# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 99
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2022, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6440 "2022-07-03T19:20:57Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > > [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > > > I’m Crow, and I’m a commaholic. > > Careful, lest you be rendered commatose. [![](https://i.imgur.com/Nqupq.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/Nqupq.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2022, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6441 "2022-07-03T22:03:00Z")
Which thread was this? I’d like to see the exchange ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2022, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6442 "2022-07-03T22:07:21Z")
> [@My job as a Republican](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-job-as-a-republican/966838/122): > > “to stop me from killing people, which is MY RIGHT.” As much as the left loves them some mask mandates, you realize, don’t you, [that they really](https://www.city-journal.org/the-failed-covid-policy-of-mask-mandates) didn’t do anything [other than](https://www.sfgate.com/coronavirus/article/bay-area-mask-mandate-results-17271294.php) virtue signal. Unless you want to argue about the math. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2022, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6443 "2022-07-03T22:43:50Z")
It was basically a last straw sort of thing. They’d been warned for stirring up crap and told no more. And then they posted in that last thread after their suspension. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6444 "2022-07-04T08:34:12Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Who’s going to pay the a posse fee? You don’t have to pay - you can just grab them by the posse. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6445 "2022-07-04T09:55:54Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > > [@running\_coach](#): > > > > Who’s going to pay the a posse fee? > > You don’t have to pay - you can just grab them by the posse. - And when you’re a big asterisk, they let you. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6446 "2022-07-04T15:20:33Z")
Allow me to introduce **Jordan41** , who has been with us approximately an hour. HIs first post, Post #408 in “Why all the hate against Amber Heard?”, reveals him to be a master of the wall-o-text style of posting, as devoid of any kind of coherence as it is of punctuation. His second contribution to the board, post #1539 in “Jan 6 Hearings Follow-Along & Commentary” thread, appears to be some kind of incoherent Trumpist rant, and here he also reveals his specialty of not only creating a wall-o-text devoid of punctuation, but doing it all in one single unbroken sentence. I see a bright future here for this young lad. Trumpism, illiteracy, and incoherence are pretty much what we live for, here on the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6447 "2022-07-04T15:32:17Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Allow me to introduce **Jordan41** Good grief, the Amber Heard post could have been written by a bricklayer who has been appointed Professor of Apunctual Murology at Oxford University. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6448 "2022-07-04T15:37:58Z")
I’m guessing **Jordan** is a former E-3 who got a “We aren’t that desperate!” discharge and now thinks of himself as a warrior. He showed up 4 hours early to the family BBQ, drunk, and started in on incoherent rambling. The family took away his beer and locked him in the study where he wouldn’t frighten the children or the rest of the family, who have _just about had it_ with his Trump shit. ---
**Author:** ![abcdefghij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/43a26b/32.png) [@abcdefghij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abcdefghij)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6449 "2022-07-04T15:50:32Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > HIs first post, Post #408 in “Why all the hate against Amber Heard?”, reveals him to be a master of the wall-o-text style of posting, as devoid of any kind of coherence as it is of punctuation. There was a period in the middle! ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6450 "2022-07-04T15:51:11Z")
A well-measured and very appropriate smackdown from @Aspenglow, portending a short career for **Jordan41**. > [@abcdefghij](#): > > There was a period in the middle! I’m sure that was a typo. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6451 "2022-07-04T15:57:50Z")
It was a trock anyway. Now gone. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6452 "2022-07-04T15:58:21Z")
For funs, I went to the Amber Heard thread to read that diatribe, and in mid-reading it vanished. Never have experienced that. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6453 "2022-07-04T16:00:29Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > It was a trock anyway. Now gone. Thank you. That was an even shorter career than I had predicted! 😀 ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6454 "2022-07-04T16:02:14Z")
Obvious Trock and 2 user profiles is all it takes for insta-ban. He was also Trumpelstiltzkin who I’m surprised wasn’t already banned. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6455 "2022-07-04T16:11:06Z")
@What_Exit has better trock-tracking skills than I do. I’m glad he’s gone. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6456 "2022-07-04T16:17:55Z")
Ruh-roh. That ambiguity thing again … 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6457 "2022-07-04T16:27:04Z")
Wall of text. Im picturing a frazzled Phil Spector sitting at the computer, thinking wall of sound. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6458 "2022-07-04T16:53:24Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > It was a trock anyway. Now gone. What a shocker! Who woulda thought? ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6459 "2022-07-04T16:55:50Z")
He probably wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=98) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=100)