# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6160 "2022-05-28T14:09:51Z")

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**Asuka** really _is_ just here to fap, aren’t they? They can even turn a (mostly) sports-related GR thread into a fapfest:

> [@"No professionals, please!"](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/no-professionals-please/964951/12):
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> I dated a woman in high school who 5 years later had a pretty good run as a high level Suicide girls model along with other softcore/cheesecake photo sites because she had really nice big boobs. I literally told her those breasts were good enough to make Playboy at the time, and I was basically right!

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