# Trump is dying **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 101
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2002 "2026-03-21T21:39:26Z")
> [@DWMarch](#): > > … Donald, you may wish to take a moment to think about whether or not people will express similar statements about you when you are (finally) gone. Since the Universe only exists to appreciate and extol his (His?) magnificence, should he ever die it will cease to exist. So not a concern. ---
**Author:** ![Ancient\_Nerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed655f/32.png) [@Ancient\_Nerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ancient_Nerd)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2003 "2026-03-21T22:03:54Z")
> [@DWMarch](#): > > Trump has already issued a statement to the effect that he is glad Mueller is dead May what goes around come around. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2004 "2026-03-21T22:08:05Z")
> [@DWMarch](#): > > Donald, you may wish to take a moment to think about whether or not people will express similar statements about you when you are (finally) gone. He won’t ever see them, because there is no wifi or cell service in Hell. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2005 "2026-03-21T22:41:06Z")
> [@DWMarch](#): > > According to talking heads on TV (no article yet because I believe this just happened a few minutes ago), Trump has already issued a statement to the effect that he is glad Mueller is dead because he won’t be able to hurt people any longer. Yes, he did post something ugly. What was Donald going to do, let the story be about the guy who died??? ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2026, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2006 "2026-03-22T00:49:30Z")
> [@Ancient\_Nerd](#): > > May what goes around come around. What will World Leaders say of him once he is gone…? “Au revoir, Mister Trump! Truly, you have been an Ornament to America.” - a bad translation from [Macron](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtnNO5_Ao6U&list=RDdtnNO5_Ao6U&start_radio=1) ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2026, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2007 "2026-03-22T02:38:05Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > He won’t ever see them, because there is no wifi or cell service in Hell. Oh, I think Satan is perfectly capable of piping down the world’s reaction to his death. [![](https://scrapsfromtheloft.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/Kubricks-A-Clockwork-Orange-A-Study-of-Violence-and-Ethics.jpeg) ](https://scrapsfromtheloft.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/Kubricks-A-Clockwork-Orange-A-Study-of-Violence-and-Ethics.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2008 "2026-03-26T21:22:32Z")
This reminds me of a neighbor I had who had some serious mental decline… > **[Trump interrupts a Cabinet meeting dealing with the Iran war and rising...](https://apnews.com/article/trump-cabinet-sharpie-pen-iran-war-153a483dc7fcb6c110c69a47481287ae)** > > President Donald Trump turned an otherwise serious Cabinet meeting into a long Sharpie story, arguing that it shows how he saves government money. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2009 "2026-03-26T21:56:18Z")
[![](https://i.ibb.co/W928XMB/Gemini-Generated-Image-lf8wwulf8wwulf8w-2.jpg) ](https://i.ibb.co/W928XMB/Gemini-Generated-Image-lf8wwulf8wwulf8w-2.jpg) I fucking hate this timeline. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2010 "2026-03-26T21:59:48Z")
I’m really curious about these “$1,000 ball point pens”. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2011 "2026-03-26T23:25:02Z")
GUYS, TRUMP ACTUALLY DIED oops, sorry, typo DYED HIS HAIR FOR MANY YEARS! ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2012 "2026-03-27T00:03:40Z")
You know, on that glorious day when Trump’s name is taken down off the ballroom, the Kennedy Centre, the Institute of Peace, the battleships, the bank accounts, the federal buildings, the currency, the awards, the statues and arches, and hopefully via one discrete announcement at at time, I hope he’s alive and well enough to appreciate the sacking of his legacy. YMMV. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2013 "2026-03-27T00:23:53Z")
> [@penultima\_thule](#): > > I hope he’s alive and well enough to appreciate the sacking of his legacy. I just hope I’M alive to witness the sacking of his legacy. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2014 "2026-03-27T00:52:10Z")
If he ever gets around to building that 200 foot statue of himself, i want it pulled down, then left in pieces where it falls as a monument to his hubris. [![](https://i.ibb.co/wZ4GwVTw/file-00000000cdc471fdaf9bf6933a61b3c3.png) ](https://i.ibb.co/wZ4GwVTw/file-00000000cdc471fdaf9bf6933a61b3c3.png) ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2015 "2026-03-27T01:47:05Z")
'Zactly. His (trump’s) personal expiration date is within ~10 years. The Fascist legacy may last 100 or 200 more. A whole lot of professional evil people have ridden those oversized coattails into positions of lasting corrupt power. And about 1/3rd to 1/2 of 'Murrica is vigorously cheering them on to ever greater depravities. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2016 "2026-03-27T04:22:47Z")
I keep thinking on that, especially the last part, and wonder if – not hope – it will end in blood. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2017 "2026-03-27T04:57:59Z")
> [@fachverwirrt](#): > > GUYS, TRUMP ACTUALLY DIED > > oops, sorry, typo > > DYED HIS HAIR FOR MANY YEARS! [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OzGT3rPniew/hqdefault.jpg "Kent Brockman Action News") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzGT3rPniew) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2018 "2026-03-27T07:24:16Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > The Fascist legacy may last 100 or 200 more. A whole lot of professional evil people have ridden those oversized coattails into positions of lasting corrupt power. Fascism has been around a lot longer than Trump; he’s riding **its** coattails. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2019 "2026-03-27T10:36:50Z")
> [@fachverwirrt](#): > > GUYS, TRUMP ACTUALLY DIED > > oops, sorry, typo > > DYED HIS HAIR FOR MANY YEARS! GUYS, TRUMP IS ACTUALLY COLORED oops, sorry, typo HIS HAIR IS COLORED AND FOR MANY YEARS ( we apologize to all of those readers who just changed channels from FOX News ) ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2020 "2026-03-27T14:43:10Z")
[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/eGH-EYp0MBA/hqdefault.jpg "Newhart 8x16 Seein' Double") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGH-EYp0MBA&t=529) ---
**Author:** ![Magniankh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@Magniankh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magniankh)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2026, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2021 "2026-03-31T15:15:45Z")
> My only wish for Trump’s death is that he not keel over and expire quickly. I want him to linger and suffer, as publicly as possible. No, he needs to go quickly so that the GOP can’t Weekend At Bernie’s him. The longer he’s on his deathbed the more he will stew and generate ideas on how to fuck the world over even harder. He needs to just go. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=100) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=102)