# TruePisces' Flirting Workshop - Come One, Come All **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 1, 2001, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347 "2001-04-01T06:06:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/41 "2001-04-01T13:38:36Z")
**Watermelon Man** , I know, from first hand _experience_, that you don’t need any help! You’ve got all the flirting skills down pat. But if you don’t want to instruct/be-a-teaching-aid, you can be in charge of recruitment. Right now, I have **far** more instructors than students at the moment. So get out there and talk people into coming to the class!!! [sub]I will not have this turn into an orgy. I will **not have this turn into an orgy**![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Blackclaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e68b1a/32.png) [@Blackclaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackclaw)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/42 "2001-04-01T13:52:53Z")
\*Blackclaw wanders in, looks at the line, wanders out muttering, well my cats love me anyway. \* ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/43 "2001-04-01T13:55:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Blackclaw \* > \*\*\*Blackclaw wanders in, looks at the line, wanders out muttering, well my cats love me anyway. \* \*\* OH no you don’t! Most of the people in here are instructors, anyway. Come in, take your choice of instructors, and let the lessons begin! ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/44 "2001-04-01T13:59:26Z")
The orgy will begin shortly… ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/45 "2001-04-01T14:08:28Z")
Wait a minute! This is supposed to be a **class**. Not an orgy! We aren’t having an orgy here. No orgies. Just flirting. Do you hear me? No or… Mmmph!!! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/46 "2001-04-01T14:15:51Z")
I was just walking down the hall and I heard the word “orgy”. Hey **hardygrrl,** that color really compliments your eyes, and I absolutely LOVE what you’ve done to your hair! [sub]wanna bump smoothies?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/47 "2001-04-01T14:19:36Z")
Y’know, **Bill** , since you’ve shaved, the final line of your sig is vaguely disturbing… ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/48 "2001-04-01T14:28:14Z")
Ok, now **that** just put a vision in my mind that won’t go away… ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/49 "2001-04-01T14:33:52Z")
That’s what you need… A set of balls that just won’t quit! ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/50 "2001-04-01T14:39:50Z")
I think you’re right. Know where I can find any? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/51 "2001-04-01T14:42:46Z")
Oh, I know of a pair that haven’t seen much action lately… ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/52 "2001-04-01T14:54:37Z")
Maybe I should check them out, find out how good of shape they’re still in… make sure they don’t quit at a bad time… ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/53 "2001-04-01T14:58:53Z")
37 years and nary a hiccup! ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/54 "2001-04-01T15:07:12Z")
Well, that certainly is a good prerequisite. Still, I’d like to do a little testing, just to make sure. Unless you’d rather **NOT** test them out… ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/55 "2001-04-01T16:32:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\*Wait a minute! This is supposed to be a **class**. Not an orgy! We aren’t having an orgy here. No orgies. Just flirting. Do you hear me? No or… > > Mmmph!!! \*\* ``` Doesn't that line belong in the Liar's thread? And what was that that muffled her last line? ``` ---
**Author:** ![dublos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f08c70/32.png) [@dublos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dublos)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/56 "2001-04-01T16:38:35Z")
Hmmm… reviewing my past performance here, I think I could definitely use a few refresher courses. I seem to be having some trouble with how fast to bring things up to speed. Normally I was having a problem with taking things a bit too far too fast, now it seems I’ve gone and slowed down too much and the ladies I try and flirt with seem to be putting me in the “Safe” category again instead of the “Guy I would really like to see smiling up at me from between my thighs” category. I’m thinking part of the problem is my inability to sit on a thread and respond quickly enough to keep things flowing properly. By the time I come back she’s cooled from my previous warming comment and then I’m not sure whether I need to re-warm things or to go ahead to the next step. -Doug ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/57 "2001-04-01T16:42:15Z")
Yet another example of a thread I could have desperately used that I seem to miss for god knows how long… ::puts on his thong and wanders into thread:: This is the right place right? ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/58 "2001-04-01T16:44:30Z")
Damn You Smilie! That’s **Puts** on his thong… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/59 "2001-04-01T16:46:15Z")
Never More! That’s It! Screw me again, smilie, and I’ll make sure you meet an untimely demise. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/60 "2001-04-01T16:51:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > > \*\*Wait a minute! This is supposed to be a **class**. Not an orgy! We aren’t having an orgy here. No orgies. Just flirting. Do you hear me? No or… > > > > Mmmph!!! \*\* > > ``` > Doesn't that line belong in the Liar's thread?** > > ``` No! Because it’s not _supposed_ to be an orgy. I really wanna help here! It’s not my fault everyone here is so good!!! > [@](#): > > \*\*And what was that that muffled her last line? \*\* You should know, sweetheart. You’ve done it to me often enough. Want a repeat performance? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347.md?page=4)