# Trump banned from Pornhub now, too

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-banned-from-pornhub-now-too/930156>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [January 10, 2021, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-banned-from-pornhub-now-too/930156 "2021-01-10T02:16:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2021, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-banned-from-pornhub-now-too/930156/1 "2021-01-10T02:16:05Z")

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[He’s gonna be REALLY grumpy now](https://i.imgur.com/WzBoZJU.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![CoconutPete](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coconutpete/32/5294_2.png) [@CoconutPete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoconutPete)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2021, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-banned-from-pornhub-now-too/930156/2 "2021-01-10T04:39:35Z")

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Well Stormy Daniels hasn’t.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2021, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-banned-from-pornhub-now-too/930156/3 "2021-01-10T04:41:28Z")

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Did Rule 34 extend to, ahem, THIS?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2021, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-banned-from-pornhub-now-too/930156/4 "2021-01-10T05:39:52Z")

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I searched for “wardrobe malfunction” on Pornhub, and it showed me a video about Narnia.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2021, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-banned-from-pornhub-now-too/930156/5 "2021-01-10T06:29:37Z")

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Sorry to say but that’s not really Pornhub.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2021, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-banned-from-pornhub-now-too/930156/6 "2021-01-10T12:50:19Z")

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So, The Donald still has a way to see his wife naked?!

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2021, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-banned-from-pornhub-now-too/930156/7 "2021-01-10T13:26:46Z")

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Yeah! But what does this say about our society? If you can’t trust a screenshot posted to imgur of a tweet by someone called Gian\_Neon who’s changed their Twitter name and avatar to impersonate PornHub, what can you trust?

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**Author:** ![ratatoskK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ratatoskk/32/2987_2.png) [@ratatoskK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratatoskK)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2021, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-banned-from-pornhub-now-too/930156/8 "2021-01-10T15:13:45Z")

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I don’t think anyone wanted to see Trump naked anyway.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2021, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-banned-from-pornhub-now-too/930156/9 "2021-01-10T15:19:12Z")

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> [@ratatoskK](#):
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> I don’t think anyone wanted to see Trump naked anyway. -

There are no exceptions to Rule 34.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2021, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-banned-from-pornhub-now-too/930156/10 "2021-01-10T15:30:26Z")

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I assumed this was just a little laugh (besides, Pornhub doesn’t require accounts.)

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2021, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-banned-from-pornhub-now-too/930156/11 "2021-01-10T16:43:58Z")

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The way that spray tan smears… 🥶

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2021, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-banned-from-pornhub-now-too/930156/12 "2021-01-10T20:42:37Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> … (besides, Pornhub doesn’t require accounts.)

I thought maybe they were banning his sex tapes with Stormy Daniels and assorted Russian hookers.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2021, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-banned-from-pornhub-now-too/930156/13 "2021-01-10T22:19:02Z")

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You know that, even if it isn’t true, when he heard the rumor he immediately created two or three fake Pornhub accounts.  
😁
