# True Blood 10/05

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-10-05/466660>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 6, 2008, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-10-05/466660 "2008-10-06T13:33:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-10-05/466660/101 "2008-10-28T17:19:57Z")

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> [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](#):
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> Which doesn’t make a lot of sense, really. What exactly would happen if he shaved it off? Would it instantly grow back?

Isn’t that what happened with Claudia in _Interview With the Vampire_?

That’s the only cool thing I can think of about becoming a vampire. If you could time your transformation for that one day a month when your hair looks just right – that’d be awesome.

Eric works for me. He’s hot.

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**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-10-05/466660/102 "2008-10-28T19:58:34Z")

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Can someone spoil for me how one becomes a vampire in this show’s universe? I saw (human) Bill forced to drink that vampire’s blood, but Sookie also did that.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-10-05/466660/103 "2008-10-28T20:16:22Z")

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> [@drastic\_quench](#):
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> Can someone spoil for me how one becomes a vampire in this show’s universe? I saw (human) Bill forced to drink that vampire’s blood, but Sookie also did that.

Apparently, a vampire had to drink most of the victim’s blood, the victim has to agree or ask to become a vampire and then the victim has to drink the vampire’s blood.

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**Author:** ![Poonther](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Poonther](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poonther)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-10-05/466660/104 "2008-10-28T21:30:00Z")

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> [@AuntiePam](#):
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> Isn’t that what happened with Claudia in _Interview With the Vampire_?
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> That’s the only cool thing I can think of about becoming a vampire. If you could time your transformation for that one day a month when your hair looks just right – that’d be awesome.
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> Eric works for me. He’s hot.

**EofA** and **AuntiePam** I guess I just pictured in my mind that Eric would not only be tall but thick and muscular by Sookie’s so often reference of his big hands in the book. I think I personally took that image b/c my husband’s hands are so big and thick that his ring won’t even stay on my thumb. I agree he’s hot, just not what I mentally pictured.

It would be just my luck that the day I transformed to a vamp that I’d have a quarter sized bright red zit on my forehead and a bundle of nose hairs drooping down to my upper lip.

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**Author:** ![xanthous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/53a042/32.png) [@xanthous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanthous)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-10-05/466660/105 "2008-10-28T21:39:33Z")

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If you have any interest in the show’s music (I’m a _huge_ fan of it), [this](http://true-blood.tv/Music/Music.php) is a great site that details all tracks/scenes in which they were played. I have a great playlist going of all my favorites.

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-10-05/466660/106 "2008-10-28T23:55:23Z")

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> [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](#):
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> And we continue to get a whole lot of nekkid Anna Paquin. **Ellis Dee** must be ready to nominate this show for the Television Hall of Fame.

I’ve already filed the paperwork.

But even I was a little put off by the graveyard sex. Well, not put off so much as pulled right out of the scene when I immediately thought of the old joke “How do you make a hormone?” (Put sand in the vaseline)

I guess we’re just suppose to pretend that he _wasn’t_ covered in worms and maggots and…ugh. Though I did like how instead of the neck he bit her on the boobie.

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**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-10-05/466660/107 "2008-10-29T01:07:02Z")

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> I looked forward to monday nights. First Heroes, then you!

I loved that line.

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**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-10-05/466660/108 "2008-10-29T11:26:08Z")

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> [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](#):
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> (And I thought Bill’s reason for not answering his text messages was funny.)

OK, that’s gonna drive me crazy, because I don’t remember. What was his reason?

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**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-10-05/466660/109 "2008-10-29T12:25:29Z")

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Sorry people, I disagree, Alexander Skarsgard is [beautiful](http://cmsimg.detnews.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=C3&Date=20080712&Category=OPINION03&ArtNo=807120385&Ref=AR)- just not in that wig. He’s Brad “Iceman” Colbert in \*Generation Kill \*, and damn fine too.

And Rutina Wesley is one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen.

I’ve just had a thought…

I’ll be in my bunk.

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**Author:** ![drillrod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@drillrod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drillrod)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-10-05/466660/110 "2008-10-29T12:31:05Z")

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> [@singular1](#):
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> OK, that’s gonna drive me crazy, because I don’t remember. What was his reason?

