# Truck Nuts?!? WTF!?! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 13, 2006, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truck-nuts-wtf/372525 "2006-09-13T11:39:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truck-nuts-wtf/372525/1 "2006-09-13T11:39:34Z")
OK, so this weekend, my band played a gig in Norfolk, and on the way back to DC, I spotted a pair of [these](http://www.bullsballs.com/compare/allcolors.html) (brass colored, natch) on the back of a pickup truck, undulating hypnotically as the truck rolled down the highway. I laughed my ass off, as I often do at childishly prurient humor. I really don’t have much else to say about them, really…just :eek: . ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truck-nuts-wtf/372525/2 "2006-09-13T11:42:01Z")
It seems we get a thread on these every six months or so. Amazing what people will do, isn’t it? I think I prefer the boat people with the little propellors on the back of their cars. at least they rotate, and don’t seem to be in the same taste. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truck-nuts-wtf/372525/3 "2006-09-13T11:46:15Z")
Whenever I see a pair of those hideous things, I get the urge to give them a swift kick. And they’re available in chrome too. Classy. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truck-nuts-wtf/372525/4 "2006-09-13T14:02:17Z")
Could you hook one up so the the testicles are right next to the spinning propeller? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truck-nuts-wtf/372525/5 "2006-09-13T15:12:31Z")
I’m really not looking forward to sitting in traffic after a version for milady hits the market. (alternate gag post; of course on real bulls the asshole is behind the scrotum, not way up front) ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truck-nuts-wtf/372525/6 "2006-09-13T15:17:04Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] It seems we get a thread on these every six months or so. [/QUOTE] Yep, I [started a thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=380435) on this a few months ago. I would buy a blue pair and see if anyone got the joke. ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truck-nuts-wtf/372525/7 "2006-09-13T15:44:08Z")
[QUOTE=Mouse\_Maven] I would buy a blue pair and see if anyone got the joke. [/QUOTE] I saw a pair yesterday. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truck-nuts-wtf/372525/8 "2006-09-13T15:46:32Z")
That’s ridiculous. What you really need is a really large pair of Fruit of the Looms to keep them secure. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truck-nuts-wtf/372525/9 "2006-09-13T23:24:10Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] That’s ridiculous. What you really need is a really large pair of Fruit of the Looms to keep them secure. [/QUOTE] Freeballin is the only way to fly 😃 ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truck-nuts-wtf/372525/10 "2006-09-13T23:42:29Z")
(alternate gag post; of course on real bulls the asshole is behind the scrotum, not way up front) [/QUOTE] I’ve seen these a few times and am seriously unimpressed, but placing a bumper sticker of the above on it would be mighty tempting ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truck-nuts-wtf/372525/11 "2006-09-13T23:55:00Z")
[QUOTE=Slithy Tove] (alternate gag post; of course on real bulls the asshole is behind the scrotum, not way up front) [/QUOTE] No, but the dick is.