Moonlighting, in the 80s had one that really surprised me at the time
David Addison ( Bruce Willis) made the statement that some woman bangs more than a screen door in a cyclone
In one episode of Family Guy, Peter says to Meg, “When I get through with you, you’re gonna be beating guys off with both hands!”
Another Family Guy episode has Quagmire being told that the sign on his van is spelled wrong, “There’s an ‘o’ in country” (or something like that).
Somehow they got away with this one a few years ago.
Back in the autumn of '75 (I remember the time well because I was sharing an apartment with my brother), there was a detergent commercial (can’t remember which brand; maybe Cheer or Wisk) where an exasperated mother is standing by the washing machine looking at her teenaged daughter’s party dress:
EM: What are all these stains?!?
TD: (Pointing) That’s ice cream … cake … chocolate frosting … and that’s where Tommy’s hot dog dripped on me! Great party! (Twirls.)
This one didn’t last long either. I’ve tried to find it on YouTube, but no luck so far. 
Relaying all the relevant quotes from ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT would be quite a task. But even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!
Hmm. I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
You, sir, are a mouthful.
Come again? :dubious:
I’ll leave when I’m good and ready!
From Full House: “Horoscope? What’s that, Kimmy? A telescope that can only see your face?”
Another Simpsons (from memory so perhaps not an exact quote):
Homer is staying with a gay couple, one has made breakfast and the other is complaining…
Homer: Calm down Picky Ricardo, he made us a great breakfast and you’re just riding his butt… and not in a good way.
Pretty sure that would have been a horror-scope reference and not a whore - o-scope one.
"A chiz is a swiz or swindle as any fule kno. "
- Nigel Molesworth
“Milk, milk, lemonade; around the corner, fudge is made!” seems to be gaining in popularity. I’ve heard it on a couple of shows.
On the Mary Tyler Moore Show, there was a guy that both Rhoda and Mary were falling all over because he was so handsome. He was square-jawed and broad-shouldered, and at least 6’4, maybe taller, and they kept going on about how good looking and manly he was.
Guy’s name was Rod Porter. Some of the audience got it, but not everyone, because when his name would be mentioned, there’d be mild little giggles and snickers, but no real laughter.
This was way back in like 1972.
I’m also a little amused, and still slightly uncomfortable at how often the word “shmuk” gets used. It gets used incorrectly to mean something more like “shmo,” or “nebbish,” but once and a while someone uses it correctly, and I feel like I’m six years old, because that was a word I was NOT permitted to say when I was a kid. That was a word you got your mouth washed out with soap for saying. It means someone who is despicable, and you are making no bones about it. It was as shocking when I was a kid as the word that refers to having sex with one’s maternal parent.
As far as TV is concerned, wasn’t that originally a Karen line from “Will and Grace” some 10 years ago?
She said it on the Jack Black episode, but I’d swear I’d heard it before that.
ETA, I mean, I’d heard it as a school-yard type thing, not on TV.
Previous thread about anal sex joke on Two Broke Girls.
Could be. I haven’t lived in the US for more than 20 years now, and I’ve never seen an episode of that series.
Which is? :dubious:
Come on, don’t keep us in suspense here!*
*I’m, uh, an erstwhile student of the Yiddish language.
From 30 Rock:
“It wouldn’t be a Lemon party without old Dick!”