# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 90
**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6260 "2022-06-20T22:22:31Z")
What would it be like to visit “the cornfield”? [![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e633f3b5f5cf7828dcefcfe45c113c01/tumblr_nxs18pzjuT1qjtajso4_400.gifv) ](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e633f3b5f5cf7828dcefcfe45c113c01/tumblr_nxs18pzjuT1qjtajso4_400.gifv) ~Max ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6261 "2022-06-20T23:32:14Z")
That is surprisingly accurate. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6262 "2022-06-24T15:32:07Z")
Sometimes I wish I had half the forward planning skills of some of the board’s socks who create multiple accounts to use years later. (Not that I wish I’d created multiple accounts; I just wish I was better at contingency planning.) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6263 "2022-06-24T16:00:41Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > (Not that I wish I’d created multiple accounts; I just wish I was better at contingency planning.) If you obsess about something enough, and devote an unhealthy amount of focus to it, then you will be capable of more than you might think possible. These sock puppeteers put way too much effort into this. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6264 "2022-06-24T17:43:09Z")
Necessity is the mother of invention, even if that necessity is only the product of a fevered delusion. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6265 "2022-06-24T17:53:38Z")
An old troll, “Mr\_Smashy”, has returned to troll in the SCOTUS Roe v Wade thread. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6266 "2022-06-24T17:57:17Z")
Fucking\*\* 🥷! \*\*'Cause it’s the fucking Pit and we fucking have fucking standards fucking here! ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6267 "2022-06-24T18:06:25Z")
Looks like we are all rushing in here due to that dipshit troll. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6268 "2022-06-24T18:08:18Z")
I had to add to my “Ignore” list because of that asswipe. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6269 "2022-06-24T18:08:55Z")
Countdown til Mr\_Smashy discovers this thread and makes it his starts… NOW! ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6270 "2022-06-24T18:13:17Z")
That dipshit, who claims he hasn’t been here in a over a decade but has plenty of posts from 2019 and other years well within a decade, is now looking for something he remembers being called the bbq pit. So yeah, expect that moron to show up here soon. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6271 "2022-06-24T18:21:42Z")
DNFTT ~Max ---
**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6272 "2022-06-24T18:33:31Z")
Was about to report the ‘I see I made a mark’ post, but threadlock. Said troll has succeeded in ruining the fun for everyone. ~Max ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6273 "2022-06-24T18:34:20Z")
> [@Max\_S](#): > > DNFTT > > ~Max Why? Are you on a diet? (Disclosure: I do not think Max\_S is a troll. Just an awful person.) ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6274 "2022-06-24T18:36:23Z")
And… warned and suspended! > [@Supreme Court has overturned Roe v. Wade (No longer a draft as of 06-24-2022.)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/supreme-court-has-overturned-roe-v-wade-no-longer-a-draft/963862/1014): > > Suspension and warning for Trolling. I will be recommending a full ban! Great job, @What_Exit! ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6275 "2022-06-24T18:38:56Z")
I was about to block ole jizz-for-brains, but a full ban is much better. ---
**Author:** ![Martin\_Hyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Martin\_Hyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martin_Hyde)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6276 "2022-06-24T18:43:03Z")
Yeah that was good / swift action. It is rare someone literally openly posts their intentions to troll with glee, but when it occurs it should be come down on pretty hard. It was manifestly obvious he came here purely to troll and not to discuss. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6277 "2022-06-24T18:43:14Z")
He’s a nasty one, he is. You can feel the venom in his words. I bet there is spittle on his screen. Good Riddance. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6278 "2022-06-24T18:48:54Z")
We’ll see, I’m recommending a ban, it may not happen. But I did take the step of removing all 17 posts from the thread as the easiest way to avoid posters feeding the troll. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6279 "2022-06-24T18:50:12Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > {…} I bet there is spittle on his screen. {…} It’s not spittle! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=89) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=91)