# Trouser Moistening Moments

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trouser-moistening-moments/129513>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 24, 2002, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trouser-moistening-moments/129513 "2002-09-24T20:35:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2002, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trouser-moistening-moments/129513/21 "2002-09-26T19:58:17Z")

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Once I sat in one of those padded folding chairs that had a crack in it and must have been left out in the rain. When I got up, I said, “why is my ass wet?” Henceforth, the chair was known as the “wet ass chair.”

Oh, you meant _those_ kinds of moments. :o

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2002, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trouser-moistening-moments/129513/22 "2002-09-26T20:12:41Z")

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Well, it’s not “trouser-moistening” in the sense **EggNogg** probably meant it, but I think it qualifies nonetheless.

[http://www.minca.cz/suzuki/](http://www.minca.cz/suzuki/)

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**Author:** ![EggNogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@EggNogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EggNogg)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2002, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trouser-moistening-moments/129513/23 "2002-09-26T21:49:01Z")

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fnarge  
quality link

egg

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Magic8ball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Miss\_Magic8ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Magic8ball)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2002, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trouser-moistening-moments/129513/24 "2002-09-26T22:31:20Z")

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When I brought ome a report card with all but 1 F’s. I admit, I was almost shitting myself.

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