# Trump indicted

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [March 30, 2023, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904 "2023-03-30T22:56:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![JacobSwan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@JacobSwan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JacobSwan)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/101 "2023-03-31T09:13:37Z")

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A policeman came up to me with tear gas in his hands, he said to me ‘Sir, Mr President Sir, please put down the broken table leg, no one needs to get hurt’.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/102 "2023-03-31T09:44:28Z")

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Of course, [Fox News is taking the story well.](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/trump-indictment-fox-news-jesse-watters-1234706684/)

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**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/103 "2023-03-31T10:08:21Z")

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Anybody know when the indictment will be unsealed? I would think at the arraignment – they have to tell Trump what he’s being charged with, so we’ll find out as well. Right? @Aspenglow ?

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**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/104 "2023-03-31T11:08:51Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Manhattan grand jury has indicted Trump.

“Happy days are here again  
The skies above are clear again  
So let’s sing a song of cheer again  
Happy days are here again!!”  
❤ 🧡 💚 💙 🤎 🖤

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/106 "2023-03-31T11:26:16Z")

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[![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/media.youthradio.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/6108194898_5e278e8974_b-300x168.jpg) ](https://s3.amazonaws.com/media.youthradio.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/6108194898_5e278e8974_b-300x168.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/108 "2023-03-31T11:31:58Z")

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So you’re saying that Trump and Clinton should both be indicted, then?

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/109 "2023-03-31T11:34:26Z")

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Please provide cites for these claims, but maybe in a different thread? I would be interested in seeing your cites for hush money and other crimes by Biden and Clinton, laid out logically, in their own thread. Thanks!

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/111 "2023-03-31T11:39:57Z")

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If they committed crimes, I’m in favor of them being prosecuted. The Republicans have congress - let’s see if they can put up. I bet they can’t produce a single shred of evidence, but we’ll see.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/112 "2023-03-31T11:40:16Z")

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So are you saying that neither Trump or Clinton did anything wrong, or that both of them did something wrong?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/114 "2023-03-31T11:41:01Z")

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So you’re saying that Clinton was the victim of a witch hunt, then?

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/115 "2023-03-31T11:41:39Z")

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In America we have rule of law - if someone broke the law, even if they’re a former president, they should be prosecuted.

Your cite-free feelings about bias and persecution are irrelevant to the rule of law.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/117 "2023-03-31T11:43:14Z")

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I’m all for it, if they broke the law.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/118 "2023-03-31T11:43:47Z")

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An out of court settlement isn’t hush money. And, that’s the last time I respond to your hijack.

Anyway, back to Trump – how many people in his inner circle were convicted or pleaded guilty? Is it a record for any administration?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/119 "2023-03-31T11:44:35Z")

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So what you’re telling us is that Trump did nothing wrong, and Clinton and Biden did the exact same thing, and they should go to jail for it.

Is that right?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/121 "2023-03-31T11:48:05Z")

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Aren’t the pubbies against mail-in ballots?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/122 "2023-03-31T11:48:42Z")

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So you don’t object to Trump being punished for his crimes, then.

Glad we’ve got that sorted.

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/125 "2023-03-31T11:56:39Z")

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I believe that Biden and Clinton should face the rule of law if they’ve committed any crimes.

Do you believe Trump et al should face the rule of law if they’ve committed any crimes?

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/127 "2023-03-31T12:02:22Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I would love to see the mug shot.

When they process him, are his height and weight going to be on the public record?

> [@DocCathode](#):
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> When I heard the news, I literally and actually stood up, sang a little song, and danced for joy.

I burst into a laugh that combined the best of Vincent Price, various incarnations of the Master, and the Joker as voiced by Mark Hamill.

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/128 "2023-03-31T12:04:19Z")

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Great. We’re in unison.

Now, let the rule of law proceed against Trump.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-indicted/981904/129 "2023-03-31T12:07:31Z")

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Wow. So all District Attorneys must be tools of the Deep State- even the DAs in the reddest of States. We’re fucked.

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