# Trump is a whiny little bitch man child

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 17, 2017, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849 "2017-05-17T16:45:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/61 "2017-05-18T14:45:18Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Not so fast. Franklin Graham has called him a Christian…

Franklin Graham is a moron. Always has been.

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/62 "2017-05-18T17:13:52Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> Trump is right: no politician in history has been treated worse.

I’d challenge that assertion. The fog of memory has obscured how badly past presidents have been treated, but [it was pretty terrible, even in the pre-Internet days](https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2013/06/abraham-lincoln-is-an-idiot/309304/).

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> Early in the war, after a series of setbacks for Union troops and the mulish inaction of General McClellan, members of Lincoln’s own Republican party reviled him as, in the words of Senator Zachariah Chandler of Michigan, “timid vacillating & inefficient.” A Republican newspaper editor in Wisconsin wrote, “The President and the Cabinet,—as a whole,—are not equal to the occasion.” The Ohio Republican William M. Dickson wrote in 1861 that Lincoln “is universally an admitted failure, has no will, no courage, no executive capacity … and his spirit necessarily infuses itself downwards through all departments.”
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> Charles Sumner, a Republican senator from Massachusetts, to whom Lincoln often turned for advice, opposed the president’s renomination in 1864: “There is a strong feeling among those who have seen Mr. Lincoln, in the way of business, that he lacks practical talent for his important place. It is thought that there should be more readiness, and also more capacity, for government.” William P. Fessenden, the Maine Republican, called Lincoln “weak as water.”

We’re not even seeing words this strong coming from prominent Republicans against Trump today. Find me a Republican senator calling him “timid vacillating and inefficient.” or Republican Judges calling him “universally an admitted failure.”

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/63 "2017-05-18T18:23:30Z")

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[QUOTE=President Dumbfuck]  
The single greatest witch hunt of a politician in American history!  
[/QUOTE]

Remember the birther witch hunt, you stupid fucking baby? Jesus, get the little monkey a binky and a diaper change, Ivanka.

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**Author:** ![Beren\_Erchamion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/90ced4/32.png) [@Beren\_Erchamion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beren_Erchamion)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/64 "2017-05-18T18:27:01Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Not so fast. Franklin Graham has called him a Christian…

I don’t trust Franklin Graham’s judgment on who is and is not a Christian, inasmuch as Franklin Graham also calls Franklin Graham a Christian, when in fact Franklin Graham worships Satan.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/65 "2017-05-18T18:47:54Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Not so fast. Franklin Graham has called him a Christian…

> [@Chimera](#):
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> Franklin Graham is a moron. Always has been.

No argument there, but given his legacy (and his following), it appears he’s a moron with moron authority.

ETA: _MORAL_! Moral authority.

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/66 "2017-05-18T19:17:09Z")

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Trump to NBC (paraphrased, but accurate):

This is all a waste of time. The Dems are just mad because they lost an election they should have won. They lost worse than the numbers show because THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE FAVORS DEMOCRATS(!!!)

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/67 "2017-05-18T20:08:21Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Now complaining that no politician in history has been treated as unfairly as he has. :smack:
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> Goddamn, this man is stupid. Just dull-witted, uneducated, ignorant, uninformed, incapable of the kind of thought one expects of non-institutionalized adults in this world.
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> Donald, resign. You’re in over your head and your lack of intellectual capacity for the job has been completely exposed.
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> Or, you know, there are other options available to you if you don’t want to face the shame of resignation, impeachment or treason charges. You could end this right now.

Well, given that these days we have the capability of almost instantaneous dissemination of facts, ideas, lies and bullshit, he’s probably not totally wrong.

Ever since his election, libs have been howling and whining like broke-dick dogs and spreading bullshit about him faster than a fleet of John Deeres. And it shows no sign of letting up in the foreseeable future. Your post is a perfect example.

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/68 "2017-05-18T20:31:59Z")

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> [@Lamar\_Mundane](#):
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> Trump to NBC (paraphrased, but accurate):
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> This is all a waste of time. The Dems are just mad because they lost an election they should have won.

I keep wondering if he will ever break down and just say it directly “They are mad because and I’m an an incompetent jackass who has no idea what I’m is doing and utterly unqualified to be president, and they lost me me!”

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/69 "2017-05-18T20:39:25Z")

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Speaking of broke-dick dogs spreading bullshit:

> [@Trump voters: explain yourselves](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-voters-explain-yourselves/766699/49):
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> Clinton is a proven liar and a felon.

