# Trump is a whiny little bitch man child

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 17, 2017, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849 "2017-05-17T16:45:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/21 "2017-05-17T18:54:11Z")

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> [@Typo\_Negative](#):
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> This couldn’t have gone into one of the other Trump threads? I mean, I agree, but still. It’s redundant.

He was just feeling neglected and wanted his very own participation trophy.

> [@SaneBill](#):
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> Projammer ? 10… 9… 8… 7…

1

Until the next snowflake needs a trophy.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/22 "2017-05-17T19:02:20Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Trump not fit to shovel shit from one place to another.

He outsourced it to Spicer, who was confused because Trump had pointed to a pile of shinola.

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**Author:** ![Beren\_Erchamion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/90ced4/32.png) [@Beren\_Erchamion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beren_Erchamion)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/23 "2017-05-17T19:09:31Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> He outsourced it to Spicer, who was confused because Trump had pointed to a pile of shinola.

OK, but do either of them trust whitey?

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/24 "2017-05-17T19:31:40Z")

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See a doctor and get rid of it.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/25 "2017-05-17T20:19:41Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> …  
> Goddamn, this man is stupid. Just dull-witted, uneducated, ignorant, uninformed, incapable of the kind of thought one expects of non-institutionalized adults in this world.
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> …

Hear, hear. It can’t be said enough.  
We must repeat.  
We must repeat.  
We must repeat.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/26 "2017-05-17T20:21:33Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> He outsourced it to Spicer, who was confused because Trump had pointed to a pile of shinola.

What’s the difference between shit and shinola? 😕😕😕

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/27 "2017-05-17T20:25:27Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> What’s the difference between shit and shinola? 😕😕😕

[Polishing](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/c5/3e/d8/c53ed8be22272cfc987a032ce399f476.jpg) a shoe with shit just raises a big stink.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/28 "2017-05-17T20:28:06Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Now complaining that no politician in history has been treated as unfairly as he has. :smack:
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> Goddamn, this man is stupid. Just dull-witted, uneducated, ignorant, uninformed, incapable of the kind of thought one expects of non-institutionalized adults in this world.
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> Donald, resign. You’re in over your head and your lack of intellectual capacity for the job has been completely exposed.
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> Or, you know, there are other options available to you if you don’t want to face the shame of resignation, impeachment or treason charges. You could end this right now.

The uniqueness of this thread is astounding.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/29 "2017-05-17T20:42:05Z")

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> [@Kobal2](#):
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> His whining is all the more amusing that he fancies himself an authoritarian strongman type. As for the way “the Media” treats you, Donnie, were you in cryosleep over the past 8 years ? Cause I’m pretty sure you were there, you birther little bitch. And that was with a President who, despite being admittedly guilty of multiple counts of blackness with intent, was competent at the job.

Agreed. I can’t raise a single mou of sorrow on behalf of Dear Leader after all the revolting abuse he heaped on Obama and others during Obama’s term.

I noticed he backs down bigly whenever in the presence of a real strong man or a strongman. He’s just a weenie trying to run with the big dogs. He never met a rule he wasn’t willing to bend or even many laws he wasn’t willing to break.

He thinks he’s wearing an Invisibility Cloak of Immunity with the presidency, meaning in his feeble mind, if you’re president, whatever you do isn’t illegal. It’s why he won’t quit.

We’ll see about that.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/30 "2017-05-17T20:47:26Z")

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Trump is right: no politician in history has been treated worse.

But no politician in history has arrived at the office of President so little prepared, and then made so many boneheaded decisions.

So there’s a REASON for the unprecedented treatment: the unprecedented incompetence.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/31 "2017-05-17T20:51:36Z")

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This is modern politics. If you want to run for office, much less hold office, you have to have a skin as thick as a rhino’s. Trump should have known that; he certainly participated in the attacks against other politicians. But he seemed to believe that when it was his turn, people would treat him with the deference he’s used to getting from his minions.

