# True Blood final season

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-final-season/691423>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 23, 2014, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-final-season/691423 "2014-06-23T06:27:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2014, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-final-season/691423/61 "2014-07-29T02:05:50Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> Did anyone else notice that after Andy chased the naked Wade out of Adilyn’s bedroom, Holly groped Wade’s ass as she led him away?

Yeah, I caught that too.

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**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2014, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-final-season/691423/62 "2014-07-29T19:59:24Z")

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I thought she was trying to cover it up, being, like, his _mom_ and all…

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2014, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-final-season/691423/63 "2014-07-29T22:21:45Z")

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> [@singular1](#):
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> I thought she was trying to cover it up, being, like, his _mom_ and all…

That was my take as well.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-final-season/691423/64 "2014-07-30T01:24:10Z")

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is there any reason that ep5 is not on on demand - its really screwing with me.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-final-season/691423/65 "2014-07-30T15:39:09Z")

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> [@salinqmind](#):
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> And Sarah Newlin is The Antidote! (who would have seen that coming? she only had a small part, seasons ago, and here the fate of the True Blood world depends on her.) And I really wish we could have seen more of Tara - they’re going out to the house to look around for…wha? Hidden treasure? Why? Why now?

I have a feeling that Sarah’s fate will be strapped to a bed and slowly drained of her blood by vampires over and over and over again.

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**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-final-season/691423/66 "2014-08-04T02:53:44Z")

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No, Mr. Guy said her blood will be duplicated, bottled, and distributed to every Hep V vampire. They have to keep her alive for that. Don’t they? I wish someone would finally CAPTURE her. It’s maddening. She’s like a fly you can’t zero in on, keeps getting away.

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**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-final-season/691423/67 "2014-08-04T14:56:41Z")

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He said they would synthesize the antidote from Sarah’s blood. Once they’ve done that, there’s no reason she needs to stay alive.

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**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-final-season/691423/68 "2014-08-06T16:49:04Z")

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I just have this feeling, with all the ‘certainty’ of Sarah’s capture and demise, that the next episode will not be good for Eric & Co.

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**Author:** ![Charlie\_Wayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4bbf92/32.png) [@Charlie\_Wayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Wayne)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-final-season/691423/69 "2014-08-07T03:26:53Z")

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Sorry. NM.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-final-season/691423/70 "2014-08-07T09:29:29Z")

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When Bill has sex with Sookie, do you think he yells “straight outta Compton!” When he’s coming?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-final-season/691423/71 "2014-08-07T15:14:12Z")

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Someone give this show the True Death. It is beyond ridiculous, although I’m still watching for some crazy reason. 🙂

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**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-final-season/691423/72 "2014-08-07T16:12:39Z")

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The only reason I’m still watching is because it’s the final season.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-final-season/691423/73 "2014-08-07T17:07:49Z")

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> [@JeffB](#):
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> The only reason I’m still watching is because it’s the final season.

QFT.

And I want to see newme die die die

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-final-season/691423/74 "2014-08-07T17:26:40Z")

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Who is “newme”?

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**Author:** ![Scoobysnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Scoobysnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scoobysnax)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-final-season/691423/75 "2014-08-07T17:54:17Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> Who is “newme”?

Sarah Newlin. That is the name she got from the Guru at the start of this season.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-final-season/691423/76 "2014-08-08T02:04:55Z")

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If it’s any consolation, Bill’s going to die. It’ll be in either the penultimate or ultimate episode. He’ll have the chance at drinking the cure and he’ll decide “sorry Sookie, but I love my wife too much. It’s time for me to join her.” It’s just speculation but…yeah. That’s what’s going to happen.

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-final-season/691423/77 "2014-08-08T07:10:52Z")

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> [@Enderw24](#):
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> When Bill has sex with Sookie, do you think he yells “straight outta Compton!” When he’s coming?

Now THAT was funny!

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-final-season/691423/78 "2014-08-08T17:48:58Z")

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I assume it’s actually Noomi, not Newme.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-final-season/691423/79 "2014-08-08T18:19:43Z")

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> [@EllisDee](#):
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> I assume it’s actually Noomi, not Newme.

could be either way - but she keeps going on about how she is a “new me” (reborn, etc) - so, “newme” works on both levels.

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**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/true-blood-final-season/691423/80 "2014-08-09T13:45:50Z")

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Three more episodes, is it? And they’re still puttering around, all over the place. Now digging up the yard at Tara’s old house. Now Arlene having hot dreams over some vampire. Eric and Pam dicking around with the Yakuza. Out of steam! I will watch because that’s what I do, no matter how bad, but it’s a good thing this is the last season. I do hope they have a memorable ending.

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