# TruePisces' Flirting Workshop - Come One, Come All **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 1, 2001, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347 "2001-04-01T06:06:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/361 "2001-04-09T16:28:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Robot Arm \* > **She was not being rude. She genuinely did not realize I was asking her for a date. And she was never quite that dense when other guys asked yer out, in fact, last I heard she was married. I think it’s just an example (admittedly, my most extreme one) of my ability to operate under everyone’s radar, so to speak.** You know the read better than I do… but I just can’t understand how anyone would _not_ realize it was a date from the situation you described. Wish I had more advice than what **dublos** has already given… Let me continue to think about it. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/362 "2001-04-09T16:43:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tygr \* > \*\*::As he is rounding the corner at the end of the hall, Tygr hears the sweet sound of **TruePisces** ’s voice calling after him. He smiles inwardly and turns back towards her office. He sees her there, leaning back against the door frame in her bare feetsub[/sub], looking stunning even after just awakening. The slit in the side of her night gown reveals a jaw-dropping glimpse of her upper thigh. He gasps and tries not to gape like a teenager.:: > > “Yes?” \*\* ::Watching her student stride back toward her convinced **TruePisces** that she had made the correct decision. Now she only hoped it was something he would go for.:: “I’m sorry I didn’t catch you before you saw the grades. I have a unique opportunity for you that I wanted to discuss. It’s something that involves working very closely with me. You’re final exam impressed me beyond measure. It isn’t every day that one of my students causes me to blush as you did. So that’s why I thought you would be perfect for this position. It _is_ a reflection on your work here, but not to the negative. The only problem is, I won’t be able to graduate you now if I give you this position. Why don’t you come in my office and we can discuss this a little further?” :: **TruePisces** steps back to allow **Tygr** to enter her office. The choice is his.:: ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/363 "2001-04-09T19:57:54Z")
…when attempting to converse with beautiful women in their nightclothes: > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by TruePisces (the way it sounded to **Tygr** )_ > [sub]“I’m sorry I didn’t catch you before you saw the grades. I have a[/sub]\*\* unique opportunity \*\*[sub] for you that I wanted to discuss. It’s something that involves [/sub]\*\*working very closely with me. **[sub]You’re final exam impressed me beyond measure. It isn’t every day that one of my students causes me to blush as you did. So that’s why I thought[/sub]** you would be perfect for this position. **[sub]It is a reflection on your work here, but not to the negative. The only problem is, I won’t be able to graduate you now if I give you this position. [/sub]** Why don’t you come in my \*\*[sub]office and we can discuss this a little further?” > > ::TruePisces steps back to [/sub]\*\* allow Tygr to enter her \*\*[sub]office.[/sup][/sub] My dear Professor, I’m sure you have gleaned from our study sessions that I am _always_ interested in trying new positions. > [@](#): > > The choice is his. Tygr may be lacking wisdom, but he is far from foolish. ::Tygr straightens his tie and steps past his instructor. As he does he feels the brush of her through his university blazer. He hears the door click. He hears the lock turn…:: ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/364 "2001-04-10T01:19:50Z")
::hardygrrl strolls into classroom-dressed all in black holding a pair of handcuffs:: Anyone interested in some advanced placement classes? ::pulls riding crop out from behind her back:: Who’s a bad flirter? ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/365 "2001-04-10T01:53:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*::hardygrrl strolls into classroom-dressed all in black holding a pair of handcuffs:: > > Anyone interested in some advanced placement classes? > > ::pulls riding crop out from behind her back:: > > Who’s a bad flirter? \*\* Oh, I’m a bad, bad flirter, always looking for a little instruction. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/366 "2001-04-10T02:16:12Z")
::grabs Verrain’s wrist-hooks handcuff to it and roughly pulls him towards her office:: Lesson one-You do whatever I say. ::gently smacks him on the thigh with the riding crop for emphasis:: Let’s see what you’re made of… ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/367 "2001-04-10T02:23:32Z")
I think you’ll find me a hardy boy, professor. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/368 "2001-04-10T02:48:16Z")
But I’m looking for a hardy MAN or Jeff Hardy whover comes first 🙂 ::drags him into office and closes door-a muffled "on your knees NOW can be heard:: ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/369 "2001-04-10T02:59:39Z")
Which is followed by the sound of knees hitting floor. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/370 "2001-04-10T03:17:54Z")
And is followed by the sound of rustling clothing and licking noises. ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/371 "2001-04-10T03:23:31Z")
Soon, quiet moans building in strength start wafting down the halls of the Flirting Academy. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/372 "2001-04-10T03:51:07Z")
Followed by… ::double clicking noise:: But I’m the professor… So you handcuffed me to my desk… What do you do now? ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/373 "2001-04-10T04:01:02Z")
“Well,” ::Verrain flashes a grin:: “I always finish what I start.” The moans continue, building to gasps and whines. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/374 "2001-04-10T06:02:44Z")
My my, among other things, this thread’s getting pretty long. So, seeing as how “the approach” is in the process of getting documented, how does one go about bumping things up a notch to “the move”? You know, moving up to the “real” flirting? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/375 "2001-04-10T12:05:46Z")
::hardygrrl’s office door opens a crack and she sticks her head out,red hair in disarray:: Can someone bring up a can of Reddi Whip,a bottle of baby oil and a shower curtain? I’m going to live up to my username and wrestle Verrain here into submission 😉 Thank you! ::a hand lands of hardygrrl’s shoulder and pulls her back into the office. The door is kicked closed:: ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/376 "2001-04-11T04:43:14Z")
A couple hours later a delivery guy comes up to the office door. Unconcerned by the groaning and banging sounds from within, he knocks on the door and a wild haired Verrain, glistening with sweat and oil. “Yes.” “Your chinese food and uh, medical supplies.” He winks handing over two bags. A well formed leg appears and Verrain starts taking money out of the garter belt she wears. “Keep the change.” Verrain calls out as he is pulled back inside and that leg kicks the door shut. The guy walks off. “I love this route.” ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/377 "2001-04-11T11:54:20Z")
::hardygrrl struts out of office:: Verrain-consider that an A+ Now I thought I had another student lined up… ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/378 "2001-04-11T12:01:49Z")
This thread’s _still_ kicking?! ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/379 "2001-04-11T12:04:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > \*\*This thread’s _still_ kicking?! \*\* Of course it is. There are always new students in need of tutoring in the ways of the flirt. Why? Are you in need of a refresher course?! ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2001, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/380 "2001-04-11T12:07:35Z")
Naw. I just figured you and the gals would have done _everyone_ by now… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347.md?page=20)