# TruePisces' Flirting Workshop - Come One, Come All **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 1, 2001, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347 "2001-04-01T06:06:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![dublos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f08c70/32.png) [@dublos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dublos)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/321 "2001-04-04T15:33:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*Okay, why is it that I get assigned to someone, and then they don’t post all day! 😉 > > _pouts_ Hrmpf. \*\* _Pulls on leather gauntlet, looks around for jesses and hood. Digs into drawer for handy dandy lure._ Did someone say there was a falcon lose in the waiting room? \*looks around, doesn’t see any birds, but there is this exquisitly attractive lady sitting there. Hmmmmm… \* Excuse me, are you waiting for someone? -Doug ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/322 "2001-04-04T15:42:51Z")
I was, but they seem to be otherwise occupied, kind sir. Do you think you can…help me? _looks up at dublos through her lashes_ (TP - Hey, I gotta keep in practice!) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/323 "2001-04-04T15:47:35Z")
[gratuitous bitch] Damn, I’m glad I quit. [/gratuitous bitch] ---
**Author:** ![dublos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f08c70/32.png) [@dublos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dublos)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/324 "2001-04-04T16:04:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*I was, but they seem to be otherwise occupied, kind sir. > > Do you think you can…help me? _looks up at dublos through her lashes_ > > (TP - Hey, I gotta keep in practice!) 😉 \*\* Mmmm… I would certainly be happy to try. You must be here for a post graduate refresher course? _Offers Falcon a hand_ Would you feel more comfortable in the class room, or would you like to work together in my office? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/325 "2001-04-04T16:16:55Z")
_accepts dublos’s hand and stands up, smoothing her skirt_ Why yes, I’m back for my 6-month refresher course…do you think you can test me to see if I’m still…qualified? And your office would be fine, kind sir. _blushes slightly and smiles_ ---
**Author:** ![dublos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f08c70/32.png) [@dublos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dublos)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/326 "2001-04-04T16:30:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > \*\*[gratuitous bitch] > > Damn, I’m glad I quit. > > [/gratuitous bitch] \*\* \*reviews earlier threads… \* But you’re so **good** at it. I respect your decision to decist, but I will admit some disappointment to have missed out. Ahhh… such is life and this provides yet another reason that they keep old threads around. And have I ever mentioned how fetching you look in your people pages image? I’ve always had a thing for dark haired women in white blouses… Mmmmmmm. -Doug ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/327 "2001-04-04T16:42:19Z")
::Looks around **Ms. Pisces** orifice. Wait! I meant OFFICE! oooohdarnitdarnitdarnit _Pull yourself together, man! It’s final exam time - just what you’ve been working towards. Now, straighten your tie, blow your nose, and keep a stiff upper lip!_ [sub]- Yes, right… Stiffen your tie, straighten your nose, and blow your lipper up. Ohhhh, WHERE did I set my drink?[/sub] ahem. Sorry, that wasn’t too auspcious a beginning. ahem. Do I seem nervous to you? \ ahem. Right… \ Madame Instructor, I must ask: did you get your design ideas from _Callahan’s Lady_ ? Oh, she got her ideas from YOU. I knew you reminded me of someone… Of course, no-one truly compares to you, but Lady Sally does seem to most closely approach your level of class, taste, and refinement mixed with a generous streak of healthy libido. Exactly my favorite… ah, cocktail. Care if I take a …sip? Ahhh, sweet, tangy, and spicy all in one - just as I knew it would be. No, of course I don’t mind loosening my tie… That’s a great collection of books. I’ve no idea why you need them… oh, wait. You wrote them. Yes, I thought I recognized your style in the _Kama Sutra_. Oh, and “de Sade” is another pseudonym? How interesting… Hmm? Yes, that does look like a comfortable sofa. What are you… oh, it expands. Whoa, okay, you DO have a decent… ah, _grasp_ of the situation. [/QUOTE] Okay, I’m stopping there before **ArdenRanger** files a complaint. Apologies, Arden if I stepped past the line. _Mea culpa_ on the grounds that it’s my first time. ---
**Author:** ![dublos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f08c70/32.png) [@dublos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dublos)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/328 "2001-04-04T16:52:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*_accepts dublos’s hand and stands up, smoothing her skirt_ > > Why yes, I’m back for my 6-month refresher course…do you think you can test me to see if I’m still…qualified? > > And your office would be fine, kind sir. > > _blushes slightly and smiles_ \*\* _Kisses the palm of Falcon’s hand and leads her to my office._ So, where shall we begin? _Leads Falcon to a couch and eases down beside her, sliding an arm around her shoulders_ -Doug ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/329 "2001-04-04T17:27:59Z")
_relaxes agaist dublos’s shoulder_ Well, you’re the instructor…I wouldn’t want to intrude on whatever lesson plans you have. And moi was right…this IS a lovely office. And this couch is so comfortable… _snuggles closer, turning her head to look at him_ ---
