# TruePisces' Flirting Workshop - Come One, Come All **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 1, 2001, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347 "2001-04-01T06:06:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/101 "2001-04-01T22:58:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TPWombat \* > \*\*Humph. I’m no good with my tongue - takes me \*\*hours and hours \*\* ☹ \*\* And you think this is a **problem**??? 😕 Darlingdearfirstmanchosenformyharem, I think this needs a little one on one tutoring. Let’s go back into this little room and work on this little tongue problem you’re having. I’ll let one of my assistants take over the class while we’re gone. Oh **hardygrrl** , this is your shift, I believe… ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/102 "2001-04-01T23:12:55Z")
I think he was fooling ya, **Pisces**. ::Aside to **Arden** :: “She’ll swallow anything.” ::Aside from **Arden** :: “You’d know, \*\*chief!” ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/103 "2001-04-01T23:19:00Z")
I think it was a damn good flirt, **Chief** … And it worked, didn’t it? He’s back in the back room alone with me, and you’re out here with the rest of the class! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/104 "2001-04-01T23:25:58Z")
Not for long, **TP**. Oh, **Chief** … I believe there’s a desk in this room over here… ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/105 "2001-04-01T23:26:56Z")
And you’re yelling through the door to me while you’re with him. You got a bad case of “Chief Envy.” ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/106 "2001-04-01T23:34:49Z")
Hey, that’s **my** office! Be careful of those papers they’re… _Oh well…_ And not the… _Oops…_ And whatever you do, **please** don’t open that… _blush_ _Too late._ Umm… I’m going back in with my pupil now. Oh, and **Chief**? I’ll take care of you later. Remember monosyllabic? Chicken feed compared to what I have in store for you. Count on it. I’ll just be a couple hours here, first. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/107 "2001-04-01T23:48:40Z")
> [@](#): > > And whatever you do, please don’t open that… Not even with my eager, dancing tongue? ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/108 "2001-04-01T23:54:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > \*\*Not even with my eager, dancing tongue? \*\* Well, **that** you can always open with your eager, dancing tongue. You may want to look in that drawer that I was taking about originally, though, and see if anything _there_ takes your fancy. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/109 "2001-04-01T23:57:00Z")
Since you guys obviously want to be alone, I’ll just be leaving! :: stalks off in a huff towards the door :: ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/110 "2001-04-01T23:58:36Z")
There are so many more glistening-moist places I’d rather be opening, tasting and teasing than a dusty ol’ drawer. (See kids? Watch the professionals at work. Take notes, study hard, give it up every once and a while and you too can be like the chief and **Pisces**.) ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/111 "2001-04-02T00:03:36Z")
Well, I was GONNA ask for help with RL flirting…but I’ll come back later. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/112 "2001-04-02T00:08:32Z")
:::runs into room breathless,hair a mess and shirt misbuttoned::: Sorry I’m late TP! I had to give Jeff Hardy his pre-Wrestlemania massage/tongue bath. Now I’m really in the mood to PLAY! ::smooths out the red hair and looks around with her green eyes:: Who’s next? And Bill…of course we can bump anything you want to-what the hell I’ll even let you get on top this time 🙂 but you’ll have to tongue,I mean talk me into it 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/113 "2001-04-02T00:09:50Z")
**Arden** , honey, get **back** here. I never said I was leaving you out of this. We need to show them how a three way flirt is done, and who better than the two bisexual backup singers from the Pub Band… Oh yeah, and **Chief** too… ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/114 "2001-04-02T00:11:06Z")
Here. Lemme help with those buttons… ::Bites 'em off, spits 'em in corner:: Hmmm. Now what do we have here? ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/115 "2001-04-02T00:12:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > **There are so many more glistening-moist places I’d rather be opening, tasting and teasing than a dusty ol’ drawer.** I didn’t mean for you to tongue the drawer… just to see what’s in_side_ the drawer… Maybe something you can use on **Arden**? ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/116 "2001-04-02T00:16:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*Well, I was GONNA ask for help with RL flirting…but I’ll come back later. 🙂 \*\* Oh, nononononono! You’re going to stay right **here**! RL flirting, huh? What, in particular, do you need help with, hon? Meeting the guys? Flirting with strange guys that you find attractive? Flirting with guy _friends_ that you find attractive? Tell me, and I’ll do my best to help. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/117 "2001-04-02T00:17:28Z")
Somehow, I doubt that **Chieffy** needs um… toys. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/118 "2001-04-02T00:17:55Z")
**hardygrrl** , no problem. I had things well in hand while I was waiting for you to get here… Now feel free to take over the class… ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/119 "2001-04-02T00:18:20Z")
I got something right here a wanna use on **Arden** (among others). ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347/120 "2001-04-02T00:23:25Z")
Oh, but you don’t know how many different _kinds_ of toys I have in that drawer… It’s awful deep, after all… But use whatever you like **Chief** … as long as you don’t stop with the opening, tasting and teasing of me! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-flirting-workshop-come-one-come-all/60347.md?page=7)