# Trump has Uncontrollable Fecal Incontinence? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 30, 2020, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333 "2020-10-30T18:27:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/21 "2020-10-30T19:45:33Z")
> [@Two\_Many\_Cats2](#): > > Just to be clear, I wouldn’t count it against Trump if it were true. I’m just not sure that it is. I’d totally hold it against him, because he’s been very unkind to others with any sort of medical issue (such as [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX9reO3QnUA&feature=youtu.be&t=18)) and he claims to be super-healthy. So fuck him. ---
**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/22 "2020-10-30T19:47:14Z")
> [@Hari\_Seldon](#): > > > [@running\_coach](#): > > > > Seriously, you would think _someone_ would have remarked on the stench that would surround him. > > This. The day the left starts sounding like the right is the day I stop identifying with the left. Or to quote the Votemaster: “This doesn’t pass the smell test.” Yeah, there’s no need to stoop to Trump’s level. Not for some “they go low we go high” strategy to win over voters, but because our ideas should stand or fall on their own merit, without ridiculous shit flinging to try and sabotage your opponent. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/23 "2020-10-30T20:02:42Z")
> [@Babale](#): > > Yeah, there’s no need to stoop to Trump’s level. Not for some “they go low we go high” strategy to win over voters, but because our ideas should stand or fall on their own merit, without ridiculous shit flinging to try and sabotage your opponent. I think there is overall agreement with that sentiment in this thread. Yet here we all are. The incontinence itself is not relevant, but if it were the result of drug addiction, obviously the addiction would be. Color me unconvinced, though. I don’t think a drug addiction hypothesis is needed to explain Trump’s behavior. It would also be hypocritical of him to brag about how healthy is if he suffers from a serious chronic condition. But if that were the worst example of his lying, I could live with that. ---
**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/24 "2020-10-30T20:08:44Z")
he most certainly has diarrhea of the mouth. loves to hear himself talk ---
**Author:** ![Ziberian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/919ad9/32.png) [@Ziberian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ziberian)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/25 "2020-10-30T20:29:19Z")
I’ve seen a couple videos of bits of white blowing out of his nose while he’s speaking. Maybe they’re doctored, but if not, he’s putting something up his nose. And there’s a photo of his office with an open drawer filled with Adderall packages. I’m too lazy to look for links, and it may all be fiction, but maybe not. Is this something we should care about? Maybe not, but I think we all want some explanation for his malevolence beyond ‘he’s a terrible person’. Nothing says it can’t be both, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/26 "2020-10-30T20:31:56Z")
I’m as anti-Trump as anyone, but if you’re > [@Ziberian](#): > > too lazy to look for links then these allegations are just as worthless as the crap that comes out of Trump’s mouth. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/27 "2020-10-30T20:33:22Z")
Fascinating how these sort of rumors are completely fine to spread yet suggesting something about Biden is trolling. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/28 "2020-10-30T20:33:59Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Fascinating how these sort of rumors are completely fine to spread yet suggesting something about Biden is trolling. - You must have missed all the shooting down going on in the thread. ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/29 "2020-10-30T20:34:04Z")
> [@CairoCarol](#): > > Drug addiction doesn’t cause narcissism; that’s a personality disorder. Though I suppose addiction could amplify the associated behaviors. True. But addicts tend to be both completely self-absorbed and extremely insecure at the same time. So, as I said here five years ago, if Trump isn’t an addict, he might as well be one, because he has all the traits. As others have said above, who cares if shit is coming out of his ass? Trump’s entire essence is shit–bullshit, to be exact. It’s the shit that comes from his mouth (and the mouths of his sycophants) which we need to address. This nation will never be vindicated until Trump is forced to admit to all the suckers who support him that _everything_ he does is a two-bit, bullshit dog-and-pony show, and that they are all his dupes. ---
**Author:** ![Ziberian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/919ad9/32.png) [@Ziberian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ziberian)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/30 "2020-10-30T20:38:38Z")
> [@Babale](#): > > I’m as anti-Trump as anyone, but if you’re > > > [@Ziberian](#): > > > > too lazy to look for links > > then these allegations are just as worthless as the crap that comes out of Trump’s mouth. Well, it takes less than a minute to find them on your own, if you’re interested. And these allegations don’t matter at all. I was just contributing to the discussion, not trying to prove it one way or the other. Because, once again, these allegations don’t matter at all, with or without links to what may or may not be doctored video. ---
