# TruePisces needs a pick-me-up

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-needs-a-pick-me-up/58610>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 19, 2001, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-needs-a-pick-me-up/58610 "2001-03-19T18:20:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-needs-a-pick-me-up/58610/21 "2001-03-20T17:38:26Z")

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{{{{{{{{{True Pisces}}}}}}}}}}

All I’ve seen of you has been wonderful to behold! 🙂 You’re a pleasure to read, keep coming back here, ok?

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-needs-a-pick-me-up/58610/22 "2001-03-21T00:26:15Z")

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Allright, that’s it!

Look at you people giving out the cyber hugs and goofy jokes! Well, not me, boy-o. I suffer from depression myself and I know that **TP** needs to just snap out of it. Now that’s an order! Tough love is what’s needed here. I don’t want to have to do this, **TP** , but it’s for your own good. One day you’ll thank me.

Now bend over an prepare for your spanking. 😉

Ok, now for the lame joke segment of our post. This is better when told in person and after a few beers, but you’ll get the idea.

Knock Knock!  
Who’s there?  
Murray the incredibly rude interrupting cow.  
Murray the incredi –  
MOOOOOOO!!!

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**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-needs-a-pick-me-up/58610/23 "2001-03-21T00:37:23Z")

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::: Man, can’t let this chance get away! :::

Hey babe, come here often?? What’s your sign?

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-needs-a-pick-me-up/58610/24 "2001-03-21T01:49:43Z")

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{{{{truepisces}}}}}

Been there TP …I know it’s a cliche but things do (eventually) work out.

Can’t think of any jokes but I’ll cast you a good luck spell 🙂

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-needs-a-pick-me-up/58610/25 "2001-03-21T01:59:49Z")

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**dantheman** - _blush_ and Thank you. I have no plans of leaving any time soon… It’s too much fun!

**Crunchy** - Oh baby, you **know** what I like! Though, does it have to stop at a spanking? :eek:

**omni-not** - I’ve been known to come here once or twice… and, since **UncleBill** took my merge ahead sign, I don’t know what one is sitting there now. Can you tell me? 😉

**hardygrrl** - Thank you for the hugs and the words. I’ve been riding the rollercoaster for years and would love to get off… Just doesn’t seem to be happening yet. The lows seem to be coming less, though, but when they’re here, having people around me that understand is definitely a plus. And thanks for the spell, too. I’m sure I can use THAT as well! 🙂

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-needs-a-pick-me-up/58610/26 "2001-03-21T02:16:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TruePisces \*  
> **[… and, since UncleBill took my merge ahead sign, I don’t know what one is sitting there now. Can you tell me? 😉**

**TruePisces** I may have to change that sign from “Merge Ahead” to “Crash Boom Bang, Thank You Ma’am Ahead”!!! Then you could thank me back!

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-needs-a-pick-me-up/58610/27 "2001-03-21T02:26:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by UncleBill \*  
> \*\ ***TruePisces** I may have to change that sign from “Merge Ahead” to “Crash Boom Bang, Thank You Ma’am Ahead”!!! Then you could thank me back! \*\*

And is this [sub]whisper whisper whisper[/sub] enough of a thank you for the sign change?

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truepisces-needs-a-pick-me-up/58610/28 "2001-03-21T02:29:31Z")

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… but knowing what goes on in that sensuous and gifted mind of yours, I’m **sure** that is quite enough of a thank you!

You are VERY welcome!

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