> [@Clothahump, and others...](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clothahump-and-others/770465/379):
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> She’s a felon. Deal with it.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/70 "2017-05-18T20:46:08Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Well, given that these days we have the capability of almost instantaneous dissemination of facts, ideas, lies and bullshit, he’s probably not totally wrong.
> 
> Ever since his election, libs have been howling and whining like broke-dick dogs and spreading bullshit about him faster than a fleet of John Deeres. And it shows no sign of letting up in the foreseeable future. Your post is a perfect example.

Ever since long before Trump’s election, **Clothahump** has been howling and whining like a broke-dick dog and spreading bullshit about “libs” faster than a fleet of John Deeres. And it shows no sign of letting up in the foreseeable future. The above post is a perfect example.

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**Author:** ![Fotheringay-Phipps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d9b06d/32.png) [@Fotheringay-Phipps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fotheringay-Phipps)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/71 "2017-05-18T20:48:55Z")

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> [@monstro](#):
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> When a public figure spends years trying to prove that Trump isn’t an American, maybe then I’ll start feeling sorry for him.

Not that anyone needs to feel sorry for Trump, ever. He has it all coming to him. But you can’t really compare the birther stuff to this.

Big difference being that no one of any consequence took the birther stuff seriously. Not for lack of trying on the part of people like Trump, but it never got traction in any way that threatened Obama. Obama didn’t have two congressional committees plus the FBI plus a special prosecutor investigating the birther stuff. It was mostly CT kooks howling about it.

Now again, that’s for good reason. But the point here is that **IF** you accept the premise that the Russia stuff is a bunch of nothing (which Trump does) then what he’s saying has some rational basis. Because he has all this going on over what he says is nothing. Obama didn’t have to deal with anything remotely on this scale.

That’s actually a good question, now that I think about it. What scandal has attracted the same level of media, legal, and political attention and has ultimately turned out to be benign?

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/72 "2017-05-18T22:19:42Z")

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> [@Fotheringay-Phipps](#):
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> That’s actually a good question, now that I think about it. What scandal has attracted the same level of media, legal, and political attention and has ultimately turned out to be benign?

Andrew Jackson’s wife Rachel separated from her husband (who I gather was abusive) and was married to Jackson before the divorce went through. Jackson didn’t know anything about this at the time, and in any case remarried her once the divorce had finalized, making everything kosher. Later, when Jackson ran for president, the press pounced on these old events and hounded and slandered Rachel mercilessly, calling her a slut and worse. Rachel had been frail and ailing, and the stress of the abuse she was receiving seemingly contributed to her untimely death. At the very least Jackson blamed his political opponents for it (and he was a scary man).

Baby-hands Trump hasn’t seen nothin’ yet.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/73 "2017-05-18T22:37:31Z")

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> [@Fotheringay-Phipps](#):
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> That’s actually a good question, now that I think about it. What scandal has attracted the same level of media, legal, and political attention and has ultimately turned out to be benign?

[Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi !](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13L6pwjKsX0)

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/74 "2017-05-18T22:42:57Z")

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(although admittedly, the media, legal and political attention was confined to the Republican side and apart from the people who still haven’t fully grokked that Trump may not be quite the most awesomest President who has ever Presided everybody knew it was a long series of fishing expeditions cum pre-election fuckery ; whereas the Russia stuff has even (some) Republicans sincerely wondering/worrying)

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/75 "2017-05-18T22:44:49Z")

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Or, to put it another way, Benghazi was a witch hunt ; whereas Trump is a \*bona fide \*witch.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/76 "2017-05-18T22:45:50Z")

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Phil Mudd just called him the Sissy-In-Chief while detailing all the speeches where Trump has complained about his treatment by the press and how hard the job is.

😃

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/77 "2017-05-19T19:57:31Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> [A sample of whiny bitchy manchildishness](http://www.latimes.com/politics/washington/la-na-essential-washington-updates-trump-to-coast-guard-cadets-no-1495038386-htmlstory.html), from his Coast Guard academy\* commencement speech:
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> \*Can you imagine him showing up to deliver a commencement speech at a venue where the audience was free to jeer or otherwise ostentatiously disrespect him?

I recall a tweet or Facebook meme recently that included that Trump quote, and a picture of Nelson Mandela.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/78 "2017-05-23T21:54:38Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Phil Mudd just called him the Sissy-In-Chief while detailing all the speeches where Trump has complained about his treatment by the press and how hard the job is.
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> 😃

Excellent! 🆒

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/79 "2017-05-24T02:28:01Z")

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> [@Kobal2](#):
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> Or, to put it another way, Benghazi was a witch hunt ; whereas Trump is a \*bona fide \*witch.

I did ask if we could weigh him against a duck.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-whiny-little-bitch-man-child/786849/80 "2017-05-24T02:43:57Z")

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Someone else can screw the duck. Let’s just weigh him.

It’s a fair cop.

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