# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4640 "2021-09-23T22:50:06Z")

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> [@GreysonCarlisle](#):
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> Dolf just got a warning and a threadban, at the least.

And a second warning to boot. Quite impressive.

Is “Hide and watch” a new QAnon/right-wing meme, or is that unique to this particular idiot?

> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> “All will be revealed.” 🤣
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> Twoofers have been saying that for 20 years!

Yeah, it’s always the _next_ investigation that will suddenly uncover all the evidence of criminality previously undiscovered.

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4641 "2021-09-24T01:23:49Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Is “Hide and watch” a new QAnon/right-wing meme, or is that unique to this particular idiot?

I used it a couple of days ago, and now I’m worried that I sounded like a lunatic.

I AM NOT A LUNATIC YOU ROOTIE-PATOOTIE DIRTY BIRD!

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4642 "2021-09-24T05:07:12Z")

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I’m not sure that’s scientifically possible, yet, but it sounds like it would be equal parts marvelous and terrifying.

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**Author:** ![Temporary\_Name](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Temporary\_Name](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Temporary_Name)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4643 "2021-09-24T07:01:44Z")

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> [@GreysonCarlisle](#):
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> Dolf just got a warning and a threadban, at the least.

I actually found the poster kind of funny, you really could not take him or her very seriously. Simply stating basic truth is more than enough to get him/her to lose his/her mind.

I really wanted to ask him how his pillow business was going these days because after a few posts I started hearing everything he wrote in Mike Lindell’s voice.

I never purposely trolled him, but when he got overwrought it was easy to make him chase his tail until he got tired. The really sad thing is I know real life people I have to interact with to some degree just like him. Or just like her. (Not so much that I have to put up with the dip shits, it is just sad that they believe the nonsense they say.)

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4644 "2021-09-24T07:09:11Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Is “Hide and watch” a new QAnon/right-wing meme, or is that unique to this particular idiot?

I have no idea, but I saw how he mentioned it frequently. What does it mean?

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4645 "2021-09-24T07:35:13Z")

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It probably refers to his sister’s bedroom closet.

(This is the Pit after all.)

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4646 "2021-09-24T08:59:41Z")

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Mr “Just wait for the audits!” is gonna be mad about this.

> **[Hand count in audit affirms Biden beat Trump, as Maricopa County said in...](https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/politics/elections/2021/09/23/arizona-audit-draft-report-confirms-biden-beat-trump-2020/5835521001/)**
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> The three-volume report by the Cyber Ninjas includes results that show Trump lost by a wider margin than the county’s official election results.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4647 "2021-09-24T11:56:30Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> And a second warning to boot. Quite impressive.

Which led to **Peter Morris** leaping to his aid, defending him from the mean mods.

[Heh.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-warnings-one-offence/951229)

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4648 "2021-09-24T12:35:02Z")

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To be fair, I had the same initial reaction until it was pointed out that the warnings were for different infractions. And not just based on one comment. After that, I was fine with it.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4649 "2021-09-24T13:44:55Z")

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What’s point of defending that poster? There’s no way they’re going to last here.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4650 "2021-09-24T14:25:35Z")

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I think Peter is confused. He’s throwing shit around everywhere, accusing others of violating the mod note when they didn’t. If he paid attention that ATMB thread wouldn’t have been created in the first place.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4651 "2021-09-24T14:37:38Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> I think Peter is confused.

That’s a very kind way of giving him the benefit of the doubt that he’s not just an ass trying to stir up trouble and cause drama.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4652 "2021-09-24T14:42:45Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> That’s a very kind way of giving him the benefit of the doubt that he’s not just an ass trying to stir up trouble and cause drama.

50 scientists on other boards agree with him.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4653 "2021-09-24T15:00:27Z")

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I know, it’s the Pit and I’m not being ranty enough. I just see how a person could mistakenly reach the conclusions he has made. I’ve fucked up on this board like that before (and off this board).

If he keeps doubling down on this, then he’s an asshole.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4654 "2021-09-24T15:03:41Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> If he keeps doubling down on this, then he’s an asshole.

Looks like he has accepted your challenge!

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4655 "2021-09-24T15:51:59Z")

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He seems to be backing down at this point. Peter never struck me as being that bad overall in the past, none of us are perfect but it’s not like I see him and think, “Oh it’s _this_ shithead again.” There are some people where I definitely **have** had that thought whenever they post.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4656 "2021-09-24T15:53:40Z")

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Just don’t get him started on James Randi. 🙂

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4657 "2021-09-24T15:54:02Z")

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Or dowsing.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4658 "2021-09-24T15:57:25Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> 50 scientists on other boards agree with him.

Right. 🙄

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4659 "2021-09-24T16:05:20Z")

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There’s always been a contingent of old school, crotchety (as a nearly 20 year poster, maybe I also fall into this category) posters who have been aggressive ‘centrists’, by which I mean they believe in the principle that there’s always a middle ground, perhaps apocryphal and certainly mythical, that exists for any issue and that the board (and mods) should be fair to people on either side of this hallowed middle ground.

It’s why 9/11 truthers, ‘scientific’ racists, misogynists, and a bunch of just generally aggressive ignorant posters have tended to last so long around here. In the interest of ‘fairness’, we tipped the scales too far the other way into letting them run amok. Peter Morris has always been a bit more on that side of things but toned down markedly in recent years, perhaps due to James Randi retiring/dying.

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