**Author:** ![dublos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f08c70/32.png) [@dublos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dublos)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/330 "2001-04-04T17:53:54Z")
_running a finger along Falcon’s jawline_ Well, we seem to be progressing along quite nicely without having to consult my sylabus, so I think we may as well continue as we’ve begun. _Turning to plant a soft warm kiss on Falcon’s lips._ Feel free to direct to any areas you feel need a little more polishing, but I find your skills to be excellent. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/331 "2001-04-04T18:13:38Z")
::examines syllabus:: Hey, shouldn’t someone be teaching me how, once I start talking to the girl IRL, to put “the moves” on her? You know, getting the digits, a good night kiss, a warm bed for the night? Don’t worry, I’ll wait. 🙂 ::wipes off a seat, throws napkin against a wall, where it hits with a soft ‘plop’:: ::sits and waits:: Hey, **Audrey** while I’m waiting, can we go over that excitation, er, relaxation therapy again? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/332 "2001-04-04T18:14:35Z")
_deepens kiss, moving to sit on dublos’s lap_ Thank you…but I think we should test everything, don’t you? _blushes_ After all, I’m suddenly feeling shy again… _rests head on dublos’s shoulder_ ---
**Author:** ![dublos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f08c70/32.png) [@dublos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dublos)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/333 "2001-04-04T18:38:52Z")
_easing us both into a reclining position on the couch_ well, if we’re going to be go for a full test, we may have to take this to e-mail, or if you wish to wait till I get home from work, ICQ. There is of course no rush. 😉 Kissing is definitely an activity that should not be rushed past to get to other intimate enjoyments. _Kissing Falcon deeply, then allowing my lips to take a tour of her neck,ears, eyelids, forehead, nose and back to her lips again._ ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/334 "2001-04-04T19:01:14Z")
_smiles_ My ICQ is at your disposal, kind sir. And I agree that kissing shouldn’t be rushed. There’s a lot to be said for just a “simple” kiss. _leans over and trails her lips down dublos’s face, then kisses him deeply_ ---
**Author:** ![dublos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f08c70/32.png) [@dublos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dublos)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/335 "2001-04-04T19:44:23Z")
Oh, the frustrations of working for a living… that lottery must pay out someday. I’ll be counting the minutes till I’m able to get home and start ICQ. till then my dear… _sighs in contentment and wraps arms more tightly around Falcon’s waist and continues kissing_ -Doug ---
**Author:** ![hampster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/53a042/32.png) [@hampster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hampster)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/336 "2001-04-04T23:03:41Z")
::Scralden wanders in carrying acolytes robes in a dry- cleaning bag slung over his shoulder:: Sorry **Falcon** , I’m just here for the night school ☹ Thanks for the pass **True** but I wanted to get through the traditional way; not by sleeping with the Dean, but through the honest hard work, long hours, and personal self-sacrifice involved with fucking most of my Profs, tutors, and the rest of the faculty. Now as I said. _ahem_ (forlornly) I’ve just _got_ to pass this course… isn’t there **anything** 😉 😉 I could do…? :: pulls off his shirt and uses it to brush a tear away from the corner of his eye :: ::waits:: ah to hell with it! ::sits on a desk- leaning against the wall, and begins reading a very dog-eared copy of DeathKiller:: ---
**Author:** ![dublos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f08c70/32.png) [@dublos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dublos)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/337 "2001-04-05T01:51:40Z")
> [@](#): > > ::sits on a desk- leaning against the wall, and > begins reading a very dog-eared copy of DeathKiller:: _stumbles out of his office to the refrigerator, gulps ice water, glances around_ Scralden, Dude! How can you expect to pass the class if you’re not keeping up with your reading assignments. _Wanders over to the book shelf_ Here you go… Start with Lady Chatterly’s lover and tell the first lady instructor that comes by that I said to quiz you on the first three chapters. _pours a couple glasses of ice water and wanders back into my office_ -Doug ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/338 "2001-04-05T03:17:39Z")
My deepest apologies to Scralden. Seems like UncleBill and I can’t be in the same thread w/o things going overboard.🙂 ::walks over to Scralden,head bowed.Looks up through her eyelashes:: Sweetie, is there anything I can do to make this up to you and make YOU feel better? ::puts hands on Scralden’s face and pulls him in for a kiss:: ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/339 "2001-04-05T03:26:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KKBattousai \* > \*\*Hey, **Audrey** while I’m waiting, can we go over that excitation, er, relaxation therapy again? \*\* Oh, certainly! After all, I make it a point to give my students as much of my atttention as they need… You know, studies on these relaxation techniques concluded that feelings of relaxation were enhanced and prolonged when test subjects maintained close physical contact with another during their sessions. Now then. Why don’t you come over here and sit on the soft, plush carpet with me? Let’s find out if our experience will support those findings. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dublos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f08c70/32.png) [@dublos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dublos)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/340 "2001-04-05T17:48:59Z")
_walks out of his office carrying two trays with the remnants of breakfast/lunch_ **TruePisces** , well, **Falcon’s** completed her post graduate work with flying colors. I think we need to add another instructor’s office. _grabs cleaning implements and wanders back to his office_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347.md?page=18)