# Trump awarded Peace Prize

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-awarded-peace-prize/1025452>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Tags:** football-soccer-fifa, trump\
**Created:** [December 6, 2025, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-awarded-peace-prize/1025452 "2025-12-06T15:16:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-awarded-peace-prize/1025452/1 "2025-12-06T15:16:54Z")

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The made up, farcical FIFA peace prize:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/mpTRQrun9cI/maxresdefault.jpg "Trump awarded FIFA peace prize: "One of the great honours of my life"") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpTRQrun9cI)

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-awarded-peace-prize/1025452/2 "2025-12-06T15:36:27Z")

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Big ball participation trophy. But what is his participation?

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-awarded-peace-prize/1025452/3 "2025-12-06T15:41:05Z")

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Didn’t you hear, he’s saved 10s of millions of lives!

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-awarded-peace-prize/1025452/4 "2025-12-06T15:42:56Z")

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I can’t help wondering if the medallion is really chocolate in gold foil ( it is near Christmas, after all)

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-awarded-peace-prize/1025452/5 "2025-12-06T15:44:44Z")

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Minor point, but what’s up with the position of his forefinger where he is shaking hands? I’ve never seen or experienced that. Is it his famous power manipulation grip? Or a secret handshake?

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-awarded-peace-prize/1025452/6 "2025-12-06T15:46:17Z")

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Speaking of trump and peace, trump’s name was added to the U.S. Institute of Peace building, after the trump admin dismantled the agency and fired almost all of the staff. War is peace!

> **[U.S. Institute of Peace renamed for Trump after his administration dismantled...](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/doge/trump-us-institute-peace-renamed-musk-dismantled-rcna247367)**
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> The nonpartisan independent agency's mission is to promote peace internationally and resolve violent conflicts globally. Most of its staff were let go in March.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-awarded-peace-prize/1025452/7 "2025-12-06T15:56:02Z")

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“they make a desert, they call it peace.”

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-awarded-peace-prize/1025452/8 "2025-12-06T16:12:00Z")

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He truly has no idea how ridiculous this is. How small it makes him look.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-awarded-peace-prize/1025452/9 "2025-12-06T16:29:02Z")

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Or, if they went with @PatrickLondon 's idea, they make a dessert and call it peace.

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-awarded-peace-prize/1025452/10 "2025-12-06T17:20:19Z")

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A mere trifle….

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-awarded-peace-prize/1025452/11 "2025-12-06T17:31:15Z")

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or alternatively:

“They make a dessert. Piece?”

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-awarded-peace-prize/1025452/12 "2025-12-06T17:46:10Z")

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I read he does it to stroke your wrist and make you feel inconfortable while shaking your hand, which works particularly good ~~with~~ against women. It is reported it feels slimy and perverted, particularly when combined with his trademark lecherous ~~slime~~ smile. Sorry I couldn’t find a cite, search engines are flooded with his “power” handshakes ~~with~~ against Macron and Starmer and similarly puerile gestures.  
He makes so much shit that it becomes difficult to find any concrete example when you look for it. There is simply too much of it. Don’t know whether this is by design or a lucky coincidence.

Concerning the prize itself, it is the third time today that I remark on this board that it looks like zombie hands rising from the ground where they are buried to grab and steal the world. Which, come to think of it, is fitting.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-awarded-peace-prize/1025452/13 "2025-12-06T17:58:32Z")

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Trump “awarded” “peace” “prize.”

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**Author:** ![R.P.McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@R.P.McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R.P.McMurphy)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-awarded-peace-prize/1025452/14 "2025-12-06T21:53:31Z")

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It’s as valid as his golf club “championships”.

What a loser. Sad.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-awarded-peace-prize/1025452/15 "2025-12-06T21:57:56Z")

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Might be his creepiness coming out. Might be old man hands. That contracture thingy.

I willing to go with “creepy old dude” on the whole.

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-awarded-peace-prize/1025452/16 "2025-12-06T21:58:35Z")

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Oh, be fair. He was Michigan Man of the Year, after all.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-awarded-peace-prize/1025452/17 "2025-12-06T22:00:07Z")

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Are you sure you didn’t mishear that? I heard he was Meshuggeneh Man of the Year.

(Yay, I spelled that right on the first try!)

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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-awarded-peace-prize/1025452/18 "2025-12-06T23:05:54Z")

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So, will he be the next recipient of the C. Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence?

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-awarded-peace-prize/1025452/19 "2025-12-06T23:07:05Z")

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Serious question, is really proud of that or is it just propaganda?

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**Author:** ![Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marvin_the_martian/32/2898_2.png) [@Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvin_the_Martian)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-awarded-peace-prize/1025452/20 "2025-12-06T23:15:15Z")

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> [@Peter\_Morris](#):
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> He was Michigan Man of the Year

I read this as Michelin Man…he has the body for it…

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