But oh so right for a new chain of chicken restaurants!
“faith” for right-thinking Christians
“family” for the non-gays
“freedom” for the horribly oppressed MAGAs
“tanning spray” for the Orange god
If Bad Bunny bothers you, bud, then Puppy Bowl beats out anything ToiletPaperUSA could come up with.
Knowing this administration, I think they will go for Kitten War.
And today I found out that kittenwar.com is still up and running!
Oh, right, Charlie Kirk, community college drop-out.
And West Point reject. Him and Madison Cawthorn’s legs should get together in hell.
He claims he applied and was rejected. Much later, he claimed he’d been told it was because he was the wrong gender and sexuality (yeah, right). I’d be surprised if he actually applied. He couldn’t get into a non-community college - why would he think he could get into West Point?
Color me naive, but I don’t think “West Point reject” is too much of a flex. In fact, that or some other excuse for why they didn’t serve in the military is pretty much a prerequisite for right-wing grifter. Well, that or they actually did serve (it’s unsurprising, really: the military has always had a fascist streak running through it).
So his position is that West Point rejects straight white men? Hmm, I wonder how we could test such a hypothesis
Accompanied by what will surely be the shittiest music you’ve ever heard.
(Or are they dumb enough to use artists’ songs without permission like some politicians do?)
I just came to this thread to post that story.
Hey, here’s an idea! Let’s see if we can get the far-right to freak out over football itself by telling them it’s a Canadian import.
And it’s never too soon to start the indoctrination. (I removed the formatting for readability.)
I’ll spare you the details. Feel free to read the rest of the article. Also freel free to notice the incredible hypocrisy of blaming the left for indoctrinating the nation’s youth and then pulling this stunt.
Here’s a commentator whom the felon can’t get fired over comments about Kirk.
You can see the whole discussion/comedy bit on youtube where he addresses it after someone asks about the Saudi Arabia Comedy Festival:
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As we continue exhaustively enumerating the ways in which this guy was a Grade A Piece of Shit, I think it behooves us to recall that his organization is #109 on Newsweek’s list of organizations involved with Project 2025:
It’s alphabetical. Don’t be too crestfallen about his low placement on that list 
The infection is spreading…
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A hard right candidate in Peru’s presidential election is trying to get on the Charlie Kirk martyr band wagon. Fortunately it doesn’t seem to be working for him, engendering more confusion than it does support.
It is, of course, not indoctrination when you’re teaching kids the correct things.
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One thing I hadn’t run across before was the vile things he had to say about Simone Biles when she had to withdraw from the women’s finals at the Tokyo Olympics.
“We are raising a generation of weak people like Simone Biles,” he told listeners to his podcast The Charlie Kirk Show. “If she’s got all these mental health problems: don’t show up.”
He continued: “She’s an incredible athlete, of course she’s an incredible athlete, I’m not saying that—she’s probably the greatest gymnast of all time. She’s also very selfish, she’s immature and she’s a shame to the country.”
Kirk also branded Biles a sociopath over her decision.
“She’s totally a sociopath,” he said. “What kind of person skips the gold medal match? Who does that? It’s a shame to the nation. You just gave a gift to the Russians.”
He continued: “If you’re not ready for the big time, we’ve got thousands of young gymnasts that would love to take your place. Thousands. Simone Biles just showed the rest of the nation that when things get tough, you shatter into a million pieces.”
And from Politico:
“We are raising a generation of weak people like Simone Biles,” said Kirk, who appears in television ads for pain-relief supplements.
The pain relief supplement is, of course, a grift.
Charlie Kirk: a man who never ceased to criticize people who did so much more with their lives than he ever could have. The most constructive thing he ever did was stoke hate and gun violence until hate and gun violence claimed his own life.
So in a way, Charlie Kirk’s death was just an elaborate suicide. Like one of those novelty toys that turns itself off the moment you turn it on. A useless machine.
He criticized Biles for not completing something? That’s rich. He dropped out of university and then community college, didn’t he?
People are working swiftly to monetize this guy’s death before he fades into oblivious irrelevancy.