# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6280 "2022-06-24T18:51:41Z")

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Anyone that tries to pass [Prager U](https://youtu.be/WIwKhX-1gZQ?t=36) as a good source needs to get the warning that Stephen Fry gave to astrologers.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/QdsXvHnm8pQ/hqdefault.jpg "QI - Astrology") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdsXvHnm8pQ)

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6281 "2022-06-26T14:19:58Z")

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Uh oh, I think we’re loosing CHealy7 . . . and why am I suspicious that he’s also Mr\_Smashy?

ETA: That should be ‘We lost CHealy7’!

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6282 "2022-06-26T14:27:18Z")

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Announcement for _Chealy7_ will come later from another moderator. I was just processing it as per a Modloop decisions.

**Mr Smashy** can be back on July 1st if he can follow our rules. He was given a break.

_There is no indication they are socks of each other._

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6283 "2022-06-26T14:28:54Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> {…} There is no indication they are socks of each other.

One of the many reasons I’ll never be made a mod…

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6284 "2022-06-26T15:48:47Z")

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I get a kick out of people who can ID socks with observations like, “see how he misspelled cromulent in this post, as he did previously in 1994” and “they both put an unnecessary extra space before the exclamation point “.

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**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6285 "2022-06-26T16:00:27Z")

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Do we have a purple text option now? A @The_Grapist sock would never get caught.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6286 "2022-06-26T16:38:21Z")

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\color{purple}{\text {It can be done}}

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6287 "2022-06-26T16:40:35Z")

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The Grapist is the most unfortunate banning in all the history of the Dope.

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**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6288 "2022-06-26T16:56:49Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> \color{purple}{\text {It can be done}}

I guess the old tags weren’t auto-coverted, but this news fills me with joy.

No idea what I’ll use it for.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6289 "2022-06-26T17:34:20Z")

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I’ve used that kind of meticulous analysis to identify socks on Wikipedia before blocking them.

It gets easier the more you do it.

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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6290 "2022-06-26T19:18:17Z")

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At the risk of going off the reservation…

Wha’ hoppen?

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6291 "2022-06-26T19:48:58Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> I get a kick out of people who can ID socks with observations like, “see how he misspelled cromulent in this post, as he did previously in 1994”

Such people should embiggen their knowledge of regional variations. Cromulant is a perfectly cromulent alternative spelling of cromulente in parts of upstate New York. Doesn’t make someone a sock just because they’re not the only one to spell it that way.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6292 "2022-06-26T19:56:38Z")

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That’s just what a serial socker would say, isn’t it?

joking, seriously just joking.

For the record, I can’t pick up writing patterns like that. I’m not that clever. There are a few serial sockers that have tells though.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6293 "2022-06-26T19:59:44Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> The Grapist is the most unfortunate banning in all the history of the Dope. -

What’s little known is that there was not just one **Grapist** but a whole bunch.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6294 "2022-06-26T20:06:59Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> That’s just what a serial socker would say, isn’t it?
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> joking, seriously just joking.
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> For the record, I can’t pick up writing patterns like that. I’m not that clever. There are a few serial sockers that have tells though.

I’m not that clever either but I identified a couple of socks myself. As you said, some people have tells, which might be writing style, subject matter or just similarities in what they tell about their location and background.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6295 "2022-06-26T20:18:34Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> What’s little known is that there was not just one **Grapist** but a whole bunch.

Bastard. 👏

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6296 "2022-06-26T20:32:00Z")

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> [@CaptMurdock](#):
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> Wha’ hoppen?

The Grapist was before my time, I only know of them by reputation.

I was curious and did a search. I had assumed this was a character that was around for a while before the mods shut it down. In reality, they were only around for a day: March 7, 2003. That was when the account was both created and blocked.

In its brief run, it posted 28 times and created 2 threads. It was here and gone in a flash. Yet it had such an impact that people are talking about it nearly 20 years later.

I assume that the account was banned because it was spamming the board without any real content, just quoting people and changing the text color in the quote to purple. The name and schtick also obliquely referenced rape, as people were having their words changed to purple without their consent. And that’s at least icky if not flat-out offensive.

I see there was speculation about the account being a sock as well.

I would call it the most successful forum troll I’ve ever heard of. It’s amazing to be around for such a short time and yet somehow literally impact generations.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6297 "2022-06-26T20:39:01Z")

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Open homophobe fuckwit Paul is now blatantly trolling in ATMB. And yes I flagged that shit.

> [@Is anti-Catholic bigotry hate speech?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anti-catholic-bigotry-hate-speech/966877/44):
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> OK, you are right. Hateful speech by one never, ever, turns into hateful acts by another. Seriously, I am sometimes gobsmacked by how low our discussion on the SDMB has fallen.

I don’t mind linking in this case. I want him to know.

For those curious about Paul’s homophobia and other reprehensible traits, check out his Pit thread:

> [@A pitting for Paul\_was\_in\_Saudi](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pitting-for-paul-was-in-saudi/946791):
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> For his performance in the Why don’t liberals and Democrats fully embrace atheism? thread, starting here: I’m not going to quote any more than that, there’s too much to quote and you can go over there and read it. His hateful responses there, basically saying that if oppression doesn’t amount to genocide then it doesn’t count as oppression, got the thread closed for a while (for taking it way off track) and not-quite-a-mod-note from Raventhief, which I wish had been stronger for the disingenuo…

For the homophobia:

> [@A pitting for Paul\_was\_in\_Saudi](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pitting-for-paul-was-in-saudi/946791/68):
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> Yeah, for years he was just “That creepy fuck who keeps a detailed wank list of all mass murders in the US,” but he’s been really letting his bigoted side show lately. Like [casually slipping a homophobic joke](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-android-google-phone/931990) into a random anecdote and then pretending to be all wide-eyed innocent when called on it.

I guess he really is an authority on bigoted jokes though, I’ll grant that. The same way David Duke is an authority on racism.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6298 "2022-06-26T20:41:59Z")

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To be fair, he never tells jokes.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6299 "2022-06-26T21:04:29Z")

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This weekend has been predictably shitty one to mod on the dope. What pushes me over the edge? Right Wing assholes? Posters getting too riled up at each other?

No, the finger-wagging, far too wordy, bringing up old bullshit no ones else remembers asshole **BigT**. Fucking guy is too much.

This post is ridiculous.

> [@Don't get it, What Exit?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-get-it-what-exit/966897/21):
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> Well, no, because there is no reason to expect he would be allowed to do that. While posters have guessed about what the reasoning was, the mod in question did just repeat himself, rather than explain his reasoning. This is a mod call that could have gone either way, depending on how one interpreted the post. And past interactions between these two show that WE tends to view anything Roger says with suspicion. Without a mod telling him it’s okay, I don’t see any reason to trust that he wouldn’t …

Fuck you for making this job so much harder than it has to be.

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Oh, please note, I’m uncharacteristically pissed off right now. Think about how rarely I curse on this board and how rarely I attack another poster. Congrats **BigT** , you’ve trolled me well. I hope you’re happy at least.

## Fucking Jerk.

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