# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 10112
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10112 "2023-08-09T03:13:35Z")
> [@ASL\_v2.0](#): > > I’m imagining the lollipop guild licking their giant lollipops down to a blade-like edge around the whole circumference and then wielding them like scythes through a field of Oompa-Loompas, their heads popping off like grotesque and horrified pumpkins. > > So I guess the munchkins would win (and that’s even discounting their armed forces, soldiers of which can be seen marching in Dorothy’s welcome parade). … [Snip.] Just for fun, I went looking for that thread. I found it, and to my surprise (well, it was over 16 years ago, after all), found that I was the OP: > [@Who would win a war between the Oompa-Loompas and the Munchkins?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-a-war-between-the-oompa-loompas-and-the-munchkins/386829): > > During one of our sillier conversations, my wife and I somehow got to debating who would win a war betwen the Oompa-Loompas (from the original Willie Wonka movie) and the Munchkins (from the Wizard of Oz, of course). My wife claims the Munchkins would. They have developed a society in their own land, with a political structure, and were more like a “country” in the modern sense. They would thus fight to defend their land and way of life. I say Oompa-Loompas. Sure, they’re factory workers, b… --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518)._