# Trump is dying **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [August 27, 2025, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520 "2025-08-27T07:09:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 103
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2026, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2042 "2026-04-02T21:48:09Z")
punk band name? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2026, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2043 "2026-04-02T21:48:51Z")
I like it! First album is called “Piss Off”. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2026, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2044 "2026-04-02T21:59:30Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > First album is called “Piss Off”. I’ve always liked the phrase “it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on”. (semi related: “There’s a difference between peeing in the pool and peeing _into_ the pool”) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2026, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2045 "2026-04-02T22:00:32Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > (semi related: “There’s a difference between peeing in the pool and peeing _into_ the pool”) I am going to remember that. “Did you pee in the toilet?” “No, I stood _next_ to it when I urinated.” ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2026, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2046 "2026-04-03T12:21:19Z")
“Mr. Jones, we’re going to have to ask you to stop urinating in the pool.” “But everyone pees in the pool!” “Not from the diving board, sir.” ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2026, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2047 "2026-04-03T22:21:07Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > First album is called “Piss Off”. The playlist kind of writes itself. In the snow. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2026, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2048 "2026-04-03T22:21:42Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > In the snow. 😆 ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2049 "2026-04-04T21:04:09Z")
Rumours in twitter/bluesky that Trump is in Walter Reed… ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2050 "2026-04-04T21:09:07Z")
Damn-- don’t _tease_ like that! _(Heads to Google to search like mad…)_ * * * BlueSky is fizzing with rumors…no confirmation. But there’s this: [![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wvs6ckv7tvmbfaky3rli6ekl/bafkreicf4lhhjteyr6lhb7c5r7uxzhh72bxm6k5gspl6gl7cagjsnfxhkq) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wvs6ckv7tvmbfaky3rli6ekl/bafkreicf4lhhjteyr6lhb7c5r7uxzhh72bxm6k5gspl6gl7cagjsnfxhkq) * * * * * * And this comment: > Rumour has it that Trump’s at the Walter Reed Hospital for his monthly replenishing of intravenous embalming fluid. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2051 "2026-04-04T21:13:31Z")
It’s probably just rumors, like the last 20 times, but a hobbit can dream… ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2052 "2026-04-04T21:54:17Z")
> ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2053 "2026-04-04T22:05:47Z")
> [@Frodo](#): > > Rumours in twitter/bluesky that Trump is in Walter Reed… Rumors apparently started when Trump’s staff suddenly announced he would not be making any more public appearances today, which implies he would not be playing golf this afternoon. Apparently, for him not to play golf today is surprising. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2054 "2026-04-04T22:45:15Z")
> [@Frodo](#): > > Rumours in twitter/bluesky that Trump is in Walter Reed… Assuming he’s still infesting this world, we should expect to see him, next time we do see him, wearing a glove. Or else a really thick slab of makeup. (Odds are he will have had whatever treatment it is that requires he be infused through the back of his hand.) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2055 "2026-04-04T22:47:46Z")
Everytime I hear or read the words “Walter Reed,” I get a real strong hankering for champagne. It’s almost pavlovian. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2056 "2026-04-04T22:53:22Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Everytime I hear or read the words “Walter Reed,” I get a real strong hankering for champagne. It’s almost pavlovian. . I can just see the chapters in future academic tomes: _The Trump Era: Rewiring American Brains_. ---
**Author:** ![EnglishGrey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/englishgrey/32/14111_2.png) [@EnglishGrey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EnglishGrey)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2057 "2026-04-04T22:56:14Z")
If only him not existing any more would stop many millions of Americans, and hundreds of millions of others, being total arseholes bereft of any empathy or understanding. Not realistic and overly simplistic thinking. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2058 "2026-04-04T22:57:31Z")
> [@EnglishGrey](#): > > Not realistic and overly simplistic thinking. Has someone here claimed that? ---
**Author:** ![EnglishGrey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/englishgrey/32/14111_2.png) [@EnglishGrey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EnglishGrey)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2059 "2026-04-04T23:04:09Z")
I don’t know, I’ve not read everything. But I think that the idea Trump disappearing will change much is optimistic to say the least. He’s just one person (albeit a deplorable one). ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2060 "2026-04-04T23:04:41Z")
I’m eager to try it. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/2061 "2026-04-04T23:07:49Z")
That is god damn funny! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=102) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520.md?page=104)