# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 98
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2022, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6420 "2022-07-01T19:48:50Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > I’d say either Chris Walken or Bill Shatner commas. Micro-parentheses. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2022, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6421 "2022-07-01T19:57:43Z")
I’m Crow, and I’m a commaholic. > **[Urban Dictionary: Commaholic](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Commaholic)** > > A person addicted to the intoxicating use of commas. Commaholics use more commas than necessary, when constructing a sentence. This practice can become habit-forming. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2022, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6422 "2022-07-01T20:00:53Z")
Wait, was it _you_ who used to end every post with {\color{white} {fnord!}}? ~Max ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2022, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6423 "2022-07-01T20:04:11Z")
Yup, made it very easy to find the cite I needed to shove in Starving Artist’s face for the third in two different threads. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2022, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6424 "2022-07-01T21:27:02Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > I’m Crow, and I’m a commaholic. Careful, lest you be rendered commatose. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2022, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6425 "2022-07-01T21:30:04Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > > [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > > > I’m Crow, and I’m a commaholic. > > Careful, lest you be rendered commatose. - !!! ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2022, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6426 "2022-07-01T21:32:16Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > !!! He beat ya, and ya know it. Doff your hat and show some respect. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2022, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6427 "2022-07-01T21:36:39Z")
Don’t make us round up a posse. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2022, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6428 "2022-07-01T21:39:03Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Don’t make us round up a posse. - Who’s going to pay the a posse fee? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2022, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6429 "2022-07-01T21:39:52Z")
I don’t know, I’m pulling this out of my colon. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2022, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6430 "2022-07-01T21:48:05Z")
Posse Comma-tatus? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2022, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6431 "2022-07-01T21:52:17Z")
Switch it up, sometimes use too many commas, sometimes too few of them. Become a comma chameleon. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2022, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6432 "2022-07-01T21:57:07Z")
You guys kill me. I’d love to stay, but I must dash. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2022, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6433 "2022-07-01T22:08:19Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Switch it up, sometimes use too many commas, sometimes too few of them. Your first comma there is incorrect, because it separates two independent clauses. Use either a period\* or a semicolon. Trust me, I am a certified commantator. Anyway, this stupid digression is a pain in the umlaut. \* - Or as the Germans delightfully refer to it, _der Punkt_. This has migrated to English in the expression of someone whose fun is abruptly terminated when they discover they have been the victim of a practical joke: “I have been Punkt”. ---
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2022, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6434 "2022-07-01T22:45:45Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > Well I guess they should be Electric Blue as your first troll was Blue Thunder. Electric blue, but knobby and troll-like. That sounds right. 🙂 > [@TroutMan](#): > > Heads up for everyone: some mods get caught up in bloodlust after their first kill. Watch out for a reign of terror across the boards from **puzzlegal**. It’s not really my first kill. I’ve killed more spammers than I can count. But spammers have thin, low quality hides, and I’ve been waiting to get a nice think troll hide to make myself my jack boots. And I’m pretty sure this is my first troll. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2022, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6435 "2022-07-02T03:29:27Z")
There’s a fellow in the Quarantine Zone who is, I suspect, not long for this board. They joined 3 days ago, they’re being rude and insulting outside of the pit, and they just ignored mod instructions to not post in the thread “Immunity after getting COVID should fulfill vaccine requirements”. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2022, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6436 "2022-07-02T03:37:32Z")
Didn’t Blue Thunderbutt also bring up “Karma” when arguing with a mod? ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2022, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6437 "2022-07-02T03:56:01Z")
I don’t know. I didn’t look at any of their posts. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2022, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6438 "2022-07-03T06:07:12Z")
The farting avian in a cerulean shade is no longer a member of this community. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2022, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6439 "2022-07-03T17:28:28Z")
Mr. Smashy is now toast, after returning from a suspension and promptly shitting in the swimming pool. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=97) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=99)