by the way. No way does a poster mostly known for shitting on trans folks just happen to make that point without realizing the irony.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6084 "2022-05-24T21:49:47Z")

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> [@Babale](#):
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> No way does a poster mostly known for shitting on trans folks just happen to make that point without realizing the irony.

With DemonTree I believe it. The cognitive dissonance is not at all a surprise to me.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6085 "2022-05-24T21:51:19Z")

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> [@Babale](#):
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> I don’t buy that this is a coincidence, by the way. No way does a poster mostly known for shitting on trans folks just happen to make that point without realizing the irony.

So you think it’s sarcastically shitting on trans people? You could be right. Well, if it whooshed me, it’s not something I’m too embarrassed about that sarcastic cruelty was not an interpretation that had occurred to me.

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6086 "2022-05-24T22:00:40Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> So you think it’s sarcastically shitting on trans people? You could be right.

I wouldn’t put it past them.

> [@Atamasama](#):
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> The cognitive dissonance is not at all a surprise to me.

This is also possible.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6087 "2022-05-25T00:36:56Z")

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> [@RitterSport](#):
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> You can be a principled conservative and have a fine life here – look at Martin\_Hyde. Instead, you bitch and moan, and talk about how much you hate it here.

Bad Timing Award

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6088 "2022-05-25T07:01:02Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> So you think it’s sarcastically shitting on trans people?

This is a person who tried to claim equivalent minority status to PoC or LGBTQIA+ _ **based on being a transphobe** _ who disliked being pitted for it. Their denseness makes neutronium envious. Openly sarcastically shitting on trans people is on-brand for them.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6089 "2022-05-25T10:54:26Z")

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I guess I missed something?

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6090 "2022-05-25T11:23:39Z")

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Martin\_Hyde is currently being pitted for strawmanning up a gun thread.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6091 "2022-05-25T12:10:41Z")

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Got it. I’ll check it out.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6092 "2022-05-25T12:16:07Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> Their denseness makes neutronium envious.

This quality, professional-grade content is why I’m here.

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6093 "2022-05-25T12:40:34Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> This quality, professional-grade content is why I’m here

But that’s impossible, according to Doc Martin he’s a low quality poster who contributes nothing to the boards!

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6094 "2022-05-25T12:43:03Z")

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I almost reported that post, as I saw it as a direct “tu quo quo” about trans rights, but figured the mods probably wouldn’t get the context and think it was meant innocently and in good faith.

Instead, I just renewed my ignore of that poster.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6095 "2022-05-25T13:10:47Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Instead, I just renewed my ignore of that poster.

Sometimes that’s all you can really do.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6096 "2022-05-25T13:37:03Z")

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[Sorry, have to use my finger on my tablet to access the Dope, where linking to things is a grotesque exercise in digit dexterity…]

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6097 "2022-05-25T17:10:14Z")

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I thought that was me, for starting a thread just to tell him to fuck off. **Mr. Dibble** is being a rock star in that thread. @Joey_P 's contribution was spot on.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6098 "2022-05-25T18:18:14Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Martin\_Hyde is currently being pitted for strawmanning up a gun thread.

And is now sealioning up the pit thread.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6099 "2022-05-25T18:22:39Z")

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I have to ask, what do you think sealioning means?

I don’t see him sealioning. I see him actually arguing his side. A side I don’t agree with, but far from sealioning.

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