# Trump has Uncontrollable Fecal Incontinence? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 30, 2020, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333 "2020-10-30T18:27:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2020, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/41 "2020-10-31T14:41:29Z")
Oh. I thought this thread was going to be about how he wasn’t completely recovered from COVID-19, since it can cause diarrhea. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/42 "2020-11-01T02:38:14Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > I’d totally hold it against him, because he’s been very unkind to others with any sort of medical issue (such as [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX9reO3QnUA&feature=youtu.be&t=18)) and he claims to be super-healthy. So fuck him. Indeed. I would love to see someone rub his face in it. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/43 "2020-11-01T03:49:09Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Indeed. I would love to see someone rub his face in it. While hitting him with a rolled-up newspaper. Wait! Do those exist? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/44 "2020-11-01T07:24:10Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > While hitting him with a rolled-up newspaper. > > Wait! Do those exist? A roll of paper towels would suffice. ---
**Author:** ![agzem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@agzem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/agzem)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/45 "2020-11-01T13:44:30Z")
> **[Did President Trump Experience Diarrhea on a Golf Course?](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-diarrhea-golf-course/)** > > A widely circulated photograph was a stain on the presidential image. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/46 "2020-11-01T14:01:23Z")
# [Trump has Uncontrollable Fecal Incontinence?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333) I certainly hope so. Pay back is a bitch. It’s a start. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_was\_in\_Saudi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Paul\_was\_in\_Saudi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_was_in_Saudi)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/47 "2020-11-01T14:12:25Z")
I don’t know. None of my business. We have some medicos hereabouts who may offer professional opinions. I note there is a famous golfing photo of him in white shorts. I would not wear white shorts if I had such a condition. He seems to wear a suit with a coat an awful lot. That might be an indication in the other direction. He rarely eats with anyone much more than family. He rarely eats out. On the other hand, he avoids leaving home except to visit locations well-known to him. He said he “likes to sleep in his own bed.” There may be more to it than that. His age would be a risk factor, I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/48 "2020-11-01T14:19:54Z")
> [@Paul\_was\_in\_Saudi](#): > > I note there is a famous golfing photo of him in white shorts. I would not wear white shorts if I had such a condition. If it’s the photo I’m thinking of, I find it very disturbing. Not that there’s a [fake] buttstain (which there isn’t), but that he clearly wears tighty-whities. I don’t need to know that, and I can’t un-see it. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/49 "2020-11-01T16:21:39Z")
As much as I don’t want to know details of Trump’s bowels, I’d really like to know why he drinks water so strangely. Every time I see him take a sip of water, it looks like he’s never handled a glass before. ---
**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/50 "2020-11-01T16:27:04Z")
“Now remember, D’n’lt, Earth water is deadly to our kind. Be very careful not to let it seep into any potential openings on your human flesh-mask.” ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/51 "2020-11-01T16:51:08Z")
^Exactly, that’s what it looks like. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/52 "2020-11-01T16:58:45Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > As much as I don’t want to know details of Trump’s bowels, I’d really like to know why he drinks water so strangely. > > Every time I see him take a sip of water, it looks like he’s never handled a glass before. - For those private drinking moments, he has “sippers”. In public, he’s on his own. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/53 "2020-11-01T18:55:58Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > As much as I don’t want to know details of Trump’s bowels, I’d really like to know why he drinks water so strangely. > > Every time I see him take a sip of water, it looks like he’s never handled a glass before. I have an essential tremor (that’s been only moderately helped by deep brain stimulus probes in my head). I occasionally have to pick up a drinking glass that way. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/54 "2020-11-01T19:38:05Z")
That can’t be Trump’s problem, though. We were told by his physician that he is the healthiest president ever. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/55 "2020-11-01T22:50:01Z")
man woman person camera tv ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/56 "2020-11-01T23:09:58Z")
Reminds of when he was so proud of having passed the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, when that meant only that he wasn’t senile. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/57 "2020-11-02T04:19:32Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > man woman person camera tv What a memory, even two months later! You should be President! ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/58 "2020-11-02T06:11:12Z")
I doubt if Trump is incontinent, for he gushes so much defecate derision out of his mouth on a constant basis that he would die of dehydration if he were to also dribble out of his asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333/59 "2020-11-02T11:24:49Z")
Could be some type of medication he IS taking (he does have heart problems and such, IIRC) A lot of medication can make you really thirsty. I can definitely vouch for that. Otherwise, I’d rather not think about whether or not Trump’s incontinent. _shudder_🤮 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-has-uncontrollable-fecal-incontinence/924333.md?page=2)