# Troppus the liar

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troppus-the-liar/664151>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 22, 2013, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troppus-the-liar/664151 "2013-07-22T00:21:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tequila\_Party](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a6a055/32.png) [@Tequila\_Party](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Party)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troppus-the-liar/664151/16 "2013-07-22T04:21:13Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> That’s kind of ironic.

Sometimes you gotta fight fire with fire.

> [@Tracijo67](#):
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> If there was hair-pulling, bitch slapping, and a baby daddy hidden in the wings, I’d be in the front row with a large bucket of greasy popcorn.
> 
> This? Meh.
> 
> I want my five minutes back.

Isn’t that the great thing about a message board? No one twists you arm to make you waste your time. Or wait. Did someone?

And a thanks to **Measure for Measure** for the welcome and the advice. It’s a shame that the clue stick doesn’t help those that need it the most.

As for the guest of honor, I see that lying and lack of reading comprehension is still strong with this one. Let’s recap this part for those playing along (willingly) at home:

> [@Troppus](#):
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> Oh, just tell the truth,\*\* TP\*\*. You went a little apeshit because I wasn’t interested in responding to your needling about a niggling, unimportant side topic in a thread that didn’t concern you. Then I noticed you advising someone to stop chasing someone around a thread trying to force a reply. No, you didn’t just advise them, you flat busted a Dr. Phil cap in his ass, ironically giving the very advice you needed to take. Here’s the TLDR version:

No, liar, I went “apeshit” when you twisted my words to say something other than what I said. Like you’ve done to, at least, **colandar** and **Helena**. I can’t be assed to dig for the rest right now, but after all I’ve seen you do in my time here, there’ll be a shit load more I can dig up for funsies. And I did advise someone else to let it go, but this was a guy that had posted about eleventy billion times over fourteen different threads. Which I pointed out to _him_ when he noticed the same thing. Of course, he had the good graces to admit when not all similar situations are comparable, but I’m sure that’s beyond your abilities. I won’t wait for you to recognize that any more than I’ll be expecting an apology. Because.. REASONS!!

> [@](#):
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> Seriously, **TP** , calm down. You can’t force people to play with you, take your own advice. Probably time to change your socks anyway.

Trust me, I’m calm and more than a little amused at the justification you’ll go through (“a niggling, unimportant side topic in a thread that didn’t concern you.”) to avoid admitting being wrong. But I’m getting used to it. So keeping it up at this point will keep me entertained. A+

Finally, you think I’m a sock just because I think you’re an obnoxious bitch? Ha. No, I’m sure I’d think you were an obnoxious bitch if only met you 5 minutes ago. Shrug.

Oh here’s some fun and recent posts from others about you, just for the record, from the bicycle rant:

> [@Sick and tired of bicyclists ignoring traffic law](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-and-tired-of-bicyclists-ignoring-traffic-law/663413/164):
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> Even if cyclists were all decent law abiding people, the attitude you display here would make everybody hate them anyway. Justifiably.

> [@Sick and tired of bicyclists ignoring traffic law](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-and-tired-of-bicyclists-ignoring-traffic-law/663413/125):
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> Except that I haven’t said anything about all cyclists being scofflaws. Ever. **Troppus,** _that is only in your imagination._
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> You, on the other hand, have been making _explicitly_ all-inclusive generalizations since you started posting in this thread. Only since you are making them about motorists then that makes it okay I guess? Because, because bikes are magic and carbon footprints???
> 
> What a ridiculous load.

> [@Sick and tired of bicyclists ignoring traffic law](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-and-tired-of-bicyclists-ignoring-traffic-law/663413/113):
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> What am I supposed to jealous of? I can ride a bike quite well, thank you.
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> Am I supposed to be jealous of your incredible ability to be self-centered sanctimonious ass? Or your ability to justify your illegal actions by braying " but big ole cars do bad things too?

> [@Sick and tired of bicyclists ignoring traffic law](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-and-tired-of-bicyclists-ignoring-traffic-law/663413/111):
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> By the way, **Troppus** , your posts in this thread are making you come off as an _incredible_ buttwipe. Like, are you really even a bicyclist, or are you just trying to make them all look like self-righteous morons? Because if you are, it’s kind of working.

🙂

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