# Trump has no shame (or soul)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-no-shame-or-soul/838491>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 11, 2019, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-no-shame-or-soul/838491 "2019-08-11T02:54:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2019, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-no-shame-or-soul/838491/81 "2019-08-13T01:59:20Z")

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Also a thread derailment. Carry on. 🙂

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2019, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-no-shame-or-soul/838491/82 "2019-08-13T02:05:00Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> I hope his grave will be accessible to the public. Then I can leave a bouquet of stinkweed on it and rig up some kind of squirter hose so I can spray pee on it.

I’ll be there, with a bottle of whisky and a full bladder.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2019, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-no-shame-or-soul/838491/83 "2019-08-13T03:52:55Z")

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> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> Great point!
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> TMI Department: Nothing makes my rhubarb plants happier than when I give them a little squat before a gentle rain. 😃

I knew there was a reason I never ate rhubarb pie.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2019, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-no-shame-or-soul/838491/84 "2019-08-13T04:15:11Z")

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> [@garygnu](#):
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> The Turmp Library will never be completed. Its construction will be a never ending money laundering operation.

That’s what I was thinking. I picture Trump raising tens of millions of dollars for his library, and promising it will be the best presidential library ever. Ten years later it still hasn’t been built, but there are nine more golf holes at Mar-A-Lago.

Who is it who actually oversees the creation of a president’s library? Trump doesn’t have the attention span to get it done, and once he’s out of office no one else needs to suck up to him that much.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2019, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-no-shame-or-soul/838491/85 "2019-08-13T04:18:45Z")

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> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> Great point!
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> TMI Department: Nothing makes my rhubarb plants happier than when I give them a little squat before a gentle rain. 😃

Peter, Paul and Mary, please let that be a pee squat.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2019, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-no-shame-or-soul/838491/86 "2019-08-13T14:29:42Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> Who is it who actually oversees the creation of a president’s library? Trump doesn’t have the attention span to get it done, and once he’s out of office no one else needs to suck up to him that much.

National Archives and Records Administration is custodian of the documents and collections that are US property (meaning just about everything that crosses his desk on account of being POTUS including gifts above some value). The library facility itself does NOT have to be built/run by NARA, by it can be a public entity, an academic institution, a local agency, an NGO or a joint effort. If it is to be run by NARA than there is a provision for the Archivist to arrange for a privately funded endowment so the government is not on the hook for all the construction and maintenance.

The Obama Presidential Center will be the first one since Hoover which will NOT be operated by NARA but rather by the U of Chicago and the Obama Foundation. The National Archive will be providing digital access to the records but retain the physical custody of the presidential papers. (ISTM the Trumps would be the kind of people to try to weasel into having the government pay for all of it but themselves control and run it for a profit. )

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2019, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-no-shame-or-soul/838491/87 "2019-08-13T16:06:51Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> I’ll be there, with a bottle of whisky and a full bladder.

We’ll have to be discreet, especially if the party is still in power and defacing Dear Leader’s tomb would result in grave consequences.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2019, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-no-shame-or-soul/838491/88 "2019-08-13T16:11:32Z")

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> [@KarlGauss](#):
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> [Here is the President of the United States of America](http://www.5forty.news/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/trumps-photo-op-with-the-orphaned-el-paso-baby-was-the-smallest-moment-of-his-presidency.jpg) grinning and giving a thumbs-up to his fans while he holds the two-month-old orphaned son of two Americans whose murders his bile fomented.

Why wouldn’t he be grinning? Separating children from their parents is SOP for him.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2019, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-no-shame-or-soul/838491/89 "2019-08-13T17:08:33Z")

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> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> Great point!
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> TMI Department: Nothing makes my rhubarb plants happier than when I give them a little squat before a gentle rain. 😃

> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> Also a thread derailment. Carry on. 🙂

Holy fucking shit, a few minutes earlier and that would have derailed my lunch, too! Missed it by that much.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2019, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-no-shame-or-soul/838491/90 "2019-08-13T17:56:59Z")

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I understand the inclination to piss on Tan the Conman’s grave, but hasn’t it already been established that he enjoys getting pissed on? Have to come up with some other means of demeaning the scum.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2019, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-no-shame-or-soul/838491/91 "2019-08-13T18:04:04Z")

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I would be willing to shit in a Baggie, carry it reverentially to the gravesite, and tip it over the mound.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2019, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-no-shame-or-soul/838491/92 "2019-08-13T18:19:28Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> I knew there was a reason I never ate rhubarb pie.