**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/31 "2020-10-30T20:41:27Z")
JAQing off is just as flawed a debate technique when it targets Trump as when it targets Biden. We call out JAQing off about Hunter’s laptop; I’ll call it out when I see it in regards to Trump as well. ---
**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/32 "2020-10-30T20:43:23Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > > [@octopus](#): > > > > Fascinating how these sort of rumors are completely fine to spread yet suggesting something about Biden is trolling. - > > You must have missed all the shooting down going on in the thread. Some people never let reality get in the way of their persecution complex. See the War on Christmas, or half the posts in ATMB. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2020, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/33 "2020-10-31T03:47:15Z")
_ **Moderating** _ While this is about the President, it seems more appropriate to the Pit, rather than Politics & Elections. Moving thread. ---
**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2020, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/34 "2020-10-31T04:03:02Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > _ **Moderating** _ > > While this is about the President, it seems more appropriate to the Pit, rather than Politics & Elections. > > Moving thread Great! Now that we’re in the pit, let me make it clear: [quote=“Babale, post:32, topic:924333”] > [@running\_coach](#): > > > [@octopus](#): > > > > > Fascinating how these sort of rumors are completely fine to spread yet suggesting something about Biden is trolling. - > > > [/quote] > > > > > > You must have missed all the shooting down going on in the thread. > > Some people never let reality get in the way of their persecution complex. See the War on Christmas, or half the posts in ATMB Octoputz is a fantastic example of a moron who never lets reality get in the way of his persecution complex. I predict he will be along shortly, complaining that this thread being move is evidence that we are all bees or something 🐝 🐝 🍯 🐝 ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2020, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/35 "2020-10-31T09:48:03Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Fascinating how these sort of rumors are completely fine to spread yet suggesting something about Biden is trolling. Well, you know how us hive minders are. All that buzzing gets amplified in the echo chamber, so we have to come up with a new unmerited complaint about Jesus Trump. PRAISE SOROS! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2020, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/36 "2020-10-31T09:57:14Z")
I understand that on “The Apprentice,” Mr. Trump played his fart quite well. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2020, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/37 "2020-10-31T10:43:54Z")
Maybe, maybe not. But I do know that the more diapers you can put on an asshole, the better. We know he’s an asshole. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2020, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/38 "2020-10-31T12:47:15Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Fascinating how these sort of rumors are completely fine to spread yet suggesting something about Biden is trolling.- First time I’ve ever agreed with a statement you’ve made. There are so many documented atrocities regarding Trump, there’s no need to float unproven crap. _ **VOTE** _ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2020, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/39 "2020-10-31T12:52:30Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > Maybe, maybe not. But I do know that the more diapers you can put on an asshole, the better. We know he’s an asshole. A large cork would be more effective. Either end. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2020, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/40 "2020-10-31T14:27:30Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > A large cork would be more effective. Either end. I heard this joke as a child, and I recall the punchline was more visual. But anyway, here’s a version I found: > 3 scientists were sitting around the lab getting drunk one day when one turned to the others and asked, “What would happen if we put a giant cork up an elephants butt for a month?” Well none of them knew for certain so they decided to try it out. They gathered an elephant and a giant cork together in a cage. The first scientist said, “I’m not putting the cork up there.” The second scientist said, “I’m not putting the cork up there.” The third scientist said, “Let’s train a monkey to do it.” So they got a monkey and trained him to the task. The monkey entered the cage and inserted the cork. A month went by, and on the last day of the month the scientist gathered with a reporter to document the event. The first scientist said, “I’m not going to pull that cork out.” The second scientist said, “Well I’m not going to do it.” The third scientist said, “Let’s train the monkey to do it.” So they showed the monkey what to do and sent him into the cage. The monkey pulled out the cork and there was crap everywhere. The reporter walked up to the scientists and asked what they had learned. The first scientist said, “All I saw was a whole lot of crap.” The second scientist said, “I am amazed by the giant amounts of crap.” The third scientist said, “All I saw was that poor little monkey trying to put the cork back in.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333.md?page=3)