# Truly unpretentious chill out room - ALL the ladies invited **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 12, 2002, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-unpretentious-chill-out-room-all-the-ladies-invited/113711 "2002-06-12T20:34:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-unpretentious-chill-out-room-all-the-ladies-invited/113711/1 "2002-06-12T20:34:45Z")
Sorry but I couldn’t let eunoia’s [No Fat Chicks](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=119813) thread go by unchallenged. Everyone is invited to be unpretentious here, from skinny girls to BBWs. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-unpretentious-chill-out-room-all-the-ladies-invited/113711/2 "2002-06-12T21:12:29Z")
Woohoo! Do I have to shave my legs? ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-unpretentious-chill-out-room-all-the-ladies-invited/113711/3 "2002-06-12T21:54:48Z")
Well I did say unpretentious. Sure, come on in euro-style. ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-unpretentious-chill-out-room-all-the-ladies-invited/113711/4 "2002-06-12T22:00:09Z")
What about boys? ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-unpretentious-chill-out-room-all-the-ladies-invited/113711/5 "2002-06-12T22:08:30Z")
I don’t discriminate, only uppity snobs who turn noses up at us po’ hillbilly trash and our common tastes are not invited. Break out the Fritos, keystone and aerosol cheese! ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-unpretentious-chill-out-room-all-the-ladies-invited/113711/6 "2002-06-12T22:15:59Z")
Yum! Easy Cheeze! I got some corn dogs here, too. ::hoping no one notices I’m drinking a Deschutes Quail Springs IPA instead of a Keystone:: ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-unpretentious-chill-out-room-all-the-ladies-invited/113711/7 "2002-06-12T22:32:24Z")
Actually I waxed the front half of my right shin about a week ago. Haven’t gotten around to finishing yet… the rest is Old Growth hair and may be protected by the EPA, I have to check. ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-unpretentious-chill-out-room-all-the-ladies-invited/113711/8 "2002-06-12T22:40:55Z")
Hmm, you think that forest is protected under this administration. Works for me. Just don’t sit on the good sofa if you have a cough. Nothing personal, you just aren’t the only one at the party with that issue 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-unpretentious-chill-out-room-all-the-ladies-invited/113711/9 "2002-06-12T22:44:12Z")
Padeye, you’re my kind of person! I’ll chip in a bag of cheese curls, and, if folks are interested, a batch of cream puffs. Oh yeah, and a deck or three of cards. Double deck Hearts anyone? CJ ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-unpretentious-chill-out-room-all-the-ladies-invited/113711/10 "2002-06-12T22:50:05Z")
Hey, I have my Depends on, the couch is safe! ---
**Author:** ![Nevermind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@Nevermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nevermind)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-unpretentious-chill-out-room-all-the-ladies-invited/113711/11 "2002-06-12T23:01:51Z")
I’m for a good round of Pictionary and some wine–oh the giddy laughter!! ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-unpretentious-chill-out-room-all-the-ladies-invited/113711/12 "2002-06-12T23:04:22Z")
My fiancee TheLadyLion taught me to play hand and foot, we have plenty of decks of cards. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-unpretentious-chill-out-room-all-the-ladies-invited/113711/13 "2002-06-12T23:58:00Z")
Did somebody mention “boys” and “hillbilly”? Then count me in. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-unpretentious-chill-out-room-all-the-ladies-invited/113711/14 "2002-06-13T00:30:05Z")
:: **hardygrrl** walks in wearing her hockey clothes and drinking a beer. She throws her stick and gloves in the corner and collapses on the couch:: Oh, you said “ladies”. Whoops :smack: Mind if I hang out and drink my beer? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-unpretentious-chill-out-room-all-the-ladies-invited/113711/15 "2002-06-13T00:39:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nevermind \* > \*\*I’m for a good round of Pictionary and some wine–oh the giddy laughter!! \*\* How about a good round of Go Fish and some generic soda? So, do you have any jacks? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-unpretentious-chill-out-room-all-the-ladies-invited/113711/16 "2002-06-13T00:45:48Z")
Hey, **lel**! Glad to see you finally made it to the 250-something posts club. 😃 (I’ve been teasing her mercilessly about this for the past few weeks) Well, I just stocked up on no-name brand stuff, so how’s about some pop, chips, salsa, cookies, and all that good stuff? F\_X ---
**Author:** ![agentfroot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@agentfroot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/agentfroot)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-unpretentious-chill-out-room-all-the-ladies-invited/113711/17 "2002-06-13T00:55:26Z")
i’m in! _jumps in wearing a “the osbourne family t-shirt,” old jeans, and socks_ i haven’t shaved my legs in 3 years! i think fat chicks are awesome (i’m a fat midget chick!)! dude… cheese curls… ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-unpretentious-chill-out-room-all-the-ladies-invited/113711/18 "2002-06-13T01:04:57Z")
_munches on some of **Flamsterette\_X** ’s chips and salsa_ Oh, **agentfroot** , that’s a neat t-shirt you’ve got there! Hey, **Flami** , got any fours? ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-unpretentious-chill-out-room-all-the-ladies-invited/113711/19 "2002-06-13T03:18:40Z")
Salsa? Y’all gots salsa? Pass that over here!!! Hmmphs, needs some more habañeros. ::pulls out tin snips and a bag of dried peppers and starts cutting them into tiny fragments:: ::stirs pepper fragments into salsa with non-writing end of Bic® pen. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-unpretentious-chill-out-room-all-the-ladies-invited/113711/20 "2002-06-13T03:58:15Z")
I brung some BBQ pork rinds, spray cheese, and some of that good bean dip that don’t have to be 'fregerated. How about some strip poker? Might be a good idea to hold off on the bean dip, 'til after the strip poker though. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truly-unpretentious-chill-out-room-all-the-ladies-invited/113711.md?page=2)