Admittedly, I avoid having that conversation over rhubarb pie when folks exclaim over the robustness of my rhubarb stalks.

> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> Peter, Paul and Mary, please let that be a pee squat.

Good heavens, I’m not a barbarian! Yes, a pee squat. And only now and again. Also works great for any citrus or avocado tree if one is lucky enough to have them. **Sherrerd** is right. We do waste an awful lot of perfectly good urea fertilizer in this country in the face of shortages around the world.

> [@bobot](#):
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> Holy fucking shit, a few minutes earlier and that would have derailed my lunch, too! Missed it by that much.

Rats. I do aim to please. 😃

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2019, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-no-shame-or-soul/838491/93 "2019-08-13T19:02:24Z")

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> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> Yes, a pee squat. And only now and again. Also works great for any citrus or avocado tree if one is lucky enough to have them.

And for pretty much any other growing thing that can use nitrogen, although it’s better to dilute it with water in about a 10:1 ratio to avoid “fertilizer burn”, especially for tender plants.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2019, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-no-shame-or-soul/838491/94 "2019-08-13T19:08:37Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> …  
> Trump doesn’t have the attention span to get it done, and once he’s out of office no one else needs to suck up to him that much.

It would actually be the one thing he can keep his attention on: a shrine to himself. Unfortunately, there will always be a long line of sycophants and narcissistic wannabees prostrating themselves for him, even if they have to worship him with prison plexiglass between them.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2019, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-no-shame-or-soul/838491/95 "2019-08-13T19:14:56Z")

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> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> You’d need to rent out breathing apparatus to withstand the stench of piss.
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> The proceeds could go to defray the minimal costs of processing refugees who seek legal asylum at our borders. I suspect the program would run at a budget surplus.

> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> Further funds could be generated by mass processing of the urea deposited in the soil at the base of the wall-section, for use as a nitrogen-release fertilizer.
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> Not the most pleasant of work, of course—but surely fitting.

And someone could do a brisk business selling coffee and beer…

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2019, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-no-shame-or-soul/838491/96 "2019-08-13T20:04:21Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> We’ll have to be discreet, especially if the party is still in power and defacing Dear Leader’s tomb would result in grave consequences.

Oooooohhhhhhh! GRAVE consequences! 😃

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2019, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-no-shame-or-soul/838491/97 "2019-08-13T20:05:09Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> However, I’d like to see Trump’s memorial be…that his name is never mentioned again.
> 
> [Pan's Labyrinth - Wikiquote](https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Pan%27s_Labyrinth)

I would like his surname excised from the language, but I can’t figure out a good term to replace how the word-his-name-is is used in card games.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2019, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-no-shame-or-soul/838491/98 "2019-08-13T21:23:53Z")

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This shitty President makes me feel so cold. He’s got so many people, but he’s got no soul.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2019, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-no-shame-or-soul/838491/99 "2019-08-14T00:40:22Z")

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> [@zamboniracer](#):
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> I would like his surname excised from the language, but I can’t figure out a good term to replace how the word-his-name-is is used in card games.

Possibly Mueller’s slip of the tongue during his most recent testimony could become popular:

NORTH: One heart.  
EAST: Pass.  
SOUTH: Pass.  
WEST: Two no trimp.

It could work!

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**Author:** ![Skypist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skypist/32/169_2.png) [@Skypist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skypist)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2019, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-no-shame-or-soul/838491/100 "2019-08-14T00:43:15Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> What could possibly be in it? The fucker doesn’t read and probably can’t read. His briefings have to be condensed to pictures and captions and he generally skips those in favor of watching Fox. I suppose you could have a Hall of Tweets but that would be about it.

A bunch of pop-up picture books, which is his current reading level.

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