# Truly disappointing spam thread titles.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-disappointing-spam-thread-titles/727700>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 12, 2015, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-disappointing-spam-thread-titles/727700 "2015-08-12T23:08:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-disappointing-spam-thread-titles/727700/1 "2015-08-12T23:08:43Z")

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Usually spam here, if the product isn’t the title itself, is a vaguely English construct intended to blend in.

Earlier today, there was one that was truly a disappointment that it wasn’t a real thread.

“there is cheese-inspired golf gear to consider”

I don’t know who writes these things but that was a gem.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-disappointing-spam-thread-titles/727700/2 "2015-08-12T23:16:37Z")

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Well, if it makes you feel better, there [is](http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/08/pga-championship-golfers-celebrate-wisconsin-with-cheese-themed-clubs) cheese-inspired golf gear to consider.

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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-disappointing-spam-thread-titles/727700/3 "2015-08-12T23:18:11Z")

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I know, I was about to open it when I realized that it was spam. So disappointing.

On preview – thanks, **Martian**. And since the spam was for a site to watch the PGA Championship, now we know where they got the thread title.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-disappointing-spam-thread-titles/727700/4 "2015-08-12T23:20:06Z")

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> [@SpoilerVirgin](#):
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> I know, I was about to open it when I realized that it was spam. So disappointing.
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> On preview – thanks, **Martian**. And since the spam was for a site to watch the PGA Championship, now we know where they got the thread title.

I didn’t even notice where the link went. (We need a _derp_ smilie)  
Second thanks to **Martian** , good find.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-disappointing-spam-thread-titles/727700/5 "2015-08-13T01:24:50Z")

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**Order this boosting component!**

I was very disappointed to discover it wasn’t about rocket fuel.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-disappointing-spam-thread-titles/727700/6 "2015-08-13T03:25:13Z")

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> [@kunilou](#):
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> **Order this boosting component!**
> 
> I was very disappointed to discover it wasn’t about rocket fuel.

Or an opportunity to get mail-order medications for _middle-age male problems._
