# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-2/1030679>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 6, 2026, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-2/1030679 "2026-06-06T16:34:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2026, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-2/1030679/21 "2026-06-06T22:50:39Z")

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@Shagnasty and @SlackerInc are two of the bro-ish misogynistic posters I recall who may have used language like that.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2026, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-2/1030679/22 "2026-06-06T22:59:26Z")

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Now that you say that my plagiarism meter is signaling signs of @Shagnasty style in **Past\_Paper** ’s prose.

IDK if the [@moderators](https://boards.straightdope.com/groups/moderators) use a plagiarism comparison tool but if so, my advice is to give that lead a whirl.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2026, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-2/1030679/23 "2026-06-06T23:01:42Z")

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This is already being discussed in the mod loop. We’ll decide soon, I think. Weekends can make it more challenging to get a consensus.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-2/1030679/24 "2026-06-07T00:12:46Z")

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That summary is giving me MW\_Degen\_Gamblr vibes.

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**Author:** ![Past\_Paper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/past_paper/32/21268_2.png) [@Past\_Paper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Past_Paper)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-2/1030679/25 "2026-06-07T00:36:23Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> Not to mention the various questions he won’t answer about how he has kept body and soul together for the past 2 years.

I’ve stayed at various shelters and “Safe Havens”, and food is not hard to come by in Manhattan / New York City, especially with multiple “Walk-In Centers (or “Day Centers”)” around

> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> his only tangible asset apparently is “girl-talk,” which he likes and thinks he is good at.

Not to brag, but when it comes to actually liking listening to women talk, or a straight guy actually wanting to hang out with girls/groups of women, I’m like kinda one of the best of all time 😃 Remember that episode of American Dad in which Stan takes “Estrocillin” pills to help him listen to women? That drug could probably be synthesized from my DNA/blood sample 😃

[The L.A. River Culvert is an acceptable term](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Angeles_River#In_media)

> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#):
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> But people are still engaging, as always happens.

But I’m not “trolling” anybody

> [@wolfpup](#):
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> I note that this particular “homeless person” seems to have reliable access to the internet

Many hotels in the Times Square area alone have a lobby computer and the like, no sign-in required

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**Author:** ![Past\_Paper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/past_paper/32/21268_2.png) [@Past\_Paper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Past_Paper)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-2/1030679/26 "2026-06-07T00:38:17Z")

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> [@bobsmom101](#):
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> he was discriminated against by the shelter staff because he is white

Yeah, but that’s a real thing sometimes, and honestly I actually dialed-back in my OP/responses in that thread. I mean some of these shelter / safe haven workers are actually very crooked unfortunately, and also biased, racist, et al

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-2/1030679/27 "2026-06-07T00:41:31Z")

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Ah, the trock of the week has entered the troll spotting thread. Usually the last straw before the ban hammer. Goodbye, I’m out.

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**Author:** ![Past\_Paper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/past_paper/32/21268_2.png) [@Past\_Paper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Past_Paper)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-2/1030679/28 "2026-06-07T00:47:23Z")

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> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> This is already being discussed in the mod loop. We’ll decide soon, I think. Weekends can make it more challenging to get a consensus.

Maybe you should just close that “homeless” thread I started and just lock it. I didn’t start that thread to “troll” any posters here, I was being completely serious, and I’ve gotten some good replies in there (including learning the term “hobosexual” which is actually a slang term people use, I didn’t know that! 😃 )

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-2/1030679/29 "2026-06-07T01:12:18Z")

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I’ve suspended until Monday morning while we review your posting privileges.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-2/1030679/30 "2026-06-07T01:44:58Z")

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> [@bobsmom101](#):
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> And the off-hand remark that he was discriminated against by the shelter staff because he is white.

Bingo.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-2/1030679/31 "2026-06-07T02:58:47Z")

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Me too.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-2/1030679/32 "2026-06-07T04:30:06Z")

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Continuing the discussion from [Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14562):

> [@Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/14562):
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> Agree. He/She/It referred to the LA River as a ‘culvert’. No big deal of itself, but weird.

Maybe he saw one of those documentaries on TV about the building of the water supply infrastructure to LA and the concrete channels part stuck in his mind?

ETA: Composed and posted this when this thread had just opened with no other posts; saw what’s happened in the interim, decided not to never-mind it.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-2/1030679/33 "2026-06-07T07:49:12Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> MW\_Degen\_Gamblr vibes.

Ditto.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-2/1030679/34 "2026-06-07T08:24:48Z")

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> [@Past\_Paper](#):
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> > [@wolfpup](#):
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> > I note that this particular “homeless person” seems to have reliable access to the internet
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> Many hotels in the Times Square area alone have a lobby computer and the like, no sign-in required

I continue to learn new things about the world. I’m fascinated to learn that the best hotels in Manhattan provide computers and free internet access to homeless bums who wander into their lobby. It’s definitely an innovative business model that’s sure to pay big dividends, especially if the aforementioned homeless bum has not had a bath in several months!

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-2/1030679/35 "2026-06-07T08:36:47Z")

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I’ve only been to L.A. once and never seen the river, but purely based on its [Wiki page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Angeles_River), that does look a lot like a culvert. I mean, they filmed the race scene from _Grease_ there.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-2/1030679/36 "2026-06-07T09:14:45Z")

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Large parts are encased in concrete, but not all of it. See the pictures on this site:

> **[The Los Angeles River - MRCA](https://mrca.ca.gov/los-angeles-river/)**

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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-2/1030679/37 "2026-06-07T13:10:30Z")

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In LA, what we call culverts are a lot narrower than the LA river.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-2/1030679/38 "2026-06-07T15:59:25Z")

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I have seen the LA River in person, and the parts i saw looked a lot like a culvert to me. Yes, a large culvert. But … That thing doesn’t read “river” to my East Coast eyes, at least, not the part that’s a concrete culvert, which is the part I’ve seen.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-2/1030679/39 "2026-06-07T16:03:09Z")

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Which is vaguely interesting but still just goes to show the board is basically like a bunch of squirrels and all any troll has to do is toss something shiny at them every now and then and watch the ensuing scramble

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-2/1030679/40 "2026-06-07T16:05:45Z")

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> [@puzzlegal](#):
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> I have seen the LA River in person, and the parts i saw looked a lot like a culvert to me.

🎶 _Walking along by the L.A. River  
This river’s such a joke and so am I_

-[E, “L.A. River”](https://genius.com/Mark-oliver-everett-la-river-lyrics)

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