Trump and a feeling of momentum for impeachment

[ThelmaLou]

@elucidator

What’s Il Douche to do? Well, hold rallies, of course! I can hardly wait.

And the future Fox and Frauds headline:

Senate Names Trump to President Emeritus!

"Today, by unanimous vote, the Senate has elevated Donald Trump to be America’s first President Emeritus. The President Emeritus will abstain from the mundane and trivial everyday duties of President to allow him more time for glorious and transcendent incandescence. In a rare gesture of graciousness, President Trump has insisted that Vice-President Pence be officially “inaugurated” as President.

Due to an upsurge in violent deranged hippie college radicals, preparations are under way to move PE Trump to a secure location in Leavenworth, Kansas…"

So you like the idea I had last week! (Bold added.)

@ThelmaLou

(Posted May 12, 2017)…The only way Trump will leave (while breathing) is if he can somehow spin his departure as that of a WINNER. He must be a winner. He cannot tolerate BEING a loser or even being CALLED a loser.

I’m having a wild fantasy that the Democrats should declare him the winner of the popular vote, offer him some kind of permanent title like President Emeritus, raise funds to carve his face on Mt. Rushmore next to Lincoln (he was a Republican, too, dontcha know) and give him a win-win way out of this mess so he can play golf every day and open a Trump Hotel in Moscow.