# TruePisces' Flirting Workshop - Come One, Come All
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 1, 2001, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347 "2001-04-01T06:06:45Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2001, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/1 "2001-04-01T06:06:45Z")
Having problems knowing how to flirt? Don’t know what to say when someone comes up to you in a thread and starts flirting with you? Well, we can help! Here is the place to learn all the best flirting techniques from those who have honed their skills on the SDMB. Instruction will be given by **TruePisces** herself, as [offered initially](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=65456) to **Enderw24** , taken up by **mrblue92**. Seating **is** limited, so please hurry in and reserve your seat now. Guest instructors may wander in at any time, giving advice and practical demonstrations. This is one workshop you really don’t want to miss!
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### Author:  [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2001, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/2 "2001-04-01T06:11:16Z")
So I am new at this… Can you help me?
O
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### Author:  [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2001, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/3 "2001-04-01T06:22:59Z")
I fear I need some help in this department. I’m socially inept, and even here, I have no idea how to flirt! None. Nope, not a whit. Not a jot, not a speck, not a bob.
:eek:
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### Author:  [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2001, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/4 "2001-04-01T06:28:21Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Oicu812 \*
> **So I am new at this… Can you help me?**
Why, certainly! First, let me assess your flirting ability level, so I know right where to start out. (You wouldn’t want me to go over things you already know, now would you? 😉 )
So, you see an attractive SDMB lady (I think that sums up all of us) and you know you want to flirt with her. In a thread where a flirt seems appropriate, she mentions the pussy snorkle. What do you say?
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2001, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/5 "2001-04-01T06:28:43Z")
Psst…Dan?
This isn’t the liars thread either. 😉
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### Author:  [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2001, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/6 "2001-04-01T06:33:11Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Falcon \*
> \*\*Psst…Dan?
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> This isn’t the liars thread either. 😉 \*\*
Thanks, **Falcon**. I think our boy is a little lost here. Either that or he’s trying to mess with the clients’ heads again…
[sub]Darn guest instructors, always trying to pretend they’re here for the classes instead of teaching them like they should be![/sub]
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### Author:  [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2001, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/7 "2001-04-01T06:34:37Z")
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> In a thread where a flirt seems appropriate, she mentions the pussy snorkle. What do you say?
Would I say that I have never heard of one? Because it is a piece of equipment that I never have need of???
O
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### Author:  [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2001, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/8 "2001-04-01T06:36:27Z")
**looks at you coyly… licks his lips** Can I touch your boobies? **extends a single poking finger**
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### Author:  [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2001, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/9 "2001-04-01T06:55:59Z")
**TruePisces** , you may save me yet. Just as I give [a holler of desparation](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1230200#post1230200), you create this thread. Obviously, my message is not coming across. I don’t want to be trained in the trashy arts, but maybe help me have some online personality…? :whimper:
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### Author:  [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2001, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/10 "2001-04-01T06:57:38Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Oicu812 \*
> **Would I say that I have never heard of one? Because it is a piece of equipment that I never have need of???**
Mymymymymy! I think we need to start you off with the basics.
First, find out what the [pussy snorkel](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=61113) is. It will be easier to read this thread and it’s attendant links than it would be for me to explain right now.
Now, once you’ve read the thread, we’ll try again.
**Practical Application Time - Role Playing**
You know, I just got my new pussy snorkel in the mail today.
And your response is… ???
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### Author:  [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2001, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/11 "2001-04-01T07:07:07Z")
But I am the original CUNNING LINGUIST…
O
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### Author:  [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2001, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/12 "2001-04-01T07:11:56Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Whammo \*
> \*\ ***looks at you coyly… licks his lips** Can I touch your boobies? **extends a single poking finger** \*\*
Concept is good… coy look is a definite plus… but you need to play with the coyness a little more… Don’t jump straight in to it…
“Can I help you with that?” That should work much better… 😉
**moi** - Wonderful! I’ll do my best to train in any form of flirting. You already **have** plenty of personality, m’dear. I read it in every post. It’s just a matter of directing that little bit of a naughty side to where it brings the most enjoyment on the board. I **know** you can do it!
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### Author:  [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2001, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/13 "2001-04-01T07:14:03Z")
To quote Bob Hope:
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> Tongues for the mammaries…
O
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### Author:  [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2001, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/14 "2001-04-01T07:15:10Z")
Da da da da da da…
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### Author:  [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2001, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/15 "2001-04-01T07:16:14Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Oicu812 \*
> **But I am the original CUNNING LINGUIST…**
Then show me that silver tongue of yours.
[sub]You’re coming along nicely… are you sure you need instruction, rather than be the instructor?[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2001, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/16 "2001-04-01T07:18:09Z")
It is PLATINUM, but okay, here goes! _wiggle_
O
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### Author:  [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2001, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/17 "2001-04-01T07:21:42Z")
Or is that _waggle_
Maybe that’s the key… hmmmmmm.
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### Author:  [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2001, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/18 "2001-04-01T07:26:50Z")
_wiggle_
_waggle_
_woggle_ That’s IT!!! Wooohooo!
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### Author:  [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2001, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/19 "2001-04-01T07:28:39Z")
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> \*Originally posted by TruePisces \*
> **moi** - Wonderful! I’ll do my best to train in any form of flirting. You already **have** plenty of personality, m’dear. I read it in every post. It’s just a matter of directing that little bit of a naughty side to where it brings the most enjoyment on the board. I **know** you can do it!
_moi feels herself flourishing under Pisces’s lavish praise_
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### Author:  [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2001, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/20 "2001-04-01T07:30:28Z")
Well, a _wiggle_ certainly works for a CUNNING LINGUIST. A _waggle_, OTOH, is more done with the eyes…
And what, pray tell, do you have the key **too**?
[sub]See, class… this is a good example of a inuendo heavy flirt. Follow it to see where it goes.[/sub]
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