Truck full of toilet paper crashes and catches on fire

[Marine_One]

I think all of us will remember where we were when we heard of this tragedy.

[Stranger_On_A_Train]

@nearwildheaven

This happened in my town a couple weeks ago. In this case, the cargo was saturated in a rainstorm.

Truck Hauling Toilet Paper Smashes Through Davenport Bridge

I already have a title for the movie: The Wages of Crap

@Marine_One

I think all of us will remember where we were when we heard of this tragedy.

On the shitter?

Stranger

[The_Stainless_Steel_Rat]

Nearly as great a tragedy as the loss of 30,000 pounds of bananas…
For those not getting the reference:

[spoiler]30,000 Pounds of Bananas - Wikipedia

Harry Chapin - Thirty Thousand Pounds of Bananas

[Kimera757]

Firefox. No problem accessing. But… what day is it today?

[running_coach]

@Kimera757

Firefox. No problem accessing. But… what day is it today?

It’s the 31st here.

[panache45]

@Chronos

Around here, the redistribution of toilet-use from business areas to residential areas is significant enough that it’s threatening to overwhelm parts of the sewer systems.

Don’t worry. When people run out of food, that will no longer be a problem.

[bobot]

@nearwildheaven

I thought it was because too many people seem to think that wiping your butt with something means it’s become flushable, and they’re flushing paper towels, “flushable” wipes (which really aren’t), and even disposable diapers, sanitary napkins, and even cut-up clothing.

:smack:

This happened in my town a couple weeks ago. In this case, the cargo was saturated in a rainstorm.

Truck Hauling Toilet Paper Smashes Through Davenport Bridge

Corn cobs are flushable. So are tortillas.

The New Normal Is Well… Normal

(Scroll for SFW pics at end.)

[Stranger_On_A_Train]

@panache45

Don’t worry. When people run out of food, that will no longer be a problem.

I don’t know about that. ‘Long pig’ doesn’t offer any fiber.

Stanger

[Doug_K]

Oh, the Charminity!

[Jackmannii]

We’ll have to update a classic Gary Larson cartoon.

[Bijou_Drains]

Cost was $20,000 but street value was $400k

[Magiver]

@Skywatcher

Those were industrial-sized rolls for public toilets and wouldn’t fit in your little household spindle, anyway.

they would stack quite nicely on top of the toilet tank.