# True Blood 8/30/2009 OPEN SPOILERS

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 31, 2009, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-8-30-2009-open-spoilers/508315 "2009-08-31T02:37:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-8-30-2009-open-spoilers/508315/41 "2009-09-03T04:37:38Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> TRUTH OR DARE: If you just absolutely _had_ to dance with an underwear clad William Sanderson or wake up with a naked Stephen Root and then of course attend to whatever happens next, which would you take?

If those are the only choices, I’d take dancing with underwear clad Sanderson and hope his brother Darryl or his other brother Darryl show up to escort him home before any whatever happens next horrors begin.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-8-30-2009-open-spoilers/508315/42 "2009-09-03T05:00:11Z")

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Vamps aren’t telepathic, they just have extremely good hearing. Bill and Eric could talk extremely softly so the Queen couldn’t hear but they still could.

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-8-30-2009-open-spoilers/508315/43 "2009-09-03T13:30:16Z")

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It’s not fair to judge based on watching just bits and pieces, but that’s what I’ve done with this week’s episode. I’ll be browsing channels and find it and watch for a minute, until someone does something stupid, and then I change the channel. So far I’ve seen Bill (“Billy?”) and Eric in a grade school pissing match over Sookie, Hoyt’s mother acting like a salacious loon, a police dispatcher making a pass at Andy, Jason and Andy loaded for bear, a queen vampire playing Yahtzee, Tara rushing off to save Lafayette (and Sookie letting her), and Sookie going into gran’s house alone. I can’t figure out a logical reason for any of it. It was so good last week! What happened?

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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-8-30-2009-open-spoilers/508315/44 "2009-09-03T14:14:22Z")

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> [@AuntiePam](#):
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> \<snip\> Tara rushing off to save Lafayette (and Sookie letting her) \</snip\>

I think you got confused on this one - Tara rushed off to save Eggs, and Sookie couldn’t stop her because Tara’s mom had a shotgun pointed at her and Lafayette after Tara manipulated her mother into releasing her.

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**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-8-30-2009-open-spoilers/508315/45 "2009-09-03T14:30:59Z")

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> [@Queen\_Tonya](#):
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> And what the hell was that giant egg in the nest about? 😕

Just found this on another board:

The Orphic Egg in the Ancient Greek Orphic tradition is the cosmic egg from which hatched the primordial hermaphroditic deity Phanes/Protogonus (variously equated also with Zeus, Pan, Metis, Eros, Erikepaios and Bromius) who in turn created the other gods.[1] The egg is often depicted with a serpent wound about it.

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-8-30-2009-open-spoilers/508315/46 "2009-09-03T18:23:49Z")

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> [@The\_Weird\_One](#):
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> I think you got confused on this one - Tara rushed off to save Eggs, and Sookie couldn’t stop her because Tara’s mom had a shotgun pointed at her and Lafayette after Tara manipulated her mother into releasing her.

Yeah, probably confused. I saw Sookie toss something at Tara’s mom and Tara running to the car. I DVR’d the episode. Guess I’ll watch, rather than ask why Tara’s mom had a gun on Lafayette and Sookie. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-8-30-2009-open-spoilers/508315/47 "2009-09-03T18:30:52Z")

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Is there any connection between Eggs and the egg?

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-8-30-2009-open-spoilers/508315/48 "2009-09-04T02:24:37Z")

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I thought “playing Yahtzee” was just a silly childish expression for getting it on–but they actually did play Yahtzee!

As for Maryanne, has it been revealed that the season finale will indeed be her swan song? After the last episode it hit me how ridiculous this “religion” is. The God Who Comes?! It sounds like something a four-year-old would dream up and for that reason is quite humorous in this context. I wonder if the end of Maryanne will come when the townspeople suddenly wake up to how inane this all is? Sort of like the way most of us come to realize that getting stupid stoned drunk isn’t cool, even though when we’re young it often seems like the cool people like to do exactly that.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-8-30-2009-open-spoilers/508315/49 "2009-09-04T05:24:46Z")

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> [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](#):
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> After the last episode it hit me how ridiculous this “religion” is. The God Who Comes?! It sounds like something a four-year-old would dream up and for that reason is quite humorous in this context.

I’m probably wrong, but I think it’s a nod towards the B movie [Little Witches](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116897/), whose demon was He Who Comes.

\<hijack\> Speaking of vampires and such, anyone wanna join Baker and me in the [Finish The Urban Fantasy Parody](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=529297) story?\</hijack\>

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