# Trump has been diagnosed with Chronic Venous Insufficiency

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit
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**Created:** [July 17, 2025, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-been-diagnosed-with-chronic-venous-insufficiency/1020991 "2025-07-17T18:36:49Z")
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#### Post date: [July 18, 2025, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-been-diagnosed-with-chronic-venous-insufficiency/1020991/101 "2025-07-18T21:16:21Z")

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> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> pitting edema

Should we _really_ be pitting edema here?

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#### Post date: [July 18, 2025, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-been-diagnosed-with-chronic-venous-insufficiency/1020991/102 "2025-07-18T21:21:59Z")

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One suspects that the White House has informed Karoline Leavitt and all other spokespeople that they are to _only_ pronounce “venous” as “VANE-us,” not “VEE-nus,” so that it does not rhyme with, and be misheard as, “penis.”

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### Author: ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2025, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-been-diagnosed-with-chronic-venous-insufficiency/1020991/103 "2025-07-18T22:18:00Z")

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(rimshot) Never thought of that until now.

We can strike pregnancy off the list, I think.

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### Author: ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2025, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-been-diagnosed-with-chronic-venous-insufficiency/1020991/104 "2025-07-18T22:26:52Z")

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Here’s the Blue Man Group performing Donna Summer’s “I Feel Love”, with Venus Hum (AKA Annette Strean) on vocals.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/0iFBXjRbVl0?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque&list=RD0iFBXjRbVl0

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#### Post date: [July 18, 2025, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-been-diagnosed-with-chronic-venous-insufficiency/1020991/105 "2025-07-18T22:31:15Z")

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That’s been true for most of us since the 1980s.

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### Author: ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2025, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-been-diagnosed-with-chronic-venous-insufficiency/1020991/106 "2025-07-18T22:35:04Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> It’s a distraction from The Epstein File. Pure and Simple.

I think so. He’s clearly had this condition for a while. They’re mentioning it now to try to get MAGA minds off Epstein.

As to whether it’s actually Congestive Heart Failure (instead of the claimed Chronic Venous Insufficiency)–note that Trump and his minions have NEVER been honest about his health. So it wouldn’t be surprising if they’re “admitting to” a less-serious-sounding ailment.

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### Author: ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2025, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-been-diagnosed-with-chronic-venous-insufficiency/1020991/107 "2025-07-18T22:38:59Z")

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I’ve always been doubtful about his COVID diagnosis and treatment.

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#### Post date: [July 18, 2025, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-been-diagnosed-with-chronic-venous-insufficiency/1020991/108 "2025-07-18T23:24:10Z")

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I prescribe bleach injections. My sketchy MD is in the mail, I’m sure.

Go ahead, start the treatment, STAT.

(See, I have already started using doctor speak)

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#### Post date: [July 19, 2025, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-been-diagnosed-with-chronic-venous-insufficiency/1020991/109 "2025-07-19T00:09:13Z")

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Looks like this rules out his third term planned to commence with bombs bursting in air in 2029.

I cannot believe JD Vance - who may have some time as president - has 1/10 the charisma of Nixon yet the Dems don’t really have an opponent. I’m not asking for JFK but if this guy gets in…

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If only there were another embarrassing-to-mention body part that rhymed with “VANE-us”…

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> [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](#):
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> If only there were another embarrassing-to-mention body part that rhymed with “VANE-us”

True, but he definitely doesn’t have any insufficiency there…

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> He’s clearly had this condition for a while.

**WHAT??**

Somebody _covered up_ the president’s medical issue? 😱

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#### Post date: [July 19, 2025, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-been-diagnosed-with-chronic-venous-insufficiency/1020991/113 "2025-07-19T02:05:06Z")

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Yeah, yeah. We all know _penis_ rhymes with _venous_.

I imagine at his age, Trump has many insufficiencies.  
Some he’s had since age 3, notwithstanding.

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### Author: ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2025, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-been-diagnosed-with-chronic-venous-insufficiency/1020991/114 "2025-07-19T12:50:46Z")

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> [@Tatterdemalion](#):
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> There is a least one obituary I will read with great pleasure.

What is the line from _The Lion in Winter_? that Eleanor says about one of Henry’s more prominent mistresses?

“I prayed for her to drop, and danced a bit when she did. But no, I didn’t kill her.”

That sums up my feelings.

Unless, of course, I should get diagnosed with one of those Hollywood terminal illnesses, where I appear to be, and function as though, in perfect health for five months and three weeks, then am on my deathbed for a week, while family gather round, and make hilarious wisecracks to relieve the tension. I’m hiring Tina Fey to write my deathbed scene.

Anyway, I have a plan for those five months and three weeks.

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#### Post date: [July 19, 2025, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-been-diagnosed-with-chronic-venous-insufficiency/1020991/115 "2025-07-19T19:14:21Z")

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And then we have President Mike Johnson, I think.

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> **WHAT??**
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> Somebody _covered up_ the president’s medical issue? 😱

Unfortunately a book about _this_ Presidential cover-up will do nothing at all to please the corporate owner of CNN. (So, no book.)

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#### Post date: [July 20, 2025, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-been-diagnosed-with-chronic-venous-insufficiency/1020991/117 "2025-07-20T11:12:04Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> **WHAT??**
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> Somebody _covered up_ the president’s medical issue? 😱

I know, right?

I, for one, was shocked! _SHOCKED_, I tell you!

I read the book referred to, and I couldn’t believe it! Wilson’s wife Edith pretty much ran things after Wilson had a stroke in 1919-- which means she was running things in 1920, when women’s suffrage was finally ratified.

And that’s just for starters.

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> I doubt Trump is there yet, and most people don’t get there, but the PT to rehab from an amputation, even a below-the-knee one, is a full-time job.

“Both legs amputated, and still 6’3” - how much healthier can you get?"

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At least amputation will take care of his “bone spurs”!

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I saw some picture today where his hands looked tiny but with really fat sausage fingers.  
I figured it was altered, but it was hilarious.  
Gave me a giggle.  
😊

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