# Tropical Storms become hurricanes at 74 mph, why? GOD=7\_4

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [August 28, 2012, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875 "2012-08-28T00:03:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875/21 "2012-08-28T01:19:06Z")

</div>

Are we talking BIG coincidences or little coincidences?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875/22 "2012-08-28T01:19:58Z")

</div>

> [@Brad\_Watson\_Miami](#):
>
> At 74 mph/64 knots sustained winds, the storm now takes on attributes that all weather experts agree is a hurricane

Tell us what those attributes are, please.

> [@](#):
>
> The measurement of a foot originated as the measurement of the pharoah’s foot, who was ‘god on Earth’.

[Wrong.](http://ellerbruch.nmu.edu/CS255/JONIEMI/metricsystem.html) Ancient Egyptians did not use the foot. The Greeks and ancient civilizations did, but not Egypt. Over time, different cultures had different length feet.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Viscera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/258eb7/32.png) [@Viscera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viscera)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875/23 "2012-08-28T01:23:04Z")

</div>

> [@Marley23](#):
>
> Tell us what those attributes are, please.

Meteorologist here, and I’m curious about these attributes as well.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875/24 "2012-08-28T01:24:03Z")

</div>

So why are hurricanes blessed with the mark of the divine? Why not how many days a caterpilar takes to become a butterfly? Or the phases of the moon cycle? Or how many teeth a rodent has? What’s the big mystery here?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Brad\_Watson\_Miami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Brad\_Watson\_Miami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brad_Watson_Miami)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875/25 "2012-08-28T01:26:54Z")

</div>

Nobody here believes that it’s just ‘coincidence’ that T.S. Isaac(33) cancelled the 1st day of the RepubliCON CONvention, do they? And that Hurri.(74) Isaac striking New Orleans exactly on the 7-year Anniversary of Hurri.(74) Katrina(74) is a ‘coincidence’? **K11+A1+T20+R18+I9+N14+A1=74**

GOD/nature created Hurri. Isaac to continue the curses He/She has put on Americans - primarily RepubliCONs - because of their sins, i.e. greed, excess luxury, prejudice, violence/gun proliferation, and following profits instead of prophets. The ‘Red States’/GOP is guilty of promoting Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6): _“the 1st Beast who was ruler(74) of the world, lied to all nations, and was wounded yet lived”_. George Walker Bush Jr.: \*“the 2nd Beast who imitated the 1st Beast and brought down fire from the heavens(74) with the destruction of Babylon \*(War In Iraq).” United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the \*“mark of the Beast that everyone must have to buy and sell with” - The Revelation Chapter 13 \*(The back of the US $1 Dollar Bill has the #13 encoded 13x.)

Hurri. Isaac cancelling the 1st day of the RepubliCON’s CONvention is no ‘coincidence’. The title of the 74-page _“book/scroll”_ prophesied in _The Revelation 5:1-10:10_ is entitled **There Are No Coincidences - there is synchronism**. On its cover are the _“7 seals”_/‘beyond Einstein theories’ (google that).

Everyone must choose GOD or GOP

“The Christian Right is Neither!”

Jesus was the BIGGEST liberal in history!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875/26 "2012-08-28T01:28:43Z")

</div>

Up next: why the speed limit bears the mark of the divine and the theological implications for Sammy Hagar being unable to drive 55.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875/27 "2012-08-28T01:29:15Z")

</div>

Poe’s law?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875/28 "2012-08-28T01:32:21Z")

</div>

> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#):
>
> Poe’s law?

The point where you can’t tell the difference between the real thing and parody.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875/29 "2012-08-28T01:34:25Z")

</div>

> [@Marley23](#):
>
> Up next: why the speed limit bears the mark of the divine and the theological implications for Sammy Hagar being unable to drive 55.

You made me spit beer all over screen, pal.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875/30 "2012-08-28T01:34:46Z")

</div>

All One God Faith! Dilute! OK!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875/31 "2012-08-28T01:39:46Z")

</div>

> [@Brad\_Watson\_Miami](#):
>
> [SIZE=“4”]Nobody here believes that it’s just ‘coincidence’ that T.S. Isaac(33) cancelled the 1st day of the RepubliCON CONvention, do they?

