# Trump is 100% right about one thing... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 22, 2018, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-100-right-about-one-thing/820061 "2018-08-22T18:51:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-100-right-about-one-thing/820061/1 "2018-08-22T18:51:14Z")
“My mom made the greatest turkey” This guy just keeps getting stranger and stranger. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/engxHpn_a5Q/maxresdefault.jpg "Trump within 30 seconds: "Congress, Nato deals, Cooking chicken, Thanksgiving turkey!!"") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=engxHpn_a5Q) ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-100-right-about-one-thing/820061/2 "2018-08-22T22:19:31Z")
That she cooked for 8 hours, he said? Bizarre. Maybe that’s how long it took her to tell the staff to start cooking until the time he sat down to eat. B/c no turkey’s that big and I can’t see Mama Trump smoking a turkey. He’s demented and the 25th Amendment needs to be pursued before he gets us in a nuclear war. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-100-right-about-one-thing/820061/3 "2018-08-22T22:21:11Z")
She gestated it. Isn’t that a pleasant thought. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-100-right-about-one-thing/820061/4 "2018-08-22T22:24:33Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > She gestated it. Isn’t that a pleasant thought. Yeah, I think that turkey took more like nine months. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-100-right-about-one-thing/820061/5 "2018-08-22T22:25:55Z")
> [@Nawth\_Chucka](#): > > He’s demented and the 25th Amendment needs to be pursued before he gets us in a nuclear war. With turkey? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-100-right-about-one-thing/820061/6 "2018-08-22T22:26:40Z")
If I had to eat nasty-assed dried out turkey that had cooked for eight hours, I’d be a bitter, nasty toad too. ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-100-right-about-one-thing/820061/7 "2018-08-22T23:10:27Z")
He probably eats his turkey with ketchup! ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-100-right-about-one-thing/820061/8 "2018-08-23T01:01:49Z")
I just don’t get how anyone can this this man is not on something or mentally out of his head. He acts like a coked up clown and the people just love him. Good lord. He is a hell of a salesman isn’t he? I mean I don’t know if he’s good at business or not but he is a master salesman. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-100-right-about-one-thing/820061/9 "2018-08-23T01:39:22Z")
Maybe she cooked it sous vide? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-100-right-about-one-thing/820061/10 "2018-08-23T03:05:44Z")
> [@Defensive\_Indifference](#): > > Maybe she cooked it sous vide? Only if “sous vide” means “using a Filipina cook”. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-100-right-about-one-thing/820061/11 "2018-08-23T03:42:09Z")
I weep for those jive turkeys. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-100-right-about-one-thing/820061/12 "2018-08-23T03:57:51Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > I weep for those jive turkeys. They’ve got to sass it. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-100-right-about-one-thing/820061/13 "2018-08-23T03:58:21Z")
> [@Defensive\_Indifference](#): > > Maybe she cooked it sous vide? You should be ashamed of yourself. (I laughed.) ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-100-right-about-one-thing/820061/14 "2018-08-23T05:34:28Z")
> [@Lucas\_Jackson](#): > > “My mom made the greatest turkey” She never had to go to the proctologist either, because she had a perfect asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-100-right-about-one-thing/820061/15 "2018-08-23T06:39:04Z")
Perfect asshole…_snort!_ ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-100-right-about-one-thing/820061/16 "2018-08-23T08:14:17Z")
You can pretty much follow his word association as he makes stuff up on the fly. “Deal’s not ready yet! Why? Time! What takes time? Gestating! What gestates? Chickens! What’s like chickens? Turkey! When do you eat turkey? Thanksgiving! Who cooks Thanksgiving? My mommy! How long’s a long time to wait for mommy to cook? Eight hours!” He has the thought process of a five-year-old. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-100-right-about-one-thing/820061/17 "2018-08-23T08:44:44Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > You can pretty much follow his word association as he makes stuff up on the fly. > > “Deal’s not ready yet! Why? Time! What takes time? Gestating! What gestates? Chickens! What’s like chickens? Turkey! When do you eat turkey? Thanksgiving! Who cooks Thanksgiving? My mommy! How long’s a long time to wait for mommy to cook? Eight hours!” > > He has the thought process of a five-year-old. That is your POTUS folks. Enjoy 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-100-right-about-one-thing/820061/18 "2018-08-24T01:36:54Z")
> [@kambuckta](#): > > That is your POTUS folks. Enjoy 😃 He’s not my president. Ugh. If they impeach him they’ll still have Pence. Why can’t they just admit they fucked up and move on, for fucks sake. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-100-right-about-one-thing/820061/19 "2018-08-24T06:03:34Z")
> [@Hopeful\_Crow](#): > > Perfect asshole…_snort!_ Perfect Assholes “Poot”. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-100-right-about-one-thing/820061/20 "2018-08-24T06:40:27Z")
His mother clearly made a turkey. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-100-right-about-one-thing/820061.md?page=2)