# Trump indicted

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [March 30, 2023, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904 "2023-03-30T22:56:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/212 "2023-03-31T16:10:53Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> In legal terms, no, he has no choice:
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> > A Person charged in any State with Treason, Felony, or other Crime, who shall flee from Justice, and be found in another State, shall on Demand of the executive Authority of the State from which he fled, be delivered up, to be removed to the State having Jurisdiction of the Crime.  
> > –US Constitution, Article IV, Section 2

Well sure but… What if he didn’t? Republicans don’t have to follow the law - for them this is a feature not a bug.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/213 "2023-03-31T16:11:19Z")

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Moderating:

> [@Cervaise](#):
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> I prefer the expression “barely dangling mushroom.”

Ok, let’s leave off with the gratuitous hijacks. I’ve been loose with moderation in this thread due to the high emotions running as a result of Trump’s indictment, but let’s try to get back to posting relevant information in this and other P&E threads. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/214 "2023-03-31T16:11:29Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> [x.com](https://mobile.twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/1641594682298736640)
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> Sounds like this reaches far beyond Stormy.

Everyone always forgets that most of the news about all the bad things happening to Trump are sourced from Team Trump. That gives them the ability to shape the news cycle to their benefit. For example, they can turn a case that’s largely about business fraud into a case that’s mostly about paying a woman to keep a private affair private.

And then you simply continue to pretend that that’s all it is because it’s how most of everyone has been taught to think about that case, before they lost most of their interest.

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**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/215 "2023-03-31T16:19:42Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> He’s not being indicted for paying hush money (which is not against the law, by the way). He’s being indicted for calling it a campaign expense, which IS illegal. Try to keep up.

Why can’t I see the post from this (@ActionJackson) poster that’s prompted all the replies? I don’t have them blocked. Have they been banned already?

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/216 "2023-03-31T16:21:20Z")

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I’m wondering if DeSantis might be playing at least 2-D chess here. Maybe his real audience in making that statement wasn’t the MAGAt rubes but Trump himself, trying to encourage him to dig in deeper and make the Really Stupid Choice.

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/217 "2023-03-31T16:21:57Z")

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Yep. Like certain mayflies, he had only an 18 hour lifespan.

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**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/218 "2023-03-31T16:24:00Z")

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Still, don’t posts from banned posters still appear in threads with BANNED showing by their name?

(Not that I really care to read their post – I can gather from the replies what it said.)

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/219 "2023-03-31T16:25:22Z")

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In egregious cases they are simply wiped from the board, or as we say “cornfielded”.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/220 "2023-03-31T16:28:14Z")

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> [@Akaj](#):
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> Still, don’t posts from banned posters still appear in threads with BANNED showing by their name?

In the case of longtime posters, yes. If it’s what the mods determine is clearly a trock, coming back under a new name to just grief, they typically cornfield everything that was posted under the trock name, including the account itself.

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**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/221 "2023-03-31T16:32:16Z")

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Got it, thanks! /hijack

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**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/222 "2023-03-31T16:40:19Z")

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Would a bounty hunter be allowed to arrest him? I mean, bad idea given the Secret Service protection, but could they in theory?

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/223 "2023-03-31T16:43:11Z")

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> [@BeepKillBeep](#):
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> Would a bounty hunter be allowed to arrest him?

I would definitely watch that episode.

> **[Dog the Bounty Hunter](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_the_Bounty_Hunter)**
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> Dog the Bounty Hunter is an American reality television series which aired on A&E and chronicled Duane "Dog" Chapman's experiences as a bounty hunter. With a few exceptions, the series took place in Hawaii or Dog's home state of Colorado.
> On May 21, 2012, A&E canceled the series after eight seasons. The series began airing in syndication on September 16, 2013. Dog and his wife, Beth Chapman, then starred in a spin-off series, Dog and Beth: On the Hunt on CMT, before that series ended in August...

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**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/224 "2023-03-31T16:44:45Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> The range I see on the 3 different 757 variants would drop the plane into the Atlantic ocean.

It can’t be more than 5,000 miles. I think 787 Dreamliners are used for transatlantic flights. Trump Force One is a 757 with a range of only 3,300 miles, so that plane couldn’t be used.

~Max

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/225 "2023-03-31T16:47:47Z")

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> [@BeepKillBeep](#):
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> Would a bounty hunter be allowed to arrest him?

That’s for people who skip bail. If he never shows up and thus never has bail imposed, a bounty hunter wouldn’t come into play. (they’re hired by bail bondsmen to avoid forfeiture of the bail bond)

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**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/226 "2023-03-31T16:56:36Z")

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I doubt Trump would even have bail imposed. New York had significant bail reform like three years ago, so for a nonviolent white-collar crime like this, and no criminal history, where he responds to a summons, they would probably release him on his own recognizance.

Plus, he’s not going anywhere… the Trump Organization is headquartered in New York, no?

~Max

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/227 "2023-03-31T17:00:40Z")

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I like this form of coverage.

> <https://twitter.com/QueensEagle/status/1641566805515808771?s=20>

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**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/228 "2023-03-31T17:01:09Z")

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I think he’s a Florida man, now. We accept him, we accept him, one of us, one of us! Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble!

~Max

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**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/229 "2023-03-31T17:07:33Z")

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This is the gift that keeps on giving. While on my computer or my phone, casually surfing the net, every few minutes “Trump Indicted” pops up and I “hawhaw” a la Nelson.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/230 "2023-03-31T17:15:42Z")

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What are the odds that Trump posts something on social media that will end up being used against him in court between the arraignment next week and the start of the trial?

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/231 "2023-03-31T17:21:02Z")

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> “I never thought they’d lock HIM up,” sobbed a distraught member of the Lock Her Up Party.

Props to [Betty Cracker of the Balloon Juice blog](https://balloon-juice.com/2023/03/31/friday-morning-open-thread-let-us-savor-2/?updated=1680278371#comment-8803120) for this one!

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