# TruePisces' Flirting Workshop - Come One, Come All **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 1, 2001, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347 "2001-04-01T06:06:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/201 "2001-04-02T23:34:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Verrain \* > \*\* > “Oo! Oo! Teacher!” _Verrain waves his hand in the air_ “Pick me next! Pick me next!” > > This is not my proudest moment but sometimes the direct route is best. 🙂 \*\* Got another one warmed up for ya, **TP** Yes, I think he’s ready for the next stage of training. I’ll be in the coffee shop. Page as needed. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/202 "2001-04-02T23:35:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KKBattousai \* > \*\*::walks in reading class schedule:: > > Hi, I’m looking for RL Flirting 101: Tongue-tied to Tongue-wrestling in 12 Easy Steps…is this, um, the right class? \*\* Most definitely! This is somewhat an open class… lots of assistant professors wandering around the room… some people that just sit and listen to the advice and watch the lab work. Take whichever path you choose. And, _ALWAYS_, questions are welcome. So which study method do you prefer? And you have your choice of the professors to learn from. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/203 "2001-04-02T23:48:42Z")
**Arden** , you are a wonderful! Thanks for all your hard work! 😉 Take your well deserved break! But keep an ear out for the sounds of pandemonum in case things get as hectic tonight as they did last night. I never realized this class would be so popular! [sub]Whatever would I do without the far wiser hands of the professors in my class![/sub] Now, on to the other little _problem_ I created… First, I’m not granting **any** sabbaticals. Look at how busy this place is! I **know** I can’t handle it all on my own. I’m good, but I’m just not _that_ good! Now, **Verrain** , since **Arden** says you’re warmed up for… I mean, done with your course of instruction, let’s go into my office to discuss your grade. One on one final exam time. **Dave** , you finish up with **Cyn** and let me finish up with **Verrain** … pupils are our first priority… _then_ we’ll discuss… Umm… your job performance (since I’m not discussing sabbaticals! 🙂 ) Does that satisfy everyone? ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/204 "2001-04-02T23:54:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\ ***Arden** , you are a wonderful! Thanks for all your hard work! 😉 Take your well deserved break! But keep an ear out for the sounds of pandemonum in case things get as hectic tonight as they did last night. I never realized this class would be so popular! > > [sub]Whatever would I do without the far wiser hands of the professors in my class![/sub] > > Now, on to the other little _problem_ I created… > > First, I’m not granting **any** sabbaticals. Look at how busy this place is! I **know** I can’t handle it all on my own. I’m good, but I’m just not _that_ good! > > Now, **Verrain** , since **Arden** says you’re warmed up for… I mean, done with your course of instruction, let’s go into my office to discuss your grade. One on one final exam time. > > **Dave** , you finish up with **Cyn** and let me finish up with **Verrain** … pupils are our first priority… _then_ we’ll discuss… Umm… your job performance (since I’m not discussing sabbaticals! 🙂 ) > > Does that satisfy everyone? \*\* Yes that arrangement sounds immesely satisfying. \ I hope to surpass your expectations, Professor Pisces. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/205 "2001-04-03T00:01:19Z")
Absolutely, TP. I think it incumbant that we keep…abreast of the latest methods and advances in the field. And for that there is nothing like…one on one, peer to peer review, wouldn’t you agree? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/206 "2001-04-03T00:59:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > Let’s start with the regular scenario. > > I just got my new pussy snorkel in the mail, and I can’t **wait** to try it out! > > And your response… Next day delivery is a godsend, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/207 "2001-04-03T01:13:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Verrain \* > \*\*Yes that arrangement sounds immesely satisfying. \ I hope to surpass your expectations, Professor Pisces. \*\* I have a feeling you’ll _more_ than surpass my expectations. As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if this testing isn’t mutually satisfying. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/208 "2001-04-03T01:20:16Z")
::: Runs into room wearing nothing but a black vinyl raincoat tied very loosely and 6 inch stiletto heels::: Sorry again TP!! With all the planning I’m putting into that private seminar 😉 I lost track of time. So who’s my next toy,whoops student? ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/209 "2001-04-03T01:25:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Weirddave \* > \*\*Absolutely, TP. I think it incumbant that we keep…abreast of the latest methods and advances in the field. And for that there is nothing like…one on one, peer to peer review, wouldn’t you agree? \*\* Oh, most definitely. One on one is always the best. And I’d love to see your advances… ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/210 "2001-04-03T01:44:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Robot Arm \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > > Let’s start with the regular scenario. > > > > I just got my new pussy snorkel in the mail, and I can’t **wait** to try it out! > > > > And your response… > > Next day delivery is a godsend, isn’t it? \*\* We can work with this. Not the _best_ response, but can definitely be built into more. Let’s see where we can go with this… Sure is! Now I don’t have to wait for weeks for it to be used like I’d originally been afraid of. So you reply with… ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/211 "2001-04-03T01:52:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Verrain \* > > \*\*Yes that arrangement sounds immesely satisfying. \ I hope to surpass your expectations, Professor Pisces. \*\* > > I have a feeling you’ll _more_ than surpass my expectations. As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if this testing isn’t mutually satisfying. 😉 \*\* I look to probing the depths… of your knowledge and demonstrating my own skills. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/212 "2001-04-03T01:54:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*::: Runs into room wearing nothing but a black vinyl raincoat tied very loosely and 6 inch stiletto heels::: > > Sorry again TP!! With all the planning I’m putting into that private seminar 😉 I lost track of time.\*\* I hope all the plans for that seminar are well set? You’ll have to give me the details later, once we get a break in class. > [@](#): > > \*\*So who’s my next toy,whoops student? \*\* That would be **Scralden**. I can’t teach him well, because of conflict of interest (he’s the Acolyte to my Goddess in my chat room) So he needs someone well trained in the flirting arts. That’s you m’dear. Go to him and teach him well! ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/213 "2001-04-03T02:13:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Verrain \* > \*\*I look to probing the depths… of your knowledge and demonstrating my own skills. 😉 \*\* Mmmm… Depth probing. That’s a special skill all of it’s own. And an important one. I think we’ll have to devote some extra time in the exam for that skill alone. ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/214 "2001-04-03T02:18:37Z")
I suppose, in many ways, I still am a good girl. Aren’t all girls basically good? I’m told I’m very nice. And I just love very nice men. Are you a very nice man? (little smile, showing the dimple on the right) ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/215 "2001-04-03T02:28:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Verrain \* > > \*\*I look to probing the depths… of your knowledge and demonstrating my own skills. 😉 \*\* > > Mmmm… Depth probing. That’s a special skill all of it’s own. And an important one. I think we’ll have to devote some extra time in the exam for that skill alone. \*\* I am always pleased to perform extra credit projects. Is this to be an oral exam? Will I need any special equipment? ---
**Author:** ![hampster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/53a042/32.png) [@hampster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hampster)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/216 "2001-04-03T02:51:36Z")
:: Scralden eyes his assignment, **hardygrrl** :: \*Just relax-- \* ::makes eye contact:: _Don’t worry about coming on too strong, not in this thread_ ::Smiles subtly at hardygrrl, approaches:: _This isn’t so hard_ ::Gently takes her hand; leans in to whisper in her ear:: (In hushed, romantic tones) I was alright up to this point, but now’s where I freeze. Any advice on starting a good flirt? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/217 "2001-04-03T03:08:19Z")
::looks at Scralden from under lashes:: That’s what I’m here for sweetie! Don’t worry I don’t bite…well until you ask the right way ;). ::Slowly runs fingers through his hair:: Don’t worry-I’ll be gentle. Speaking of gentle-nice light touch there-care to explore more than my hand? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/218 "2001-04-03T03:09:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > > > [@](#): > > > > Next day delivery is a godsend, isn’t it? > > Sure is! Now I don’t have to wait for weeks for it to be used like I’d originally been afraid of. Ten days ago you’d never heard of it, and now you can’t live without it. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/219 "2001-04-03T03:33:18Z")
Jeez. Louise. This, _THIS_ is what I get when I miss ONE weekend on the boards. The longest thread I’ve ever seen. And it’s by **TruePisces**. And it’s about _flirting_!! Teach me to have activities on the weekends. OK, **TP** , this is it. You’ve said, more than once, that you’d get back to me. For one reason or another, we’ve never really progressed beyond the initial flirting stage. I’m (understandably, in my view at least) a little frustrated about this. So, my secret weapon… How YOU doin’? [sub]OK, it was my first time for that. Was it OK? Response-worthy?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/220 "2001-04-03T03:36:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cyn \* > \*\*I suppose, in many ways, I still am a good girl. Aren’t all girls basically good? I’m told I’m very nice. And I just love very nice men. Are you a very nice man? (little smile, showing the dimple on the right) \*\* Yes, I can see that you’re a very nice. And I am a nice man. I can also be good. VERY good. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347.md?page=12)