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/32 "2017-05-17T20:53:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Bricker]  
But no politician in history has arrived at the office of President so little prepared, and then made so many boneheaded decisions.  
[/QUOTE]

He was shockingly, mystifyingly, hell biblically ill prepared. I totally don’t get it. Did he think he could just wander into the White House with seemingly zero preparation, plans or real strategy and just, what? Wing it? :smack: They guy is a billionaire…he could have hired some consultants for literally what he makes in a few hours on the interest on his slush fund (hell, probably on his golf fees)! I get that he doesn’t want to spend HIS money (or something), but…is that better than looking like such an ill-prepared fool?

:smack::smack::smack:

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/33 "2017-05-17T20:55:59Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> Trump is right: no politician in history has been treated worse.

I think Abe has a good case.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/34 "2017-05-17T20:56:19Z")

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Every story about him from the White House is literally about how he is a little man child with a toddler’s attention span and a massive ego. This is a man who never grew up because he never had to.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/35 "2017-05-17T20:57:45Z")

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> [@wolfman](#):
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> I think Abe has a good case.

Too soon.

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**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/36 "2017-05-17T21:03:22Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> Trump is right: no politician in history has been treated worse.  
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> [@wolfman](#):
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> I think Abe has a good case.

🙂  
Yeah, they fucked over JFK pretty good, too.

(I see Bricker’s point, however.)

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**Author:** ![Fotheringay-Phipps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d9b06d/32.png) [@Fotheringay-Phipps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fotheringay-Phipps)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/37 "2017-05-17T21:04:44Z")

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> [@XT](#):
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> He was shockingly, mystifyingly, hell biblically ill prepared. I totally don’t get it. Did he think he could just wander into the White House with seemingly zero preparation, plans or real strategy and just, what? Wing it? :smack: They guy is a billionaire…he could have hired some consultants for literally what he makes in a few hours on the interest on his slush fund (hell, probably on his golf fees)! I get that he doesn’t want to spend HIS money (or something), but…is that better than looking like such an ill-prepared fool?

In his mind he’s already so great at being president that there’s no reason he should have to hire any consultants. The opposite - he himself could be a consultant to other people, what with his incredible negotiating skills etc.

> [@Chimera](#):
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> Every story about him from the White House is literally about how he is a little man child with a toddler’s attention span and a massive ego. This is a man who never grew up because he never had to.

Apparently his attention span is such that it’s hard for him to read anything longer or more complex than a single page of bullet points. He likes graphs and pictures.

In order to cope with this, his staff has taken to inserting his name as often as possible in reports they prepare for him. He likes reading about himself and this helps to hold his interest.

Bad press sets him off. The fear among his staff is that he will read or see nasty things about himself and then start spouting off on Twitter. When there’s bad press about, his staff provides him with some positive coverage of himself in the hope that this will keep him calm and stop him from flying off the handle and damaging himself even worse.

It’s incredible to read this stuff about the president of the US. It’s like what you might expect to see in a school write-up of some misbehaving kid.

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**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/38 "2017-05-17T21:10:08Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> Trump is right: no politician in history has been treated worse.

I don’t recall any people questioning his citizenship. Or thinking he might be a terrorist because of his middle name. Or associating him with a religion that he doesn’t follow.

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**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/39 "2017-05-17T21:15:08Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> Trump is right: no politician in history has been treated worse.
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> But no politician in history has arrived at the office of President so little prepared, and then made so many boneheaded decisions.
> 
> So there’s a REASON for the unprecedented treatment: the unprecedented incompetence.

[Aethelred, the Unready](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%86thelred_the_Unready), maybe? (The “unready” apparently originally meant “ill-counseled”, so this fits in so many ways.) It will be interesting to see if Trump gets an epithet that lasts 1000 years.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/40 "2017-05-17T21:15:45Z")

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> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> Agreed. I can’t raise a single mou of sorrow on behalf of Dear Leader after all the revolting abuse he heaped on Obama and others during Obama’s term.

I don’t have any sympathy for a man who goes to the Coast Guard Academy commencement and wants the cadets to feel bad for the billionaire President.

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