# Trump has COVID! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 2, 2020, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-covid/922022 "2020-10-02T10:56:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-covid/922022/362 "2020-10-04T12:32:36Z")
> [@outlierrn](#): > > I wish him a full recovery, just not a speedy one. This. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-covid/922022/363 "2020-10-04T12:45:29Z")
I’m on Twitter and two pretty liberal message boards and yours was the funniest meme I’ve seen all week. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-covid/922022/364 "2020-10-04T13:10:29Z")
I’m out of town this weekend, but apparently a bunch of Trump’s cult have descended on DC not wearing masks to protest logical outcomes of behavior. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-covid/922022/365 "2020-10-04T13:17:44Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > > [@Turki-lurki](#): > > > > … if the bastard dies they should bury him with a mask on. Face down. With a stake through his heart. > > And with his butt sticking out of the ground, so I’ll have a place to park my bicycle when I arrive to piss and dance on his grave simultaneously. I hate to think what could fly up in your face as you pedaled away. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-covid/922022/366 "2020-10-04T13:36:44Z")
Better make it two stakes. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-covid/922022/367 "2020-10-04T13:37:25Z")
China is now calling it the White House Virus. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-covid/922022/368 "2020-10-04T14:05:29Z")
@JohnT: Ahahahahahahahahahaha! That will definitely be shared! ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-covid/922022/369 "2020-10-04T14:15:24Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > And with his butt sticking out of the ground, so I’ll have a place to park my bicycle when I arrive to piss and dance on his grave simultaneously. 🤣 🤣 Oh, thank you for that! I needed it! Now pass me the eye bleach. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-covid/922022/370 "2020-10-04T14:29:53Z")
Walter Reed Doctor to White House Staffer, “There’s been no brain wave activity for a substantial time. His heart cannot beat on its own.” WHS, “Great, I call his limo and we’ll schedule a news conference.” Doc, “I don’t think you understood what I said.” WHS, "I did, situation normal and the campaign is back on. Woohoo!) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-covid/922022/371 "2020-10-04T14:47:16Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > WHS, "I did, **situation normal** and the campaign is back on. Woohoo!) All fucked up? ---
**Author:** ![Jumpbass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jumpbass/32/147_2.png) [@Jumpbass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jumpbass)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-covid/922022/372 "2020-10-04T14:57:07Z")
I feel dense. I don’t get it. I got the Rose garden crowd, but who’s the kid? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-covid/922022/373 "2020-10-04T14:59:45Z")
[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QUYKSWQmkrg/hqdefault.jpg "The Sixth Sense ..... I See Dead People ...scene") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUYKSWQmkrg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-covid/922022/374 "2020-10-04T15:00:09Z")
> [@Jumpbass](#): > > I feel dense. I don’t get it. I got the Rose garden crowd, but who’s the kid?  From the movie The Sixth Sense - “I see dead people…” Ninja’d while editing! ---
**Author:** ![Jumpbass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jumpbass/32/147_2.png) [@Jumpbass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jumpbass)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-covid/922022/375 "2020-10-04T15:01:14Z")
Right. Got it. Thanks. (I didn’t see the movie. Don’t worry, I knew about the spoiler.) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-covid/922022/376 "2020-10-04T15:01:53Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > China is now calling it the White House Virus. oh SNAP! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-covid/922022/377 "2020-10-04T15:30:05Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > LOL!!! > > [Extra text so discobot allows me to post] An excuse for the **Snowboarder Bo** gambit? ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-covid/922022/378 "2020-10-04T15:58:20Z")
Notice of meme acquisition. I intend to spread this to my (few) followers, because damn, is that on point and funny as hell. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-covid/922022/379 "2020-10-04T16:07:30Z")
Damn! The docs at WR are talking about sending him home tomorrow. He’s not only going to survive this, but come out smelling like a rose! DAMNDAMNDAMN! 🤬 > **[What Bolsonaro’s COVID-19 Case Tells Us About Trump’s](https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2020/10/donald-trump-jair-bolsonaro-coronavirus/616602/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A%2BTheAtlantic%2B%28The%2BAtlantic%2B-%2BMaster%2BFeed%29)** > > Donald Trump’s political cousin in Brazil has followed the populist playbook to a T. It’s worked wonders for him. This bastard survived it and his ratings went up! Grrrrr! ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-covid/922022/380 "2020-10-04T16:12:15Z")
Well that same doctor said this: "Conley, asked why he was so cagey on Sat, says he was trying to reflect the team’s “upbeat attitude” and didn’t want to “steer the course of illness in another direction.” “In doing so, it came off that we were trying to hide something, which wasn’t necessarily true.” Odds that he’s being truthful are not great. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-covid/922022/381 "2020-10-04T16:12:36Z")
Of all possible outcomes, this is one of the worst. President Rat bastard will not isolate himself, and more will die. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-covid/922022.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-covid/922022.md?page=20)