Nobody here believes that’s how “Republican” is spelled.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875/32 "2012-08-28T01:40:31Z")

</div>

> [@Brad\_Watson\_Miami](#):
>
> Hurri. Isaac cancelling the 1st day of the RepubliCON’s CONvention is no ‘coincidence’. The title of the 74-page _“book/scroll”_ prophesied in _The Revelation 5:1-10:10_ is entitled **There Are No Coincidences - there is synchronism**. On its cover are the _“7 seals”_/‘beyond Einstein theories’ (google that).
> 
> Everyone must choose GOD or GOP
> 
> “The Christian Right is Neither!”
> 
> Jesus was the BIGGEST liberal in history!

Even if I agree with the very last line, it does not mean that everything else you posted has any resemblance to common sense.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875/33 "2012-08-28T01:44:29Z")

</div>

I find antipsychotics help.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Brad\_Watson\_Miami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Brad\_Watson\_Miami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brad_Watson_Miami)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875/34 "2012-08-28T01:48:34Z")

</div>

Ethilrist,

Actually, you are WRONG. :smack: A T.S.(39) becomes a hurricane when it reaches 74 mph sustained winds - it’s a **Masonic(7,74) Code(4)**. :eek:

GOD takes note of your flippant attitude towards Him. :mad:

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875/35 "2012-08-28T01:49:06Z")

</div>

> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#):
>
> So why are hurricanes blessed with the mark of the divine? Why not how many days a caterpilar takes to become a butterfly? Or the phases of the moon cycle? Or how many teeth a rodent has? What’s the big mystery here?

74, duh.  
(pee-wee herman laugh.)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875/36 "2012-08-28T01:53:44Z")

</div>

If this guy gets banned after 74 posts in this thread my mind will be blown.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875/37 "2012-08-28T01:54:03Z")

</div>

> [@Brad\_Watson\_Miami](#):
>
> Everyone must choose GOD or GOP
> 
> “The Christian Right is Neither!”
> 
> Jesus was the BIGGEST liberal in history!

While I will certainly admit that encountering a person who shares both an interest in Witnessing Writ Large and a simultaneous Left-leaning political disposition is interesting, I will also note that we can all read your text at normal size and that you will alienate far more posters then you impress when you post in an abnormally large font size.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875/38 "2012-08-28T01:55:39Z")

</div>

Boring TIB

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![rsat3acr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@rsat3acr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsat3acr)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875/39 "2012-08-28T01:58:37Z")

</div>

> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
>
> I googled “Tropical storms become hurricanes when they reach 74 mph sustained winds”, and this **Brad Watson, Miami** appears to be spamming the internet with this.

And I’ll bet no one is supprised that his join date is August 2012.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Brad\_Watson\_Miami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Brad\_Watson\_Miami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brad_Watson_Miami)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875/40 "2012-08-28T02:01:44Z")

</div>

> [@Baron\_Greenback](#):
>
> The scales have fallen from my eyes, **Brad**. Can you tell me more about this: \*\*“GOD=7\_4, 7/4=July 4th or 7 April 30 AD: _Good_(7\_\_4) _Friday_ when J10+E5+S19+U21+S19=74 the king(74) of the Judeans(74) - the Jewish(74) Messiah(74) - was on the C3+R18+O15+S19+S19.” \*\*

Baron(5,35/50),

I’ll act like your question is sincere. Are you familiar with **_Free(4)masonry(7)_? The _ancient mysteries_? _Sacred geometry? Gematria? The Tower of Babel/Ziggurat of Babylon?_**

How’s your scientific and math knowledge? Are you familiar with the **_multiverse/The Conglomerate of nonparallel-universes_? _String theory? Chaos theory? Code-breaking?_** 🙂

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875.md?page=1)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tropical-storms-become-hurricanes-at-74-mph-why-god-7_4/632875.md?page=3)
