# TruePisces' Flirting Workshop - Come One, Come All **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 1, 2001, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347 "2001-04-01T06:06:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/81 "2001-04-01T19:21:31Z")
**dublos** - With that post to **Cyn** You are now officially an instructor and one of my practical instruction partners. (You proved yourself there during the break! 😉 ) Welcome aboard! **Oicu812** - You still have to finish your final exam… then we’ll see which honor you receive! ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/82 "2001-04-01T19:21:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Oicu812 \* > > **Hmmmm. Seems like this lock needs a little graphite, or some kind of lube. It is AWFULLY tight…** > > And just what type of lubrication did you have in mind? \*\* Spit?? ---
**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/83 "2001-04-01T19:23:03Z")
::Peels **TP** a grape:: Um, mind if I kind of listen in ? I have no idea how to flirt, but I can peel fruit. ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/84 "2001-04-01T19:24:15Z")
Is this final in the lab setting? You know, the old hands on testing method? Should I wear a lab coat? O ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/85 "2001-04-01T19:26:48Z")
Gee, Teach! Can I have an ORAL exam for our, er… MY makeup exam??? O ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/86 "2001-04-01T19:28:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Oicu812 \* > **How about somewhere like HERE? And would that be the time for the _wiggle_?** _pant_That… _pant_… would… _pant_… **be** … _gasp_… **THE SPOT!** \ You passed. Valelicktorian. Woah. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/87 "2001-04-01T19:32:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Whammo \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > > \*\*And just what type of lubrication did you have in mind? \*\* > > Spit?? \*\* Not the best there is, but if you apply it liberally with your tongue, it works wonders. ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/88 "2001-04-01T19:34:15Z")
But what about the OTHER spot, the **OH, GEE one**? _Wiggles finger in a come hither motion_ Why don’t you come over here and let me teach you a _little_ something…? O ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/89 "2001-04-01T19:39:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TPWombat \* > \*\*::Peels **TP** a grape:: > Um, mind if I kind of listen in ? I have no idea how to flirt, but I can peel fruit. \*\* Of course, of course. Listen in. Participate. Whatever you’d like… One question… what other dexterous things can you do with your hands? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/90 "2001-04-01T19:43:54Z")
_skipping the last two, asked and answered_ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Oicu812 \* > **But what about the OTHER spot, the OH, GEE one? _Wiggles finger in a come hither motion_ Why don’t you come over here and let me teach you a _little_ something…?** I have a feeling what you want to “teach” me won’t be little at all! ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/91 "2001-04-01T19:51:02Z")
Hmmmmm. let’s see here…Big, little, whatever you like. Now, about that lesson. MMmmmmmmm. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/92 "2001-04-01T20:07:50Z")
Teach away… this is your trial for guest instructor status… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/93 "2001-04-01T20:08:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\* One question… what other dexterous things can you do with your hands? 😉 \*\* I can tie complicated knots in cherry stalks 😉 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/94 "2001-04-01T20:09:56Z")
Now, first you do _ **THIS!** _ and then _ **THIS!** _ and then you go MMMmmrph… ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/95 "2001-04-01T20:11:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TPWombat \* > \*\*I can tie complicated knots in cherry stalks 😉 😉 \*\* Would you like to give a demonstation? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/96 "2001-04-01T20:13:12Z")
MMMmmrph!!! ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/97 "2001-04-01T20:13:36Z")
Like this? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/98 "2001-04-01T20:14:37Z")
I make women come in one syllable or less. And when I buy a vowel… ---
**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/99 "2001-04-01T20:18:14Z")
Humph. I’m no good with my tongue - takes me \*\*hours and hours \*\* ☹ ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/100 "2001-04-01T22:54:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > **I make women come in one syllable or less.** **Chief** , you don’t just make 'em _come_ in one syllable or less… you make 'em **keep** coming. I know. I was there. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347.md?page=6)