Five. Or is it six?
Your OP was misleading and inaccurate.
I could go back and edit except this site has the oddball restriction of not being able to edit a post more than a few minutes old. I have never understood the reason for that editing restriction , have not seen it on any other similar websites. ( I have a feeling someone will come along and tell me how wonderful it is that we cannot edit posts more than a few minutes old)
You’re forgiven.
As I understand the edit limit, it’s to prevent a change in the conversation after others have already replied. For example, imagine the confusion reading this thread if you could go back and change the OP to “Reports say Trump is considering firing Nielsen, head of homeland security.” We’d have about 12 posts that make no sense.
well maybe someone can come to my house and punch me in the nose (but not hard) for being such an awful person.
I’d be happy if you would try to distinguish between possible future events that everyone is speculating about and present or past events that are happening or have happened when you write OPs. No punches required.
Where do you live? I’ve got nothing planned for the day.
I live in the Land of Oz , not the one south of the Equator, the real one.
I would also be happy if people never made mistakes.
and Mrs. Trump has called for a person who works for Donnie to be fired.
Mira Ricardel headed for exit after clash with Melania Trump's office | CNN Politics
Please note, very,very important, this person has not yet been fired!!! I repeat they are still on the job according to this article from CNN. They showed up for work today like any other day.
Mistakes happen. Not a big deal. But when it’s pointed out, do you say something like this?
Or do you say, “I’m sorry, the language I used was a bit off. My mistake.”
Why tell us? Just tell your husband during your next bi-monthly conjugal visit.
If there’s enough time.
I was very disappointed with the actual content of the “Dopers punching Bijou Drains in the nose”-thread. Turns out it wasn’t an accurate title.
I already knew there were reports of Nielsen’s impending firing (or more probably, “forced resignation”). I only clicked on the thread because the wording made it plausible it had now actually happened. Now I didn’t think that was certain, because many journalists (or whoever writes the headlines) and Dopers are less than precise when making subject lines/headlines, and that’s a lot more problematic for a headline than for a Straight Dope thread, but an accurate headline would have saved me a click on yet another “Trump is going to do this!”-thread.
Five. Just admit you screwed up, OP. How hard is it?
Here, let me help fix your incorrect link: Land of Oz Theme Park
That wouldn’t work. She has to spend a couple of days drinking until she blacks out before those.
Hey bitch, let the door hit you in the ass. Repeatedly. Just stand in the doorway and let people slam as hard as they can right into your butt. Do it for 24 hours straight and you might feel one billionth of one billionth as much pain as the children separated from their parents. Their tears are on your hands, may you live long enough to be universally despised as the piece of shit that you are.