Somthing to the effect of: “I don’t like typing on the number keys.”

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**Author:** ![SuperNelson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@SuperNelson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNelson)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-10-05/466660/111 "2008-10-29T12:46:51Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> There was a nature documentary (theatrically released) in the early 70s with a similar maggot scene. The title was something odd, like “The Nordstrom Chronicles”…but that’s not right. And IMDB is not being any help. It’s driving me crazy.

It’s probably been used lots of places, but I’m pretty sure that footage was used at the end of the video for Nine Inch Nail’s “Hurt”. Or maybe somewhere in “Closer.”

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**Author:** ![Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-10-05/466660/112 "2008-10-29T14:30:39Z")

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> [@drillrod](#):
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> Somthing to the effect of: “I don’t like typing on the number keys.”

The slightly defensive way he said it struck me as funny. You’d expect old vampires to struggle with technology, and Eric is much older than Bill.  
Is anybody else who’s read the books hoping that the show omits a certain deceased celebrity as a vampire? I thought that was one of the most silly, annoying subplots of the books.

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**Author:** ![LH75](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lh75/32/4438_2.png) [@LH75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LH75)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-10-05/466660/113 "2008-10-29T15:15:02Z")

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> [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](#):
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> The slightly defensive way he said it struck me as funny. You’d expect old vampires to struggle with technology, and Eric is much older than Bill.  
> Is anybody else who’s read the books hoping that the show omits a certain deceased celebrity as a vampire? I thought that was one of the most silly, annoying subplots of the books.

I had never read the books, nor even heard of them before the show. I picked up the first one and, due to time constraints, I seem to be reading it at about the same pace as the show. I got just far enough ahead this morning to read that character’s entrance. It really depends on how they handle this, but I could also do without the celebrity vampire.

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**Author:** ![Poonther](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Poonther](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poonther)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-10-05/466660/114 "2008-10-29T17:10:05Z")

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> [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](#):
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> Is anybody else who’s read the books hoping that the show omits a certain deceased celebrity as a vampire? I thought that was one of the most silly, annoying subplots of the books.

I doubt they will b/c of the licensing (or whatever laws govern that type of thing) issues it would bring up. I’ve read through book five and I believe said character has been in everyone of them. I suspect Charlaine was a fan and that’s why said character appears??

\*\*irishgirl \*\*no one has said that Skarsgard isn’t a hottie (if you like tall thin blondes)just discussing whether or not he fits the description of Eric in the book.

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-10-05/466660/115 "2008-10-29T18:08:50Z")

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Is the dead celebrity Elvis? That’d fit, and I’d love to see it, if only for a few seconds. If he had a long scene – not so much.

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**Author:** ![maladroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@maladroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maladroit)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-10-05/466660/116 "2008-10-29T18:45:47Z")

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I wouldn’t mind if Bubba showed up if they kept it minor as in teh books. I remember the books as being a lot funnier than the show

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**Author:** ![maladroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@maladroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maladroit)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-10-05/466660/117 "2008-10-29T18:47:56Z")

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Eric hasn’t done much so far. Probably once he gets to do stuff instead of just trying to look ominous I’ll like him better.

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**Author:** ![Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-10-05/466660/118 "2008-10-29T18:58:10Z")

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> [@AuntiePam](#):
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> Is the dead celebrity Elvis? That’d fit, and I’d love to see it, if only for a few seconds. If he had a long scene – not so much.

Yeah, a kind of retarded Elvis. It seems that when he died, a vampire fan tried to turn him and did a bad job of it, so he’s not quite right. And they call him Bubba.

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**Author:** ![Poonther](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Poonther](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poonther)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-10-05/466660/119 "2008-10-29T19:31:10Z")

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> [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](#):
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> Yeah, a kind of retarded Elvis. It seems that when he died, a vampire fan tried to turn him and did a bad job of it, so he’s not quite right. And they call him Bubba.

It was a big fan of The King that worked in the morgue. He’d been dead too long to be properly turned, but the fan tried it anyway and that’s way we are left w/Bubba. Bubba prefers cats to humans.

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**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-10-05/466660/120 "2008-10-29T19:41:03Z")

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So am I gullible for believing this Elvis thing or did it really happen?

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