# TruePisces' Flirting Workshop - Come One, Come All **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 1, 2001, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347 "2001-04-01T06:06:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/21 "2001-04-01T07:31:02Z")
How YOU doin’? ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/22 "2001-04-01T07:32:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Whammo \* > > \*\ ***looks at you coyly… licks his lips** Can I touch your boobies? **extends a single poking finger** \*\* > > Concept is good… coy look is a definite plus… but you need to play with the coyness a little more… Don’t jump straight in to it… > > “Can I help you with that?” That should work much better… 😉 > \*\* **looking at you in the chest** “I noticed its cold in here. Would you like me to press your nipples back in??” **extends a single poking finger** ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/23 "2001-04-01T07:34:11Z")
I have a MASTER key. Certain to fit most every lock. O ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/24 "2001-04-01T07:36:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by moi \* > \*\*_moi feels herself flourishing under Pisces’s lavish praise_ \*\* I only speak the truth, hon. No matter how I flirt, or what else comes out, I speak the truth with things like this… So do you just want to watch the class, or some one on one instruction? Tell me what you want to learn, and I’ll try to teach! ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/25 "2001-04-01T07:43:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > \*\*How YOU doin’? \*\* Very good start. Very good start. You sure you aren’t one of the guest instructors sneaking in here again??? 😉 Not that I MIND flirting with the guest instructors… Sometimes that goes further in the teaching… Now, back to the flirt at hand… I dunno… you tell me! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/26 "2001-04-01T07:47:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Whammo \* > \*\ ***looking at you in the chest** “I noticed its cold in here. Would you like me to press your nipples back in??” **extends a single poking finger** \*\* _sigh_ Still needing a little work here, dear. First, looking a woman in the chest doesn’t really appeal to where the flirt is coming from… the mind. So you need to show your interest in more than just her body. Be coy, not graphic. Try again? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/27 "2001-04-01T07:48:15Z")
Well I actually came in here to downgrade my flirting status now that I’m a taken man. But would be willing to help if I can. Never refuse a person in distress. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/28 "2001-04-01T07:48:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Oicu812 \* > **I have a MASTER key. Certain to fit most every lock.** Then by all means, check and make sure it fits! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/29 "2001-04-01T07:50:42Z")
Hmmmm. Seems like this lock needs a little graphite, or some kind of lube. It is AWFULLY tight… O ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/30 "2001-04-01T07:53:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > **Well I actually came in here to downgrade my flirting status now that I’m a taken man.** And taken by a beautiful lady, too. You’re both so incredibly lucky! [sub]Of course, who am I to talk? I’ve got a great guy willing to give me a chance at happiness… But there, **I’m** the lucky one![/sub] > [@](#): > > \*\*But would be willing to help if I can. Never refuse a person in distress. \*\* Then by all means, next lady to walk in is all yours… (Would you like to see how you can help **moi**?) ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/31 "2001-04-01T07:55:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Oicu812 \* > **Hmmmm. Seems like this lock needs a little graphite, or some kind of lube. It is AWFULLY tight…** And just what type of lubrication did you have in mind? ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/32 "2001-04-01T08:00:24Z")
Sorry to interrupt this little love fest here, but: HELP! I need all the help I can get, especially from experienced, sexy women like you, TruePisces. I humbly grovel at your feet to at least give me some good lines. ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/33 "2001-04-01T08:07:23Z")
Something NATURAL, of course… could you help me with that? O ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/34 "2001-04-01T12:18:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thedoorsrule1045 \* > \*\*Sorry to interrupt this little love fest here, but: > > HELP! > > I need all the help I can get, especially from experienced, sexy women like you, TruePisces. > > I humbly grovel at your feet to at least give me some good lines.\*\* _blush_ That last one is a good one to start SOMETHING with, at least. Complimenting a lady hits a lot of buttons… Let me think, let me think… Good lines… Well, do you want come back lines or good starter lines? They’re both very different you know… ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/35 "2001-04-01T12:19:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Oicu812 \* > **Something NATURAL, of course… could you help me with that?** I’m sure I can. As a matter of fact, I have this little button, that if you push it just right… ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/36 "2001-04-01T12:20:17Z")
D’ya think I _really_ need coaching, **Pisces**? ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/37 "2001-04-01T12:42:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > \*\*D’ya think I _really_ need coaching, **Pisces**? \*\* **HELL** no, **Chief**! You’re one of those guest instructors/practical application partners I was talking about. Or did you forget the contract you signed already?! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/38 "2001-04-01T12:44:59Z")
Hey TP, need an assistant professor? I come with references…I’m sure UncleBill would/should speak very highly of me after the beer run aka get a room you two thread… ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/39 "2001-04-01T13:10:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*Hey TP, need an assistant professor? > > I come with references…I’m sure UncleBill would/should speak very highly of me after the beer run aka get a room you two thread… \*\* You’re hired! I saw your work and it’s excellent! So get to teaching girl! Next one that comes in the door is yours! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/40 "2001-04-01T13:25:19Z")
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