# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 83
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6120 "2022-05-26T00:58:01Z")
OK then. You’re an asshole. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6121 "2022-05-26T01:24:42Z")
Well, back to @RitterSport’s most recent inquiry, Asuka has decided to ask a most R-rated question in [https://boards](https://boards). [straightdope.com/t/potentially-getting-hurt-during-sex-act-question-maybe-offensive/965110](http://straightdope.com/t/potentially-getting-hurt-during-sex-act-question-maybe-offensive/965110) I mean, at least he took a moment to note the ‘potentially offensive’, but just, wow. Still don’t think he’s trolling, but he looks to need the “poor impulse control (posting)” tattoo. Definitely seems to post and/or reply whatever flies through their head on a near daily basis. And if you combine the first line of the OP with the subject material, it verges on (or crosses) into TMI. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6122 "2022-05-26T02:24:36Z")
See my post a couple up. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6123 "2022-05-26T03:19:17Z")
> [@D\_Anconia](#): > > A number of posters are starting to use “sealioning” for posts/posters they disagree with, nothing more. [![](https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--oNpM2tty--/c_fit,g_north_west,h_725,w_920/co_ffffff,e_outline:41/co_ffffff,e_outline:inner_fill:1/co_bbbbbb,e_outline:3:1000/c_mpad,g_center,h_1260,w_1260/b_rgb:eeeeee/c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1607961118/production/designs/16748252_2.jpg) ](https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--oNpM2tty--/c_fit,g_north_west,h_725,w_920/co_ffffff,e_outline:41/co_ffffff,e_outline:inner_fill:1/co_bbbbbb,e_outline:3:1000/c_mpad,g_center,h_1260,w_1260/b_rgb:eeeeee/c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1607961118/production/designs/16748252_2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6124 "2022-05-26T03:22:34Z")
Adorable! ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6125 "2022-05-26T03:49:29Z")
That is clearly an earless seal in the [Phocidae](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earless_seal)! Which are quite distinct evolutionarily from the eared-seals of the [Otariidae](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eared_seal) ! I am outraged, OUTRAGED, by this sort of taxonomic chicanery! ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6126 "2022-05-26T03:51:52Z")
And it has Cetacean type flukes! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6127 "2022-05-26T03:52:55Z")
> [@Tamerlane](#): > > That is clearly an earless seal in the [Phocidae](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earless_seal)! Which are quite distinct evolutionarily from the eared-seals of the [Otariidae](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eared_seal) ! I am outraged, OUTRAGED, by this sort of taxonomic chicanery! - [![](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.470293616.7360/pp,840x830-pad,1000x1000,f8f8f8.u2.jpg) ](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.470293616.7360/pp,840x830-pad,1000x1000,f8f8f8.u2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6128 "2022-05-26T03:53:34Z")
Much better 😆! Though, arguably not quite as cute. ---
**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6129 "2022-05-26T04:03:16Z")
I don’t think he’s a troll, but speaking of stunningly oblivious unintended irony: > [@I use Roundup {split from leveling pavers}](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-use-roundup-split-from-leveling-pavers/965019/20): > > Round up and similar herbicides should not be allowed for personal use. They have damaged the environment, and are the main cause of sick monoculture lawns, that require more water, more fertilizer, and constant spraying of herbicides. > > **There is literally no reason for herbicides on a personal use level.** Emphasis mine. Apparently DrDeth is more concerned about inappropriate use of weedkiller than inappropriate use of guns. I can think of far more valid personal uses for herbicide (killing weeds in your yard) than valid personal uses for personcide (killing people in your yard?) ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6130 "2022-05-26T06:15:39Z")
Never mind. You did cover the condescension. ---
**Author:** ![nate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nate/32/13085_2.png) [@nate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nate)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6131 "2022-05-26T07:09:03Z")
The whole idea behind calling someone out for “sealioning” is so fucking dumb. I’ve been accused of it in a couple of Elon Musk-related threads. To me it’s someone saying, “I don’t feel like backing up what I said, so quit asking. But I’ll continue to respond to other points. Get over it. You’re sealioning.” In other words, “I object to this line of questioning on the grounds it would be devastating to my case.” ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6132 "2022-05-26T08:27:51Z")
Your complete lack of response when someone [does respond](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hate-for-elon-musk/961053/220) to you doesn’t exactly invite continued debate with you, Musk-felcher ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6133 "2022-05-26T08:31:52Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Musk-felcher LOL!! That deserves some kind of award! 😄 > [@nate](#): > > In other words, “I object to this line of questioning on the grounds it would be devastating to my case.” The only case I’ve seen “devastated” in the Musk thread is your own sycophantic fanboi defense of him. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6134 "2022-05-26T09:17:05Z")
> [@nate](#): > > In other words, “I object to this line of questioning on the grounds it would be devastating to my case.” And after you’d been so unfailingly polite too. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6135 "2022-05-26T10:09:45Z")
> [@ParallelLines](#): > > [https://boards](https://boards). [straightdope.com/t/potentially-getting-hurt-during-sex-act-question-maybe-offensive/965110](http://straightdope.com/t/potentially-getting-hurt-during-sex-act-question-maybe-offensive/965110) Give me a break with this fucking poster already. Someone else mentioned how he basically never comes back to his own threads – shouldn’t that be frowned upon? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6136 "2022-05-26T10:19:03Z")
Never mind ---
**Author:** ![nate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nate/32/13085_2.png) [@nate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nate)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6137 "2022-05-26T15:54:24Z")
I mean, you could have actually provided an ounce of proof of your claim instead of simply stating as a fact it couldn’t make the 1st turn. Talk about insincere. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6138 "2022-05-26T16:11:16Z")
> [@nate](#): > > stating as a fact it couldn’t make the 1st turn Your reading comprehension is even worse than your taste in billionaires’ anuses, sycophantic slag. Never said anything about “the 1st turn” And it’s not like I didn’t provide the cave survey Musk’s pool of professional idiots clearly didn’t bother to find, that in fact proves the thing I _did_ claim. Of course, you’d need to be able to read a cave map to see that, and you couldn’t even find your own ass with both hands if you were spotted two tries, so I don’t hold out any hope of that. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6139 "2022-05-26T16:11:31Z")
> [@nate](#): > > I mean, you could have actually provided an ounce of proof of your claim instead of simply stating as a fact it couldn’t make the 1st turn You have yet to demonstrate the ability to accept any evidence which does not paint Musk as an infallible demigod. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=82) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=84)